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I came here to skeet and chew bubble gum, but I forgot to bring enough bubble gum for everyone. yellowmustard | mltshp

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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Coming soon to a gas pump near you.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I mean this with nothing but love for what you guys are doing.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Three times in a row. Well done KC Chiefs.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Even if she didn't donate that money, this still makes her look so much better in comparison to the others.
Same meme reposted, but cropped to only show that Amazon Google Meta Microsoft Apple and Uber donated $1m to Trump and Taylor Swift did not.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Recently I started getting spam emails from retailmenot.
Anger face emoji and hand on chin emoji together as one emoji
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Is it extra to make sure the paper lines up between packages?
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I am not at all surprised Trump has already failed at lowering grocery prices.
A sticker of Donald Trump with the words "I did that" with Trump pointing at a graphic of an upward pointing arrow that reads "costs" .
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Tumblr Screenshot reads:
Jokes aside, I am feeling rather anxious that there are so many CEOs still at large. I just think it's frightening that dangerous people like that are allowed to roam freely where at any time, they might walk into a boardroom and kill thousands of people with a stroke of their pen.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Mine actually was. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Screen capture of Spotify wrapped with "October was your Boujee Abstract Hip Hop moment"
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
From mine:
Screencap from my spotify wrapped that reads "October was your Boujee Abstract Hip Hop moment"
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
There is no way for me to deny that this child is mine.
A mobile screenshot where Mm daughter and I posted the same meme in a group chat of movie Gandalf telling Frodo that it is 10 am on October 24. Mine posted first, within a couple of seconds, and my daughter replied "you motherfucker, I HAD AN ALARM SET" then another daughter replied LMAO
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
It's so dumb. And funny.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Yard sign with the text "J.D. Vance puts his cast iron skillet in the dishwasher"
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #225,661!
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
I love my MX-5. The aftermarket remote for the top is from MX5 Things.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Jesus you guys are bad at this.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
The dog likes her. That says a lot.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Waymo to self-drive itself off a cliff.
The all the things meme with "enshittify all the things!" caption.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Journalists are mad that their headlines are being rewritten by the Harris campaign to remove their anti-Harris biases, I guess. Source: apnews.com/article/adve...
Screenshot of article linked with obvious and snarky change to text to read "some recent headlines may give the impression that some leading news organizations are taking sides in the campaign for president" 

- Looking at you New York Times and NY Post. -
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Artists promoting the new campaigns with imagery from the past.
Kamala Harris with "FORWARD" in the same style as Obama's HOPE portrait by the same artist.

https://obeygiant.com/The 2020 Trump Pence Make America Great Again logo with scratch outs and over-writes to make Pence be Vance and 2020 be 2024. 
From Walmart because irony is dead:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Wild-Bobby-Trump-JD-Vance-Funny-Pence-2020-Vice-President-2024-Make-America-Great-Again-Unisex-Crewneck-Sweatshirt/8284904139
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Read that headline. They just so bad at this. The first two seasons weren't good, but man... Trump season three sucks.
Rep. Mike Waltz (R-FL) shared this photo taken on the plane with the Republican vice presidential candidate. The image included a Wall Street Journal newspaper which had the front page headline "Inflation Hits Lowest Level Since 2021."Cropped view of phone with JD Vance and the Wall Street Journal newspaper which had the front page headline "Inflation Hits Lowest Level Since 2021."
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Incoherent rambling by foolish man later today. You have been warned. 🤣
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Meanwhile on the other site.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Another Titanic win from the very goodest campaign run by geniuses.
Donald Trump doing an interview on Xitter with Elon Musk into a cell phone. A picture hangs behind him and the image has been manipulated to be a painting of the ill-fated cruise ship, the Titanic.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Make your own Trump to @nytimes.com translation. imgflip.com/memegenerato...
Meme of Google translate where Trump' inane ramblings about wetting himself and demanding drugs and food and it is translated into the New York Times brand of sycophantic lies and right wing and traitorous spin.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Chilexas?
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
YouTube is trolling me?
Screenshot from YouTube of Jon Stewart's analysis of the presidential debate with a thumbnail shooting Trump and Biden and a Veritasium video titled "why people prefer more pain" with a thumbnail shooting a choice between two buttons labeled "pain" and "more pain"
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
This is the entire Internet now.
Screenshot of Xitter user account "hisvault.eth"  posting a Russian language error for being out of Chatgpt credits because the user account is a bot.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
As an American who loves his country and believes in the rule of law, I will not be voting for him, or any other convicted felons for president.
Screenshot of AP News website of headline "President Joe Biden's Son, Hunter Biden, is convicted of all 3 felonies in federal gun trial" with image of Hunter Biden in a business suit.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
ha. But seriously. I hope the Chiefs lose every game until he is off the team.
Harrison Butker dressed nicely with the text "Small kick energy."
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
A Venn diagram with two circles that do not overlap or touch. One says "Attorneys smart enough to help Trump" and the other says "Attorneys dumb enough to work for Trump"
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
The only way to engage with accounts like that:
screenshot of 'user blocked' notification from bsky
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
More of what the GOP thinks is "just like you"
view showing stately gardens surrounding the homeview showing the exquisitely paneled libraryyou will never afford a living space like this
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
These photos are taken from the last Zillow listing of the "just like you" kitchen the GOP thinks you have.
Katie Britt "To the American people, our future starts around kitchen tables just like this, with moms and dads just like you"alternate view showing palatial kitchenalternate view showing palatial kitchenalternate view showing palatial kitchen
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Wendy's will be testing 'surge' pricing because they don't understand how easy it is to drive past their restaurant. I refuse to risk being charged extra because I had to wait longer in line, especially for Wendy's food.
Image top is a photo of a Wendy's restaurant ordering counter with text "I would like to buy a hamburger for the same price that it was 2 hours ago." Image bottom is a cartoon Wendy's employee that is saying "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
I always wondered why Panera was always the worst fast-food experience. I didn't know until today that it was run by the dumbest people in the world. Being this far out of touch should be considered a mental condition where you are legally unable to make decisions.
Screenshot of Business Insider article with photo of out-of-touch Panera founder with the headline "Panera founder says employees today aren't motivated by the idea of making money for shareholders: 'Nobody cares'"
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Nobody... The bible:
Still from Return of the Jedi movie of Logray, a male Ewok who was the chief shaman of Bright Tree tribe during the Galactic Civil War.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
I am at Costco and I walked up and down all the aisles they don't have any peanut oil. All I wanted to do was make a PB&J joke. I hate it here
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
The Cybertruck is the ugliest El Camino since the Ranchero. Stop calling it a pickup. It's a utility sedan, at best.
A cyber truck with a bicycle in the bed with one wheel outside because the bed is too small
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Huh. I thought the logo was just ironically trashy design intended to create social media buzz. I didn't expect a racist dog whistle.
The cyber truck logo with specific lines colored red to show that 'kkk' can be seen in the logo.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Cheapest gas I've bought in months. Ripped the sticker off of the pump.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
My biggest style influence.
A rack of clothing in a store with very large 25% off clearance sale signs
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
The totally real and not made up patient arrived at the press conference in a Cyber Truck that self-drove there through a hyperloop.
Photo of a press conference given by far-right conspiracy theorist, fraudster, and convicted felon, Jacob Wohl and far-right conspiracy theorist Jack Burkman related to their unfounded claims of sexual impropriety by Pete Buttigieg in May of 2019.
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urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
This is the kind of freedom that everyone should be able to enjoy as Americans.
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