Sign in

urlnotfound

@urlnotfound.bsky.social
373 followers 494 following 342 posts

I came here to skeet and chew bubble gum, but I forgot to bring enough bubble gum for everyone. yellowmustard | mltshp

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by urlnotfound
ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
464113113688
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Coming soon to a gas pump near you.
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
In typical Google fashion, they are taking a galaxy-sized steaming shit on the only good thing they still make. Immersive navigation? No thanks. I don't need your new bad confusing interface with your LLM hallucinating destinations that don't exist into it. blog.google/products-and...
blog.google
How we’re reimagining Maps with Gemini
Google Maps has two new AI features: Ask Maps and Immersive Navigation.
020
Reposted by urlnotfound
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology
1166938715
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Email them and ask why the basement doesn't fill up with stairs when the up escalator is turned off but the down is kept running.
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
In my vain attempt to get new Outlook to work this morning, I was exploring the idea of trying to start it in "safe mode". This led me to discover that I had an "Outlook (classic)" shortcut on my Start menu. Running it has allowed me to actually do work today.
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Microsoft should *retrain
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I got pushed onto the new Outlook because of a Windows glitch. I tried. I tried for weeks. It is just an awful piece of technology. Microsoft should retain the people in charge of this to work in another field more in line with their talents, like landscape design, or welding.
250
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Three decades of internet companies and the only social media that really matters anymore is the group chat.
031
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Yup
100
Reposted by urlnotfound
Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I don't want to be part of a world where being kind is a weakness.
017757
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
"Getting confused by their tv settings is what they do as a hobby." - said about older people by my daughter as I tried to update the appletv+ app
000
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"the only thing he didn't beat was the allegations"
000
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Nobody you know is as young as they were in your memories.
000
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It was explained as part of my joining the crew of an aircraft carrier that the nuclear reactor techs received significantly less radiation exposure than those working on the flight deck. This was because of the much larger, and completely unshielded, nuclear reactor overhead. 🌞
030
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Apple has made trying to recover my old AppleID so hard I gave up and tried creating a new one. It failed. Even tried a new email and different phone number. I guess I will just continue to encourage people to use their knowledge of how easy it is to pirate Apple TV instead of paying for it.
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Traitor. Just change your party name to go with your alignment, coward.
000
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I mean this with nothing but love for what you guys are doing.
120
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I remember when Google was almost always better at everything they did than everyone else. A decade+ ago I joined the waiting list for #GoogleFiber. Today I formally cancelled this week's long-awaited installation appointment entirely due to Google's unsupportable political stances.
000
Reposted by urlnotfound
The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11/03/2025
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
1302326035789
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
"Damn shame what they did to that dog." - the landlord in "Coming to America"
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Remember back in the days when using the "Let me Google that for you" website would give people the right answer?
020
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A well-run American chain family restaurant is the pinnacle of mediocrity. Nothing is more whelming than when Applebee’s gets the order right and you didn’t have to wait for a clean table and your service is fine. It is perfectly adequate.
020
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Go ahead, send that to the group chat so they can be disappointed, too.
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I was going to have Google fiber installed, but I cancelled the appointment because Google cancelled Black History Month.
150
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I love good storage solutions. Fancy closets, padded equipment cases, well-designed retail packaging are all very satisfying. Putting stuff inside of other stuff is among humanity's greatest inventions. How could we have ever created civilization without baskets, pots, and boxes to keep it in?
020
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If you soak rice overnight in chicken stock, is it cold-brew risotto?
000
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I did not vote for Elon Musk. Please dump his stock. Let's all so our part to Make Elon A Millionaire. #meam
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Do you think that we use the asterisk and other star shapes to draw attention to things because it takes advantage of some sort of evolved ability to quickly recognize and react to spiders? *⭐🌟✴️✳️🕷️
100
Reposted by urlnotfound
Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Rick and Morty has been washed for a while, but a line that runs back into my head often is “your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer!”
1858441
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Three times in a row. Well done KC Chiefs.
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Hahahaha. Both use statistics to get the wrong answer.
050
Reposted by urlnotfound
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
Beaker as Renee Zellweger on the cover of Harper’s bazaar.
19150921345
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#Swasticar was the word I needed today. Yes. Dump the company, trash the name, tank the stock. Make Elon a millionaire.
050
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Can't wait for Trumpenomics to pour gasoline on this. /s
010
Reposted by urlnotfound
Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Never trust someone who splits a minority group into Right Ones and Wrong Ones as a way of explaining why some don't deserve support, respect, or protection. Good Blacks vs Bad Blacks. Immigrants who got here the Right Way vs the Wrong Way. Moralizing identities is a lampshade for further bigotry.
3360100
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Be less weak. Stop saying the polite words and talk normal. They want institutionalized racism and sexism. They hate women and minorities and it needs to be said out loud over and over again by people who aren't cowards about it.
0412
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
They are going to promote it, regardless of the outcome of this government action. They don't care and we all should stop using their terrible products.
000
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Why is leftover rice so frequently the reason I need to sweep the kitchen floor?
media.tenor.com
a person is standing in front of a counter in a restaurant with a lot of smoke coming out of their head .
Alt: a person is standing behind a counter in a restaurant opening a package of straws that bursts and straws go everywhere
030
Reposted by urlnotfound
onion person @junlper.beer · 22/01/2025
trumpflation already kicking in
1386974622
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
010
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tiktok is just taking a few days to make the place safe for Nazis and racists. It will be back worse than ever.
020
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Reading Trump-conspirator Chuck being dragged in the comments here has made my day brighter.
000
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If you feel comfortable, you give them feedback when it interferes, fails, and generally does a bad job helping you and that your experience is that it wastes your time, rather than fight. Sabotage does not always mean direct action. Sometimes it means going slow and interfering with "progress".
1140
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
You and Nancy both need to retire and leave public life. You are failures of the highest order. Everything Trump does is your fault.
050
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Obviously she isn't wealthy enough to qualify for police intervention. The fires are a convenient excuse. If there weren't any fires, they would still have done nothing, just without bothering to offer an excuse.
0100
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Everyone who believes the police actually do work to stop crime have never been a victim of it, or have the level of wealth and influence to privilege them with being protected by the police. Police are, at their best, barely a deterrent and largely ineffective after the fact.
021
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I downloaded my FB data today. I left a parting message to contact me but email or other ways as my last status. That website stopped being actually good at providing social connections ages ago. Discord, Signal, and literally forums have now replaced it for me.
030
urlnotfound @urlnotfound.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The Gore Vidal of PornHub. Quick. Forward links to the Supreme Court. Pretend like they aren't too old to understand "the email".
020