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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Filming the police is not obstruction. Filming the police is not resisting. Refusing to stop filming police is not resisting. Holding onto your phone is not resisting. Federal agents under this admin have zero respect for rights and liberties.
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Wingo Shackleford (⌐■_■) @wingoshack.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Weird how quickly it went from "carrying a legal firearm is your constitutional duty to defend yourself from federal agents" to "carrying a legal firearm makes you a domestic terrorist who is trying to massacre federal agents"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 11/03/2025
"We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes." No, you're not. You just don't employ enough people to answer the normal call volume and the robot you tried to replace them with doesn't work.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
You occasional reminder that here, unlike the Bad Place, the ethos calls for instantly blocking trolls, never engaging, arguing, or dunking. If it makes you feel any better, you can shout THIS! IS! BLUEEESKYYYY! like Gerard Butler in a loincloth while doing it.
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✦ Adam ✦ @wanderingwastes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This warm weather we're having is doing wonders for my mental health
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/03/2025
cnn headline that states "Pope Francis is improving and is no longer in ‘imminent danger,’ Vatican source says""i lived bitch" meme
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
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danarene.bsky.social @danarene.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
#Sciencesky #medsky #pharmsky #academicsky
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uraniumstingray.bsky.social @uraniumstingray.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
He’s just the best ❤️
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Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’ve been feverish for 24 hours I better be so skinny when this is over
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I can’t stop staring at this tweet. It’s like the Mona Lisa.
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Fossil Rim Wildlife Center @fossilrim.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
We are very proud to announce that Naia, our 18-year old black-footed cat, is now the oldest of her kind in the United States, and quite possibly the oldest in the world! She is now 6 months shy of being the oldest recorded BFC in history, so here's to good health and more happy birthdays to come!
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uraniumstingray.bsky.social @uraniumstingray.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
They’re friends 😭
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Dan Bongino blocked me on Twitter because I made a fake news article about his wife leaving him for a member of the Blue Man Group.
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uraniumstingray.bsky.social @uraniumstingray.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Me rolling into Bio 11 to take a test with a migraine ✌️
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species
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Mystic Aquarium @mysticaquarium.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
When you're singing to yourself and someone catches you mid high note.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
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Dustin Moskovitz @moskov.goodventures.org · 19/02/2025
SNL50 is basically just an all stars episode with a million callbacks and cameos for fan service. It kinda rules.
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uraniumstingray.bsky.social @uraniumstingray.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A movie you’ve watched more than 6 times
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a woman in a car with either one of you know where the smithsonian is ?
ALT: a woman in a car with either one of you know where the smithsonian is ?
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uraniumstingray.bsky.social @uraniumstingray.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Last year, I was lost. I had no reason to get up in the morning. Every day was the same. I cried on my way to see my doctor about increasing my anti-depressant. This year I have a job I love and I’m making friends and going back to school and life is exciting again. I worked so hard to get here.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 01/01/2025
Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard. ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome…
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
just opened up a fortune cookie and found an advertisement inside. the fortune on the other side was a brand message. I know fortune cookies are a fake american invention and w/e but I’m so serious when I say that the guy who had the idea to monetize a moment of whimsy like this needs to be shot.
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 10/02/2025
writing is hard because you flip back and forth between "I am a literal fraud and this book will never be completed" and "I am a literary sex goddess and this book will earn me the affections of seven comely lasses" or maybe that's just me idk
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I say, “audible hopes you have enjoyed this program” and blast the bad guy with a laser.
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uraniumstingray.bsky.social @uraniumstingray.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
brb crawling in a hole to die because I just sent an email to the head of the department I want to work in at the museum to let her know I really want to work for her and to keep me in mind when an opening comes up and I’m terrified I’ll come across as pushy or weird and demanding
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uraniumstingray.bsky.social @uraniumstingray.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I am pledging my undying fealty to Mr. Moo Moo
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uraniumstingray.bsky.social @uraniumstingray.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
i'm building a very powerful gaming PC to play baldur's gate 3, golf around, and chained together 💜
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