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Unreal Sonia

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Not actually a kakapo. Merchant Navy deckie.

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socalbookish.bsky.social @socalbookish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
This remains my finest work
The classic panel from Watchmen with the caption "I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

But Doctor Manhattan has been replaced by a photo of Kevin McCloud from TV's Grand Designs.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 23/09/2026
Should... someone tell them?
A green poster with a picture of a toy horse with a bow. Caption reads "Club Lloyd's. The gift horse of bank accounts."
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 06/09/2026
Environmental storytelling
Sand on a concrete jetty. There are trails of footprints from birds, a possible fox and people
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 29/08/2026
Following a workplace incident, a tourist attraction recruits Subject Matter Experts for an insurance audit.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a Mouse King. is there one under your desk??
drawing of a bunch of computer mice with their all cords tangled together
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 11/08/2026
This really should be criminal. All that beautiful water. #southsea #portsmouth #waterpollution
A photograph of Southsea beach looking almost deserted on a bright sunny day. There is a sign warning people 'POOR bathing water quality. Advice against bathing'
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Mslexia @mslexia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We’re inviting feature pitches for the December edition of Mslexia. We publish features in three categories: CRAFT, CAREER and CREATIVITY.
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"don't make enough money" is a fig leaf All those degree programs--social work, art, etc.--have disproportionately female student bodies. This is designed to make it harder for women to attend college--college education being a key factor in women's autonomy from men & left-leaning voting pattern.
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AWBW @awaveblueworld.com · 03/07/2026
12 hours to go ⏰and we’re still moving! Jump on this campaign today to help us get funded! Even if we don’t, you’re going to want to be a backer in order to gain access to the 🔥exclusive backer updates🔥to find out what happens next! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyl...
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Brandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Back on my bullsh
an image that has boxes and a flow chart- GET A NEW IDEA > START A NEW PROJECT > TELL EVERYONE. the pattern repeats circularly, ignoring the box that says FINISH PROJECT
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LEAVE HER ALONE
Graphic showing an arial shot of a woodland with dry river rock and trees and in the center is the famous missing giraffe from recent news. The text says “real county TX, CBS Austin- MISSING GIRAFFE FOUND “FAT AND HAPPY.”
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 27/06/2026
And the funny part is they don't get get treated any better for this performance.
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For women who don't take their husbands last name or even hyphen why even get married

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If we wanted to hear your opinion we'd have asked your husband

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Gabrielle Steele ⚔️ Echoes of Chaos out now! @eldris.thellian.com · 07/06/2026
UK folks, let's jump on this AI regulation petition the Society of Authors emailed out! It's an actual parliament one so the government HAS to respond if it reaches the signature threshold. It calls for regulations to make AI developers disclose copyrighted works trained on. Sign & repost!! ❤️
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Protect creators' rights: require AI firms to disclose training data
We ask the Government to introduce a statutory duty requiring AI developers to disclose the copyrighted works used to train generative AI in enough detail for creators to identify use of their work, e...
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Levi Stahl @levistahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Man, two all-timers in the space of a month. Nice job, New Yorker cartoon editors. The idea of this one is brilliant, but the execution is maybe even more so—getting the figure in the coffin to read both ways like it’s supposed to is something.
A cartoon by Paul Noth from the most recent New Yorker. It shows a coffin. On one side is an anthropomorphic rabbit in windows weeds. On the other a duck in same. In the coffin is a duck, or a rabbit, depending on how you look at the head, which is the simple head from the classic “is it a duck or a rabbit?” drawing.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 11/05/2026
Four corners? No, that would be an extravagance. You can manage with three.
A dark red crocheted Granny square in Adrienne pattern. One of the corners has been forgotten and is just a curve.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 07/04/2026
My name is spred I live in jar No other spred Could fly this far So wen the moon Is big in sky It time for me To float on by
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Incredible
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Now the ship's got to go back to Southampton to get the grain. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Sly fox sneaks on to cargo ship in Southampton and arrives in New York
The animal that stowed away on the vessel is now in the care of the Bronx Zoo with veterinary staff.
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a swarm of autumn bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
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⭐︎ Kay Hanley ⭐︎ @kayhanley.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm asking you politely: Please don't litter on the internet? AI generated art and music smells.
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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 14/02/2026
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
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Doug Sloane @dougsloane.eurosky.social · 10/02/2026
I changed the audio
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
One of those captcha things. This one says ‘select all images with bicycles. Click verify once there are none left’. There are 9 squares  - 4 contain photos of bicycle seats, with the remaining 5 showing the beautiful head and face of a grey greyhound with a white stripe going from the top of their head to the tip of their nose.
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
OK, this is amazing. An automata of Gormenghast. youtu.be/v3fyV06D1gk?...
youtu.be
Gormenghast Castle Automata
YouTube video by Keith Newstead
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 08/01/2026
I feel strongly this palate cleanser is required after the glut of Christmas films. 'Lemon Pig and the First Resolution' is the story of a brave lucky guardian venturing into a big world after being trusted with his first New Year's Resolution. Now I just need someone to make it, please.
A mock poster for the film "Lemon Pig and the First Resolution" with a crudely drawn lemon pig in the middle.
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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This one’s my favorite.
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Edain @d20yfx.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Seafarers of Bluesky One of my cadets from the start of the year is doing their research project on seafarer fatigue. Can you fill out their survey at the link below, and pass it on to others you know? forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...
forms.office.com
Microsoft Forms
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Nice try, Herod, not falling for that one.
A post from my local freecycle page:

