The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 2hMy new Music retrospective launches THIS HALLOWEEN, so I'm dropping some terrifying, mind-bending clues about the artist I'm covering using the only thing scarier than a Ouija board...the EMOJI BOARD. COMMENT with what SONG you think the emojis describe! 💃🦯 Look out for the next clue tomorrow! 000
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-LiamKelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Another Columbo piece on the go. Trying to fit it in between things 26319
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone hire me to write my Batman/Columbo crossover please. I don't big myself up much but it's soooooo good! 000
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026PROBABLE CLAUS An argument over the last Christmas tree lands two lonely, stressed single parents in a mall security room, where their precocious kids enlist a down-on-his-luck mall Santa (who may actually be the real deal) to show their parents they belong together. #SCREENPIT 0112
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026LOCKED IN A kidnap victim, trapped in a high-security building, must escape his captors with help from a security guard who’s just as trapped as he is. DIE HARD meets PANIC ROOM 2017 Austin Film Festival Semifialist #screenpit 0113
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026GUNDEAD A black-ops mercenary sets out to avenge the death of his husband by a twisted scientist by turning himself into a zombie with the scientist’s gene-altering serum. JOHN WICK meets 28 DAYS LATER #screenpit 071
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wasn't this the plot for HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH? 000
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Give it to me baby! (Cancer vaccines) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! 110
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 19/09/2026New Trainwreckord! An absolutely doomed attempt by MC Hammer to 'get hard' in the wake of gangsta rap's rise. Pumps and a Bump is a banger, though. 000
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Actual conversation I heard in Penneys today. 2 lads looking at a Chucky t-shirt on the rack: First Lad: I think I'll get that shirt. Second Lad: Didn't think you liked Chucky. First Lad: Yeah I love Chucky. Chucky àr là. 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Saw this in a Facebook filmmaking group and I have QUESTIONS. 🧵 110
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026New Trainwreckord for the collection. The cover is every bit as 'knock-off T-shirt' looking as @shadowtodd.bsky.social describes. 011
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Morrissey singing his classic tune, 'Teat is Murder.' 000
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026No Rachel! Theu said you have to EARN your way to success! E-A-r-n! 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's shocking how much this happens. I'm an absolute nobody, and yet I've had numerous encouters with people basically saying 'write my idea and get it made, I'm in charge, it's a collaboration.' 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I wouldn't give my penis a name. But if I did... 000
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026SPIDER-NOIR wasn't quite what I wanted from the concept, but the story picks up greatly in the back half, the b&w visuals are pretty, and the performances by Lamorne Morris and of course Nicolas Cage carry it to being a fun, interesting and all-round good time. 000
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-LiamUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026grammar was more important in the days of you’re 13464131
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Philomena Cunk On...the wall at the Musèe d'Orsay. 010
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-LiamCharlie Stickney/ White Ash Comics @charliestickney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Who's looking for comic cover work? I'm going to be hiring a bunch of people in 2027 and would love to expand my list of human artists. Please include samples and/or a link to your portfolio. NO AI or bots using other people's work please 160370259
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Finally found a clothes shop that caters to my specific style: 010
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-LiamDD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 28/08/2026 1261162615
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-Liamhoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026did you know the two occupants of a pantomime horse cannot legally be compelled to testify against each other 812337
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-LiamSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Poor James Somerton...he had to do analogue ChatGPT to make his money. 0642
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 28/08/2026What can I say? I'm a sucker for serendipity. 000
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Who needs an afterlife when you're this kind of legend? #RIPTimCurry youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM?...youtu.beTim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.YouTube video by geoff EXE 020
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Give me and @devindoyle.bsky.social comedy jobs, morons! 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@seannorthridge.bsky.social @jimmysavage.bsky.social and I are in Nano Jams and now you can get us so CHEEEEEAP! 233
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-LiamTrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 17/08/2026 51266538
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-LiamPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026in general everyone on the planet needs to get comfortable just not reading something they don't want to read instead of trying to get it fucking banned like huge, pathetic losers. 07923
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen had succeeded, the Asylum would have had this out a month later. 020
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-LiamSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/11/2024imo movies should only contain sex scenes if they further the plot 12196071016
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Lots of great picks here, but I want to highlight Lexi Alexander (still my favourite Punisher film), Craig R. Baxley (For Action Jackson and The A-Tea) and Albert Pyun (for making Nemesis with chewing gum and baling twine). 122
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 07/08/2026New #Trainwreckord! If there's ever a shortage of career ending disaster records don't worry. I've got Supply-eye-eyessss... 000
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-Liamfurry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026 2665812582
Reposted by The Unsettling Spider-LiamNoah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Here’s the trick to selling a TV series pitch. All you need to do is have the: Perfect idea And pitch it to The perfect producers And perfect studio And perfect network With the perfect mandate At the perfect time Who think you’re the perfect writer With the perfect credits At the perfect price 4163
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/08/2026These Guns N' Roses socks were made in China and removed to Ireland. So we are looking at Chinese DeSOCKracy. 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 29/07/2026🎵Do you ever feel Like a plastic bottle That no one's rolling? The walls are closing in🎵 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My latest Trainwreckords acquisition from one of my favourite @shadowtodd.bsky.social videos of the series. Speech bleating 'but ya had an ABORRRTION!' lives rent free in my head. 000
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I don't know if EBENEZER is an origin story, but all the Johnny Depps in the world won't do it better than BLACKADDER did nearly 40 years ago. 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Roasting alive in this warm weather? Why not cool your cooking brain with a murder mystery that takes place in a giant supermarket freezer? For less than the price of a Cornetto? FREEZER BURN is available for Kindle now! www.amazon.co.uk/Freezer-Burn...amazon.co.ukFreezer BurnFreezer Burn eBook : Kavanagh, Liam: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store 022
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Roasting alive in this warm weather? Why not cool your cooking brain with a murder mystery that takes place in a giant supermarket freezer? For less than the price of a Cornetto? FREEZER BURN is available for Kindle NOW! www.amazon.com/Freezer-Burn...amazon.comAmazon.com 021
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Andrew Tate and his brother look like they're in a shitty 90s comedy where the one actor plays both twins. So... 012
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I also get a lot of ads for vibrators. 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I am constantly getting perimenopause content on my Facebook feed. No idea what I'm posting/doing/thinking that's pulling this from the algorithm. 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Metallica haven't been good since Phil Towel left. 010
The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 14/07/2026'Dipshit' implies that there are 'chipsshits' to go with it. 110