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Ursus Maije

@ursusmaije.bsky.social
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bears and sharks always travel together. just look at them- walking through the wooded forest together, paw in fin. it's on account of their teeth, that makes them "nature's best friends"

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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is depressing
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
city should be dissolved and every single thing they've won in the last 15 years revoked
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favourite thing to do in modern video games is not pay attention to cutscenes or engage with the lore at all and get to the end of a 30 hour game not knowing who I am, what I’m doing, or who anyone else in the game is
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is chilling, even more so given the cozy relationship companies like draftkings have with sports broadcasters, leagues, and individual athletes. i remember genuinely thinking that legalized sports betting could be a huge boon to public money for good use. where's that, at all?
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cool love seeing shit like this to just pour salt in the wound
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lane kiffin deserves everything thrown his way, literally and figuratively
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
flying fucks are the most elusive of all the fucks
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
great, hope they all get fucked
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"police haven't yet explained how the gun went off" my guess is the cop pulled the trigger
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey let's give a shout-out to everyone who is opening celebrating that time someone they didn't like was murdered. what a great society this is where the people with whom you disagree should just be shot, right? think real fucking hard about the values you claim to uphold.
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
looking forward to this maybe being done by 2150
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bill Simmons has been in the headlines for interesting reasons over the past week, and Jeff Pearlman is extremely unimpressed. awfulannouncing.com/ringer/jeff-...
awfulannouncing.com
Jeff Pearlman calls Bill Simmons 'a f*cking loser'
Bill Simmons has been in the headlines for obscure reasons over the past week, and Jeff Pearlman is extremely unimpressed.
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i'm neither going to condemn or condone this but i am going to predict that people are going to get seriously hurt and this will end really badly
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*people without real jobs
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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Kyle MacLachlan @kyle-maclachlan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
warren zevon:
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Did it hurt when you fell through your screen door
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just saw Great Wolf Lodge described as “moist Chuck E. Cheese” and I’m absolutely losing my mind.
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gross. no.
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
WAHHH I WENT TO LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE WITH NO LOANS THE WORLD SHOULD BE HANDED TO ME
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
DATA CENTERS ARE GOOD SAYS A LOBBYIST FROM A UNION THAT WOULD MAKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY FROM DATA CENTERS
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
yes david brooks (who sucks) famously made up a whole dramatic fabrication a la A Million Little Pieces too ridiculous comparison
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You never hear athletes express gratitude for gravity, without which their precious "foot ball" would just float away. The entitlement is frankly disgusting
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
nobody liked this idea. happy to announce limited edition Pulp Free Coca Cola
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
coca cola should come with pulp
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
nobody's asking the really important question: why did Israel do this?
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 14/08/2026
Though Pangram is one of many A.I. detectors that have hit the market in recent years, the product stands out for how it excels at distinguishing chatbot-generated words from human writing, our columnist Brian X. Chen writes. Here’s what you need to know about how it works.
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I Tested a Popular A.I. Slop Detector. It Felt Empowering.
Pangram excels at distinguishing chatbot-generated words from human writing. But it’s not reliable for spotting artificial images.
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
serial cheater thinks dodgers are good for baseball
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
WaPo will not be reporting on this, obviously
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
only 30 or so years too late
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
describing turkey as modern is absolutely fucking wild
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
[showing up with melted chocolate ice cream all over my face] hey sorry I’m late traffic was so so bad
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
fuck the dodgers, fuck rob manfred, fuck the players union, in that particular order
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
bonerz
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
x-rated modems tell baudy jokes
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
lol
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kerry Wood, Behind-The-Back Eephus 😮
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i wonder if the world cup had anything to do with this 🧐
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Tom Urtz Boonior 👻🎃 @tomurtzjr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron and Brown to the Sixers
Front cover of the October 29, 2012 issue of Sports Illustrated magazine featuring newly acquired Los Angeles Lakers players Steve Nash (wearing jersey #10) and Dwight Howard (wearing jersey #12) smiling in gold Lakers uniforms. Howard holds a basketball, and the bold cover headline reads, "NOW THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN."
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 29/03/2026
Thread: Luciano Pavarotti summer mood board
Luciano Pavarotti with watermelon
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
just in case you were wondering whether shit like bid rigging still happens
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i remember this!
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
what if we found a way to mark the death of politicians without sounding like EITHER unscrupulous jackasses OR wool-over-the-eyes sycophants?
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
B A D
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it's very important that FOX foist one fucking idiot everyone hates on its viewership in every broadcast, it's an integral part of the brand
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Ursus Maije @ursusmaije.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
real sentences written not in satire
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