Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026interviewer: can you explain this gap on your resume? me: your guess is as good as mine 8798
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026hey so i appreciate what you've done here but also i hate this more than anything i've ever seen in my life 191
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/06/2025 426455
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Broke into my enemy’s castle and mislabeled his potions 1025046
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialNick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Students made their first minicomics in my intro making course - mostly standard format but this student, a first time maker(!), did something so off the charts I’m still reeling from it! & he made like 12 of them for his classmates! A paper engineering feat of flipbookery as well as killer drawing! 8253871087
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Why did they make the bugs that Timon and Pumbaa ate look so delicious 6596
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026An e-bike but the e stands for eggplant parmesan in case you get hungry while riding it 3293
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/07/2026 116335
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2025After your first couple abductions they let you meet the really hot aliens 78714
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialChewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026*stroking pizza seductively* so is there a mama johns? 227143
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Writing “made with real potatoes“ on your bag of potato chips raises more questions than it answers 701558143
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialAriaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Good morning lovelies, enjoy a smile from this Pomeranian with a perfectly centered nose that makes it look like a one eyed alien.😉 207429877
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Ohhh thinking about what your tombstone should say? Good to plan early on 😤😤 000
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Good vibes all around and then hopefully some good sleep ugh the best 000
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I think out of boredom I’d *maybe* do part time or seasonal but working regular nahhhh I’m good on that lol 000
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialYodamonkey @yodamonkey2.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Today's song from my heart, can't tell you how many times I listened to this song as a child and cried. Feel free to share. Linda💞🧑🦼💞 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewVW...youtube.comMichael Jackson-Ben official music videoYouTube video by VeronicaBuchtova 106769123
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialZee 🏳️🌈🪲🐈🏳️⚧️🤿🛶 @zeesm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Dreaming of spring butterflies on a dreary gray day. This Gray Hairstreak (Strymon melinus) is a cheerier sort of gray. #butterflies #Lepidoptera #pacificnorthwest #insects #entomology 🐙 151480119
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 23/02/2026There’s ofc a flow state that happens but writing isn’t JUST “writing” if that makes sense. 010
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/02/2026 018133
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I was born to be a small town radio DJ who is considered a bit of a character but is generally liked by the locals but Clear Channel took that away from me and now I have to toil till I'm dead 4577
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGinger Cat Dusty @gingercatdusty.bsky.social · 10/02/2026"It's love trying to catch it's breath"... youtu.be/xqTPMkcmCCw?...youtu.beDogs explain why they lose their minds when they see youYouTube video by Goldie & Frenchie 56889207
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Doing the Redfin commercial thing tbh and I must say their marketing is on point 000
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Fully read this as Pepto as in the pink stuff but now I gotta make some pesto dipped mozzarella balls for my own inconvenience 😤😤 000
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Getting a cyanide tooth but with butterscotch pudding instead 413825
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I understand why other countries kind of just want to grab us by the shoulders and shake us aggressively while asking “why aren’t you guys DOING anything??” 010
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Learning people have very passionate opinions on apple butter tonight 010
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialInk Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Dear listeners, When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song. Not as escape — as evidence. Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds. If hope is hiding, it often hums first. 842356405
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialkaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I love reading. in fact I love reading so much, that I will re-read the same paragraph 10 times over, in an attempt to pay enough attention to register it properly 1353608313
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Yeah I like NCIS Nine Cookies In Sixty seconds 612321
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialTHAT Amber @buriedbybooks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I forgot to take a photo of the cinnamon bun popcorn before I packaged it up last time. Had to make more for the friends and family trays, so here it is waiting for the white chocolate to set. 82651125
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Honestly it’s mid and I hate telling people it’s dang near a $5 drink 😭😭 000
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Thanks for reminding me I have free will brb 020
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 19/12/2025You know what HAPPY FOR YOU bro lol 130
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialIF a Stone @dougray7.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Post a book quote that you love. #booksky #bookchallenge #writers #authors #readers #booklovers 1651285172
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/12/2025coworker who won't eat fruit or vegetables only drinks coffee alcohol and energy drinks barely sleeps and is constantly stressed: ughhh I can't figure out why my stomach is upset all the time 1374
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Whist simultaneously almost always doing things to harm the kids. 000
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Does it make me an irresponsible owner if I ended up having to leave my cat with someone I thought could be trusted because I couldn’t take her with me 1,000+ miles away? Was gone for less than a year and in that time she got hit by a car. Felt useless that’s for sure. 000
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk? 2090257531669
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialAndrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"Around The Corner" - my oil painting 1364035
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/10/2025 032366
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialSarah @thebasementtan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I think they should invent a drug that lets you wipe your memory of John Carpenter movies so you can watch them fresh every Halloween. And then John Carpenter should make a movie about this drug's terrifying side effects. 381117113
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Fully baffled by two of the current comments on this one omg. 1. The one calling the first vid “art” because it’s not when risking infection. And 2. It is a cult ma’am notice how even tho you went on about not being biased essentially and the only focus was that of Trump. Most importantly tho JAMI 😍 000
Reposted by @urlucidnightmare.bsky.socialthe lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2025it’s Sunday on bluesky so I am urging everyone to take care of themselves. Take a walk, have a second cup of coffee or tea, read a book, spend some time looking at small poems 2145264592
urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Fully just watched this for the hundredth time last night 💅🏻 010