I'm looking for the baby jesus if anyone has him?
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 15/12/2025
Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
A comic called Animals with Misleading Names. There's an electric eel labeled "not an eel". There's a mountain goat labeled "not a goat." There's a maned wolf labeled "not a wolf." There's a king cobra labeled "not a cobra. Also, snakes are typically self-governing." There's a peacock mantis shrimp labeled "Not a peacock. Not a mantis. Also, not a shrimp." There's a horny toad labeled "Not a toad. Only thinks of you as a friend." There's a mayfly labeled "active through the spring and summer." There's an eastern kingbird labeled "found in the west. Many birds do not recognize its authority."
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 05/12/2025
This was a fun juxtaposition
A lego advert for a happy cat with its paws in the air.

The story below is about a statue of Pavarotti. The statue has its arms in a very similar pose.
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 13/11/2025
Maccius Plautus (250-184 BCE) bitching about the inventor of the sundial feels *extremely* relatable to me in this year 2025
"The gods confound the man who first found out
How to distinguish hours! Confound him, too,
Who in this place set up a sun-dial,
To cut and hack my days so wretchedly
Into small portions. When I was a boy,
My belly was my sun-dial; one more sure,
Truer, and more exact than any of them.
This Dial told me when 'twas proper time
To go to dinner, when I had aught to eat.
But now-a-days, why, even when I have,
I can't fall-to, unless the sun give leave.
The town's so full of these confounded dials,
The greatest part of its inhabitants,
Shrunk up with hunger, creep along the streets."
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Juliet Turner @juliet-turner.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Paul Chillman @paulchillman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
When a croque madame talks to another croque madame about something other than a croque monsieur, that passes the bechamel test
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
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Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
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via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
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Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
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underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I've spent my entire life being told that everything I do is useless, mocked and being told no one should be paid for "underwater basket weaving," and now they're like, "I must steal all the underwater basket weaving lore because it's imperative for my survival" Eat farts, my dudes.
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
keeping busy 🧶
PANEL 1: a pigeon sits on a green armchair, wrapped up in a yellow blanket and looking anxious. there is a green standing lamp and a brown mini-table either side of the chair, and a cream fluffy rug on the wooden floor. a large blue ghoul pigeon looms over, saying "ready for some BAD THOUGHTS?"
PANEL 2: the pigeon gets up and starts to walk off, annoyed, saying "ugh, if you have to be here, i'm gonna keep busy." the ghoul pigeon says "ha! you can't just ignore--"
PANEL 3: the ghoul pigeon looks surprised as the pigeon comes back into the frame holding a box of materials. it asks "what's that? a craft kit?" the pigeon responds "yeah, i'm making a bag."
PANEL 4: the pigeon knits, relaxed, the ghoul pigeon now tiny and sitting on an arm of the chair holding yarn
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Lorc aka Thomas T @lorc.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I enjoyed making this 90s comics antihero generator. Once upon a time I made a lot of random generators and I'd forgotten how much fun it was. perchance.org/fgu70wdfjd
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90s comics antihero generator
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc
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Robin Bradford @tuphlos.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This made me laugh. And then I sat and thought about it. This is correct.
Teaching STEM without teaching the Humanities is how you get Spider-Man villians.
Teaching Theater without teaching the Humanities is how you get Batman villians.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
What kind of age check is this? It shouted "Papa!" and I shouted "Nicole!" and it said I was old enough
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Started this yesterday and got distracted.
The WWII US propaganda poster "When you ride ALONE... " which now has Elon Musk, with hugely dilated pupils, driving the car. He's also wearing his black MAGA hat. The ghost of Hitler is no longer in the passenger seat - he's been replaced by the ghostly form of MechaHitler from the Wolfenstein game. Grok, who until yesterday was calling itself MechaHitler, will soon be your Tesla AI driving buddy, whether you want it to or not. I'm sure it'll be fine. Just don't tell it where Great Gandma came from.
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