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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
interviewer: can you explain this gap on your resume? me: your guess is as good as mine
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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hey so i appreciate what you've done here but also i hate this more than anything i've ever seen in my life
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
An illustration of a man reading and smoking a pipe while a small demonic creature lurks behind him. The man is labeled "me trying to get my life together" and the demon is labeled "a depressive episode"
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Broke into my enemy’s castle and mislabeled his potions
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Students made their first minicomics in my intro making course - mostly standard format but this student, a first time maker(!), did something so off the charts I’m still reeling from it! & he made like 12 of them for his classmates! A paper engineering feat of flipbookery as well as killer drawing!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why did they make the bugs that Timon and Pumbaa ate look so delicious
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An e-bike but the e stands for eggplant parmesan in case you get hungry while riding it
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🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a skeleton weightlifting with text that says “‘my body is a machine that DOESN’T work very good”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Still from the television show Trailer Park Boys showing Ricky speaking on a phone looking confused and angry with text that reads "Who can go fuck whose self?"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
After your first couple abductions they let you meet the really hot aliens
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
*stroking pizza seductively* so is there a mama johns?
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Writing “made with real potatoes“ on your bag of potato chips raises more questions than it answers
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Good morning lovelies, enjoy a smile from this Pomeranian with a perfectly centered nose that makes it look like a one eyed alien.😉
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Yodamonkey @yodamonkey2.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Today's song from my heart, can't tell you how many times I listened to this song as a child and cried. Feel free to share. Linda💞🧑‍🦼💞 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewVW...
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Michael Jackson-Ben official music video
YouTube video by VeronicaBuchtova
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Zee 🏳️‍🌈🪲🐈🏳️‍⚧️🤿🛶 @zeesm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dreaming of spring butterflies on a dreary gray day. This Gray Hairstreak (Strymon melinus) is a cheerier sort of gray. #butterflies #Lepidoptera #pacificnorthwest #insects #entomology 🐙
a gray butterfly with long tails on the hindwings is perched upside down on a green plantA grey butterfly with long dark tails and small orange spots on the hindwings is perched with wings openSide view of a perched gray butterfly with a row of tiny black dots and a larger orange spot on the hindwings
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Michelangelo from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I was born to be a small town radio DJ who is considered a bit of a character but is generally liked by the locals but Clear Channel took that away from me and now I have to toil till I'm dead
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Ginger Cat Dusty @gingercatdusty.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"It's love trying to catch it's breath"... youtu.be/xqTPMkcmCCw?...
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Dogs explain why they lose their minds when they see you
YouTube video by Goldie & Frenchie
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Doing the Redfin commercial thing tbh and I must say their marketing is on point
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Getting a cyanide tooth but with butterscotch pudding instead
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Learning people have very passionate opinions on apple butter tonight
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Ink Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Dear listeners, When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song. Not as escape — as evidence. Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds. If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Understandable
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I love reading. in fact I love reading so much, that I will re-read the same paragraph 10 times over, in an attempt to pay enough attention to register it properly
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Yeah I like NCIS Nine Cookies In Sixty seconds
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THAT Amber @buriedbybooks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I forgot to take a photo of the cinnamon bun popcorn before I packaged it up last time. Had to make more for the friends and family trays, so here it is waiting for the white chocolate to set.
A big tray of cinnamon caramel corn with pecans and white candy coating
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IF a Stone @dougray7.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Post a book quote that you love. #booksky #bookchallenge #writers #authors #readers #booklovers
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
coworker who won't eat fruit or vegetables only drinks coffee alcohol and energy drinks barely sleeps and is constantly stressed: ughhh I can't figure out why my stomach is upset all the time
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Accurate
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Andrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"Around The Corner" - my oil painting
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Three stills from the Simpsons. The first showing a group of ice cream men walking in parade, text reads "bless you boys." Second panel shows Homer saluting while Marge speaks to him, text reads "homer, those are ice cream men." The last panel shows homer wiping a tear with text that reads "I know."
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Sarah @thebasementtan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I think they should invent a drug that lets you wipe your memory of John Carpenter movies so you can watch them fresh every Halloween. And then John Carpenter should make a movie about this drug's terrifying side effects.
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the lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
it’s Sunday on bluesky so I am urging everyone to take care of themselves. Take a walk, have a second cup of coffee or tea, read a book, spend some time looking at small poems
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Fully just watched this for the hundredth time last night 💅🏻
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Radically Sunny @radicallysunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
My favorite flex is existing despite the odds.
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Okay this is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen this week lol
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Release the Epstein files!!!
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I’ve been inspired and hope to do this with my daughter one day 😍
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
So I should’ve known they made Disney songs into lullabies (i.e. tangled and frozen) but this I never would’ve thought of omg the perks of having a musical child
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Maureen @liberallady5678.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I'm watching Bugs Bunny cartoons, so I can improve my tip-toeing.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 26/08/2025
"If we want to protect children, we should be fighting for privacy laws, protecting encryption, and learning from Bluesky's model, where they allow third party algorithmic feeds and moderation tools."
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Analysis | ‘Sammy’s Law’ would help parents monitor kids online. It’s gaining steam.
The parents of a teen fentanyl poisoning victim are finding allies in Congress for a bill intended to save others from the same fate.
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I sure wish I could be a granny square enthusiast but apparently I can’t count well enough (I finally got one) 😤😤
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urlucidnightmare.bsky.social @urlucidnightmare.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Are you KITTEN me rn omggggg
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