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Claire

@urmumsausername.bsky.social
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Absolutely no idea what I'm doing. Hi! My skeets or whatever they're called 👇 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5uwdzjidqv…

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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Don't mess with a beautiful heart. ❤️
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Thank you 😊💜
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Hello! 👋💜😊
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Everyone changes. You can't expect them not to. It would be like expecting a tree not to grow.
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Always make time for your favourite people. ❤️
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I keep forgetting I'm on the bluesky. Just popping in to say a quick hello! 💜😊👋
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
A dachshund stands in a store, visible through glass doors marked with a "no dachshunds" graphic silhouette sign. The interior shows shopping carts and tiled flooring.
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Hello! 😊💜👋
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Some skeets are just far too long and the minute you see them, you think to yourself, I'm not reading that. But sometimes if you actually take the time to read them you might find that I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Listen to your heart . . . but don't believe everything it says, sometimes your heart's full of shit.
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought about you naked… And tied to a train track.
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Waking with boobs against my back would fix me
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Pronounces carrot cake like tarot card
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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
There are a lot of "rules" for parents these days. When I was a kid, the only rule for parents was to make sure the kid was home when the street lamps came on
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Fleetwood Mac’s 𝘎𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘞𝘢𝘺 is my favorite song about men who refuse to ask for directions.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Not to brag, but someone just told me I was better than nothing.
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Cheers!!
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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 25/07/2025
Doing laundry in between martinis is the only way
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Hello Veronica 😊💜
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Hello you lovely people! 💜❤️😊👋
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
💥HEY GUYS I'VE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS!💥 My son makes grillz & is doing a giveaway! If you want a chance to win, just follow his account & tag someone on Instagram! He's even made some for Yungblud so you're in good company! Please like & repost! instagram.com/p/DMdLMTtoh8O/…
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
😂😂😂😂
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'm sure some really annoying smart arse will be telling us how many days it is until Christmas soon, but I assure you, it definitely won't be me. (163)
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Hello! It was a bit breezy here today! I hope you had a wonderful day! With love from Big Boi and myself! 😊💜🐶👋
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
When you speak your truth and stand up for yourself... ... your soul smiles and thanks you. ❤️
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Thank you duckie 💜😊
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Lots of people use makeup and filters these days and that's absolutely fine! But, just in case you've forgotten, this is what an older woman looks like with no makeup and no filter. I think I look amazing! 😊💜😊💜
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I am woman. Hear me say "I'm fine" when really, I'm not. ~ women
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Don't expect people to understand you if they haven't taken the time to get to know you.
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Exactly 😂😂😂
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
As it's 🇨🇦 Canada Day 🇨🇦 I'm going to share a cheeky pic of my furry beaver. Don't say I don't treat you every now and then... 😊💜😉
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I just walked into a spider's web and ended up getting a black belt in karate.
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Every woman is beautiful and should be appreciated and treasured. That's all I'd like to say. Thank you for listening. ❤️
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Send a friend a message to let them know you care It can make them feel better if you can't be there Your words, they hold a power like a hug sent from afar to wrap your arms around them No matter where they are
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I just made this banana bread and I think it looks quite pleased with itself! Who fancies a slice? 😂😂🍌😊
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Just use your paws...
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The spatula and potato masher hold hands in the kitchen drawer. their eyes locked together in a loving gaze. With their bodies entwined, they know this way they'll be able to stay together forever and nothing, and no one, will ever tear them apart...
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
[Parisian restaurant, breakfast] me: I hear that you do the best toasted cheese & ham sandwich in all Paris, here server: that’s a croque monsieur me: oh that’s a shame, I’ll just have a croissant instead then please
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Hello! Please say hello if you happen to see this! 💜😊😘👋
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
*Lays down in a beanbag* I guess I live here now. 💜😉
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
If you don't understand my humour it may just be because you're stupid. Good talk.
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I'm so glad I've got absolutely nothing in common with those women who are bitchy to, and about, other women. We should be supporting each other, not slagging each other off ffs. Be there for your sisters. ❤️
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Mission impossible, but it's me trying to find the end of the sellotape.
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Sorry I'm late. I was scrolling down a form trying to find my date of birth.
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Thank you 💜😊
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Proof of life. Hello! 😊💜👋
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Never forget that if people don't accept you for everything you are, they were never your people to begin with. You're perfectly perfect exactly the way you are. Don't change for anyone. ❤️
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Claire @urmumsausername.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
So wild 😂😂
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