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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
In typical Google fashion, they are taking a galaxy-sized steaming shit on the only good thing they still make. Immersive navigation? No thanks. I don't need your new bad confusing interface with your LLM hallucinating destinations that don't exist into it. blog.google/products-and...
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How we’re reimagining Maps with Gemini
Google Maps has two new AI features: Ask Maps and Immersive Navigation.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I got pushed onto the new Outlook because of a Windows glitch. I tried. I tried for weeks. It is just an awful piece of technology. Microsoft should retain the people in charge of this to work in another field more in line with their talents, like landscape design, or welding.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Three decades of internet companies and the only social media that really matters anymore is the group chat.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I don't want to be part of a world where being kind is a weakness.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
"Getting confused by their tv settings is what they do as a hobby." - said about older people by my daughter as I tried to update the appletv+ app
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"the only thing he didn't beat was the allegations"
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Nobody you know is as young as they were in your memories.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Apple has made trying to recover my old AppleID so hard I gave up and tried creating a new one. It failed. Even tried a new email and different phone number. I guess I will just continue to encourage people to use their knowledge of how easy it is to pirate Apple TV instead of paying for it.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I remember when Google was almost always better at everything they did than everyone else. A decade+ ago I joined the waiting list for #GoogleFiber. Today I formally cancelled this week's long-awaited installation appointment entirely due to Google's unsupportable political stances.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11/03/2025
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
"Damn shame what they did to that dog." - the landlord in "Coming to America"
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Remember back in the days when using the "Let me Google that for you" website would give people the right answer?
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A well-run American chain family restaurant is the pinnacle of mediocrity. Nothing is more whelming than when Applebee’s gets the order right and you didn’t have to wait for a clean table and your service is fine. It is perfectly adequate.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Go ahead, send that to the group chat so they can be disappointed, too.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I was going to have Google fiber installed, but I cancelled the appointment because Google cancelled Black History Month.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I love good storage solutions. Fancy closets, padded equipment cases, well-designed retail packaging are all very satisfying. Putting stuff inside of other stuff is among humanity's greatest inventions. How could we have ever created civilization without baskets, pots, and boxes to keep it in?
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If you soak rice overnight in chicken stock, is it cold-brew risotto?
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I did not vote for Elon Musk. Please dump his stock. Let's all so our part to Make Elon A Millionaire. #meam
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Do you think that we use the asterisk and other star shapes to draw attention to things because it takes advantage of some sort of evolved ability to quickly recognize and react to spiders? *⭐🌟✴️✳️🕷️
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Rick and Morty has been washed for a while, but a line that runs back into my head often is “your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer!”
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Three times in a row. Well done KC Chiefs.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
Beaker as Renee Zellweger on the cover of Harper’s bazaar.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#Swasticar was the word I needed today. Yes. Dump the company, trash the name, tank the stock. Make Elon a millionaire.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Can't wait for Trumpenomics to pour gasoline on this. /s
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Never trust someone who splits a minority group into Right Ones and Wrong Ones as a way of explaining why some don't deserve support, respect, or protection. Good Blacks vs Bad Blacks. Immigrants who got here the Right Way vs the Wrong Way. Moralizing identities is a lampshade for further bigotry.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Why is leftover rice so frequently the reason I need to sweep the kitchen floor?
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a person is standing in front of a counter in a restaurant with a lot of smoke coming out of their head .
Alt: a person is standing behind a counter in a restaurant opening a package of straws that bursts and straws go everywhere
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/01/2025
trumpflation already kicking in
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tiktok is just taking a few days to make the place safe for Nazis and racists. It will be back worse than ever.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Reading Trump-conspirator Chuck being dragged in the comments here has made my day brighter.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 16/01/2025
I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 14/01/2025
“it’s just a quick trip to Trader Joe’s. surely I won’t need the diaper bag.” see that’s where you’re wrong. the baby would love to shit all over herself at the Trader Joe’s. she’d be honored
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Imagine having enough money to do literally anything and choosing to tell everyone you think like an incel.
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Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com · 11/01/2025
Yes
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Recently I started getting spam emails from retailmenot.
Anger face emoji and hand on chin emoji together as one emoji
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I love this idea. Trump sexually assaulted E. Jean Carroll. He claims he did not, yet he was found liable in the court of law and has paid millions for that lie. Neat.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The worst posts on this platform, in my experience, are people intentionally going to the dead bird site, being traumatized, then returning here to spread around what they saw. Like Typhoid Mary, only for bigotry and propaganda.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This week's cartoon (rerun due to holiday schedule) in phone friendly format tinyview.com/this-modern-...
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The columnist
TMW cartoon for Jan. 7, 2024
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I think it is telling that there are no emojis that directly express labor solidarity.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Shopkeeper seems like this quaint and lovely little profession until you realize it is just an old-timey word for retail.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Turn your head to the left. Turn your head to the right. What did you see? You saw your world revolving around you. That is everyone's unchangeable point of view. This is important context to keep in mind when talking to other people. They are in a world different from yours.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Is it extra to make sure the paper lines up between packages?
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Anyway, AI has already stolen friends’ work, and is going to put other people out of work. I do not think a political party that claims to be the party of workers in this country should be using it. Even for just a silly joke.
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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
We should all get “posts won’t help” tattoos.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
replicant or repliwont
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Oh the shade!
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