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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 22h
the big thing the rise of LLMs has revealed to me is that there is a not insignificant chunk of the population that considers cognition itself to be a frustrating and unnecessary burden
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Turfster @turfster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
New punchline for yesterday's joke dropped store.steampowered.com/news/app/593... "General - Improved Steam Client startup performance."
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Steam News - Steam Client Update - October 13th - Steam News
A new Steam Client update has been released and will be automatically downloaded. Homescreen - Big Picture Mode Added a new 'Big Art Mode' option for the home screen. This can be enabled in Settings >...
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M I Z U G O R O U™ @mudkipper.art · 13/10/2026
My favourite gender, Sam and Max
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thought about this heater again.
if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
israel has the same right to exist that apartheid south africa and rhodesia had, which is none whatsoever
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hey cool that's awesome
Harriet Williamson • @harriepw
NEW: Home Office stats released today reveal that arrests for "terrorist-related activity" in the year ending June 2026 were up 1,553% on last year and 94% of the arrests (3,630 of 3,867) were linked to showing support for Palestine Action.
Figure 1.1: Arrests for terrorist-related activity, by legislation, years ending June 2002 to June 2026, Great Britain
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Other legislation
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Other legislation (linked to supporting
Palestine Action)
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do we really need to explain to people that it is really, REALLY important to read to young children? Like, you, personally, need to read to your child - your voice, your face, your hand gestures, your lap, your arms, your closeness. What kind of parent doesn't know this in their bones?
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what a fantastic all-timer thread on this phenomena and the psychology behind it I think about this all the time and not understanding this is the difference between successful liminal horror, and just horrorslop. liminal horror is about the baked-in hostility of public spaces we millenials saw die
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
[trying to be cool talking to all the perverts online] Heh, Yeah, I'm Into Pretty Extreme Kink* Too * five hours of cuddling
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Greatest myth in modern political discourse is that partisan division is a result of ideological bubbles. This isn’t the case! Conservatives have dominated every aspect of our society for 40+ years. We know exactly what they believe because we live with the consequences bsky.app/profile/gaiu...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tweet from Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin):

me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone
[doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs?
me: im trying to tell you
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
the bluesky experience
the meme of the two identical nations but with different adjectives applied to their ships and castles, one set positive one negative, in this case everything has been changed to "jokes"

so on the left it's: "our blessed jokes, our glorious jokes, our great jokes, our noble jokes, our heroic jokes"

on the right it's: "their barbarous jokes, their wicked jokes, their primitive jokes, their backward jokes, their brutish jokes"
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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A pink and gray poster: featuring a guillotine shaded in black halftones. The words "IT ENDS HERE", and an arrow and a manicule pointing towards the head hole of the guillotine. A white star in the middle of it. at the bottom of the poster, a painting of flames in turquoise, with the words "nothing to lose" and other embelishments in pink.
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E.G. Simmons 🍰 @ganglemanva.com · 02/10/2026
>if only you knew how dethpicable thingth really are
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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hiero medão 🎃 @lesbiankakyoin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In Comic Sans: "at this point i'll take comic sans being used in a serious capacity"
In Papyrus: "or papyrus" / In Jokerman: "or jokerman even"
In Comic Sans: "just please"
In Papyrus: "anything"
In Jokerman: "but this senseless garbage"
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Benjamin Netanyahu begins his speech.
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 24/09/2026
The myth of having a “cool” job is over. Every industry sucks. Embrace actual hobbies.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Everything in America weirdly feels like cults upon cults upon cults and I dunno how else to describe it
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 22/09/2026
Damn, he had Sam Altman dead to rights in 2016
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/09/2026
you think it's a coincidence that the most evil and corrupt people alive want you to believe that trans people are the real problem?
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Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😄
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Lazy Girl @averylazygirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite trope: a tall goddess with a short goofy husband that are happily married and in love.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slides you some cheese* you’ll need this for your journey
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Macklemore thing is more proof that pro-Israel activists have just lost the ability to persuade. All it can do is browbeat anyone opposed to them. That doesn't work when you're -25 in public opinion.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Survives somehow
drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I have survived everything I thought I wouldn't and I'll survive this too"
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 15/09/2026
Meat Loaf as Eddie
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Democrats have hit on a winning message for November that keeps them from shifting too far left.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[to the tune of chocolate rain] crisis core
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sunflowers 🌻🌻🌻
a painting of a black cat standing on a fence overgrown with vines, with a sunflower field behind it
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Adam Riches @supernorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone's immediate reaction to the visuals in the new Ocarina Of Time remake.
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MARCY BONES! 🎃 @marcybones64.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
every pro-AI person is either a grifter or a sucker
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New: a secretive DHS predictive policing unit is analyzing Americans' financial activity, feeding those names to police, then having cops pull them over. Not suspected of any particular crime We're revealing the unit name too: Predictive Intelligence Targeting Team www.404media.co/a-secretive-...
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A Secretive DHS ‘Predictive Policing’ Unit is Analyzing Americans' Financial Habits and Pulling Them Over
404 Media is revealing the name of Border Patrol's predictive policing units, which analyze financial data and have local cops pull people over. The people are not suspected of any particular crime.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/09/2026
For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 10/11/2025
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 07/09/2026
Shout-out to Travis Knight, who's father is the CEO of Nike (yes THAT Nike, the shoe brand) using his immense inherited wealth to fund stop motion animation at a financial loss purely for the love of the art. Laika Studios my beloved <3
A compilation image of Laika movies: Coraline, Paranorman, The Boxtrolls, Kubo and the Two Strings, Missing Link, and Wildwood
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Puppy moment
drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "Puppy want a treat? Puppy want a break from it all"
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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
ALT: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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Nɪɢʜᴛ Exᴄɪsɪᴏɴ🔪 @nightexcision.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Israeli leaders keep on openly admitting a series of war crimes that international analysts keep being told are libelous to state.
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swamp lady
Drawing in hues of green of an cutesy anthropomorphic crocodile lady wearing a victorian dress and holding an umbrella
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