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Machine Learning Kelly

@undersized5.bsky.social
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Keynote Listener | Thought Follower | Taco Bell Stan | Attorney | Recovering Florida Man. Mostly talking about pop culture and sports. My Tweets are my own unless I'm retweeting

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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to see a documentary about this
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, yes we can
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I better not see ONE gator player in GNC this weekend
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
graphic reading

USA vs. UK
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buster Faulkner is an elite playcaller, but let's give credit to Phil Trautwein too
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Take that Morgan Freeman. Gators take down ole miss
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Zz Bones Salutes American Flag
ALT: Zz Bones Salutes American Flag
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First class full flat seats in your home. glorious
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
on mitch's behalf, i'm furious about this post.
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Lumi @lumieregrl83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤔🤣 okay, that’s better than nascar.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I resigned from Weyland‑Yutani today. For 4 years I worked as a Reproductive Specialist, impregnating travellers with alien spawn.They call it “passive incubation logistics.” It’s really human beings treated as disposable carriers while the company races to secure organism patents. I’m done.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Poor guy got injured hurdling a defender like he's heading to Chipotle. I hope he can stay healthy and realize his immense potential.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In the good old days bully's all carried switch blades, they would even comb their hair with it. What happened to that? Did Big Switch Blade stop marketing to bullies?
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So Apple made their version Surface Duo, except the have a single folding screen? Why call it a Duo then? Isn't it an Uno? Uni?
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Gators Wire @gatorswire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Former Florida star Ben Shelton stunned defending champion Carlos Alcaraz in five sets late Tuesday night to reach the U.S. Open semifinals.
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Ben Shelton stuns Carlos Alcaraz to reach U.S. Open semifinals
Former Florida star Ben Shelton stunned defending champion Carlos Alcaraz in five sets late Tuesday night to reach the U.S. Open semifinals.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This man made Mike Norvell a hot commodity. Studies should be done (not by FSU, they don't have electricity)
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Scooter Magruder @scootermagruder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Won’t Back Down vs. Won’t Turn On
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Big Ten this week, the clock didn't expire
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: You Don't Want That TV
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi: You Don't Want That TV
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Media: Its a new era in college football Michigan cheats in front of everyone Media:
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Ostrich Head in Sand (Blind Man)
Alt: Ostrich Head in Sand (Blind Man)
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Love him or hate him, it was a ridiculous move for him not to be a first ballot hall of famer. Also I don't understand why there is this delineation for non belichek folks where someone is a consensus HoFer but they don't want them to be a first ballot person.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Parent to kid, "please dress nice, its a nice restaurant and we are a guest" Kid:
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not all heroes wear capes
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Whatever happened to the resteraunt that Dominic Torreto owned?
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Star Trek Star Trek Tos
Alt: Star Trek Star Trek Tos
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unemployed man's rug is damaged
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Sam Amico @amicohoops.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
SuperSonics return takes another step as NBA expansion process moves forward hoopswire.com/supersonics-...
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SuperSonics return takes another step as NBA expansion process moves forward
The NBA's expansion process is moving forward, with Seattle and Las Vegas bidders providing financial information.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Interesting. finance.yahoo.com/media-advert... "But in an unusual twist, the deal stipulates that Meta will only pay some of the settlement unless its competitors follow suit by committing to fines and similar concessions on their own platforms."
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Meta’s Newspaper Ad Blitz Ups Pressure on Social Media Rivals
Meta Platforms Inc. is intensifying its public pressure campaign on TikTok and YouTube, running full-page advertisements in top newspapers across the US demanding its rivals make comparable efforts to...
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Indiana Jones: He Chose Poorly
Alt: Indiana Jones: He Chose Poorly
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Peter Cullen, no matter where that voice showed up, I recognized it immediately as the voice of prime.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So there will be an All Pro team and a Pro Bowl team, we need an All Bowl team to complete the trifecta.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This man is a national treasure.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Time to start looking for jobs in Auckland!
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Let's go! 247sports.com/college/flor...
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Florida names Aaron Philo starting QB for Week 1 of 2026 season
Aaon Philo and Tramell Jones Jr. competed for Florida's QB1 role throughout the entire offseason.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is awesome. Look at the smile on the kids face.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
ALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you can only feel joy in what’s exotic, then you aren’t joyful. you’re just dependent on novelty.
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Simon Johnson @simonwxm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Leeds United brought on an 18 year old lad called Pickles last night. Presumably he wears number 66 in tribute to the dog who found the stolen World Cup in that year.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Interesting: There’s now an anonymous, moderated list of companies that stop responding after you interviewed with them
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Ghosted After a Job Interview? Report the Company
Ghosted after a job interview? Submit an anonymous report and see which companies candidates say stopped responding after interviews.
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Andy Hearn 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈⚽️🎶🌈 @andyhearn24.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If FIFA made both World Cup finalists AND 3rd place automatic qualifiers for the next World Cup all of a sudden the 3rd place play off could become an important and cherished event. There you go FIFA you can have that one for free.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina to England
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I Drink Your Milkshake Scene
Alt: I Drink Your Milkshake Scene
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
French cannot be defeated on Bastile Day, can they? I'm the same land in which they helped the American defeat the British?
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Jack Todd @jacktodd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Overwhelming response to this column today. Pretty clear people are fed up with the gambling takeover of major sports - and that fans support Kylian Mbappe in his opposition to the corporate bookies. montrealgazette.com/sports/socce...
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Todd: Kudos to Kylian Mbappé for heroic stand against gambling scourge
French soccer puts principles ahead of pocketbook with courageous shot at "destructive" sports gaming industry.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Coming into one of the most exciting World Cups tournaments, the US fans (having seen their team dominated) seem to be losing steam
bison meme "the day your country got into fifa semifinals was the greatest day of your life, but for USA, it was a Tuesday"
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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kylian Mbappé, leading scorer at the World Cup, with Wemby. Sweet mother of God! 😳 #NBA
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#Gators 🐊🐊🐊
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Soccers version of Gronk
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