Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 31/03/2026who’s going to be the fist drag queen to do “Bryon Noem in a breastplate” 040
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 23/03/2026my big naturals and I got catcalled by octogenarian women in Palm Springs this morning 😌🙂↕️ 0400
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Lady Gaga smiling like that because she knows Trump is watching 0212
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 06/02/2026white gays up in arms about trump’s racist post when like… the call is coming from inside the house 030
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 29/01/2026dismissed from jury duty presumably for serving too hard 1240
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 26/01/2026the world is ending and I’m sending ***** to men on the internet 2411
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 24/01/2026NEED a hot Canadian/Australian/Kiwi to whisk me away from this hellhole country 040
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 31/12/2025In 2026 I need Instagram to let me elect to not be on straight peoples close friends 080
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 24/12/2025who else has read this and was gagged?????? need to discuss 140
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 24/12/2025they don’t warn you about the horrors that await you when you open the apps in the random town in New Hampshire that your parents have chosen to move to 180
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Ezra Klein hasn’t had a good take since saying Biden should step aside 000
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I’m fully a physician and I’m still confused as to how Michael Jackson got to looking like that 060
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 13/12/2025barber just told me he wants to try his hand at being a dj ??? 070
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 03/12/2025me: what other people listen to does not affect me in any way also me seeing some of these wrapped lists: eeyuck!!!! 030
Chris @notchris.bsky.social · 02/12/2025“I have no one to talk to about this” and it’s a fancam of the heated rivalry boys set to hyperpop 040
