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Unreal Sonia

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Not actually a kakapo. Merchant Navy deckie.

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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 23/09/2026
Should... someone tell them?
A green poster with a picture of a toy horse with a bow. Caption reads "Club Lloyd's. The gift horse of bank accounts."
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 06/09/2026
Environmental storytelling
Sand on a concrete jetty. There are trails of footprints from birds, a possible fox and people
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 11/08/2026
This really should be criminal. All that beautiful water. #southsea #portsmouth #waterpollution
A photograph of Southsea beach looking almost deserted on a bright sunny day. There is a sign warning people 'POOR bathing water quality. Advice against bathing'
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 11/05/2026
Four corners? No, that would be an extravagance. You can manage with three.
A dark red crocheted Granny square in Adrienne pattern. One of the corners has been forgotten and is just a curve.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 08/01/2026
I feel strongly this palate cleanser is required after the glut of Christmas films. 'Lemon Pig and the First Resolution' is the story of a brave lucky guardian venturing into a big world after being trusted with his first New Year's Resolution. Now I just need someone to make it, please.
A mock poster for the film "Lemon Pig and the First Resolution" with a crudely drawn lemon pig in the middle.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 05/12/2025
This was a fun juxtaposition
A lego advert for a happy cat with its paws in the air.

The story below is about a statue of Pavarotti. The statue has its arms in a very similar pose.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 04/06/2025
I was once served this promoted ad. I do work at sea, but near-coastal UK. I'm not sending vessels anywhere.
A sponsored ad promoting the Panama Canal's system of tandem lockages.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 04/06/2025
New garden friend!
A Muellein moth caterpillar on half a leaf. The caterpillar is white with striking black and yellow markings running in pairs down its body
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 02/05/2025
Bring back Squails!
A wooden box marked 'SQUAILS' with coloured counters inside. A label reads 'Squails, a Victorian game which at one stage was banned in the USA as they said its terminology was suggestive - "exqueezles, gonflation, swoggle etc." '
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 29/04/2025
Glass workers can apparently be a sassy group
A blue and white vase sits in front of a sign from Teign Valley Glass. The sign says "This is what we are making today. Please feel free to distract us with any other questions while we work with extremely hot molton [sic] glass."
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 22/04/2025
If we're expecting Bog Summer, I am *here* for it. Bog Fashion by Nicole DeRushie is out on 24th April 2025. chronocopia.se/books/bog-fa...
Cover of the book 'Bog Fashion' by Nicole DeRushie. Subtitle 'Launch your crafting further back in time than any sewing guide has offered before' Main picture: A woman stands in a bog with her back to us. She has a large grey shawl on which is draped over her outstreched arms.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 12/03/2025
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 03/03/2025
Is it, though?
A picture from Android photo album labelled 'Best of January'. The picture is of a yellow and black mooring Rope with an eye splice.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 27/02/2025
Webcomic.
Panel one, two men at a bar. 
Man 1: "I'm suffering from an Oedipus complex"
Man 2: "Hi, "I'm suffering from an Oedipus complex", I'm Dad."

Panel Two, Close up of man 2 who has been stabbed and has crosses for eyes. 
Man 2: "Oh shi-"
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 19/02/2025
This is a pretty jigsaw but why is the kitchen so near the roof? It's even got the tiny windows you get when a room is mostly underground.
The art for the 'Ravensburger Disney Castles Belle' jigsaw showing a cross-section of Beast's castle. The kitchen with the scary oven is more than halfway up the castle on the right hand side. A close-up of the kitchen with the scary oven.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 07/02/2025
> They all think they are this guy but don't realise the viewers hated him.
A picture of Euron Greyjoy smiling, aboard a ship with a Kraken sail. Played by Pilou Asbæk.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 03/02/2025
Excellent unexpected art found coming back from dentist - 'Madonna of the Gulls' by street artist 'Getting up to Stuff'. Fratton, Portsmouth.
A sculpture of a robed woman sitting on a wall. In her lap is a container of chips. Three seagulls sit beside her.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 01/02/2025
I always admire the surprise Miniverse kits so this Christmas I bought one for my own stocking. I had fun glueing seeds to the pine cone. Jurassic Sharks sound amazing.
An assembled toy plastic bird feeder with bluejay and pinecone. From MGA Miniverse series.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 17/01/2025
In our house we spend a lot of time naming animals we don't have. Past-their-best franchises are just one of the themes we like. #petnames #webcomic #piratesofthecaribbean #potc
A Webcomic titled 'Pet Names and their meanings, Pirates of the Caribbean Edition.' by unrealsonia.com
Panel One - Caption: 'Likes the show and enjoys matching names'. Picture: Two cats named Will and Elizabeth. 
Panel Two - Caption: 'Signal to Other Fans'. Picture: A snake named Pintel and a lizard named Ragetti.
Panel Three Caption: 'Deep in the Weeds. Picture: Two fish named Morgan and Bartholemew
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 28/12/2024
Tumblr screenshot from user sephiramy 
Picture 1: Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol being visited by the Marley ghosts. 
Picture 2: Tim Curry surrounded by pirates/muppets in Muppet Treasure Island

Caption: "the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet"
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 24/12/2024
I would die for Tegrin and Nirget. #webcomic #friends
A Webcomic titled 'Pet Names and their meanings, Friends Edition.' by unrealsonia.com
Panel One - Caption: 'Likes the show and enjoys matching names'. Picture: Two rabbits named Joey and Chandler. 
Panel Two - Caption: 'Signal to Other Fans'. Picture: Two dogs namedChick and Duck.
Panel Three Caption: 'Deep in the Weeds. Picture: Two Guinea pigs names Tegrin and Nirget.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 04/12/2024
If you can't find a one-in-a-million person, consider me. I'm one-in-a-hundred-thousand in a very specific field.
A Spotify Wrapped page for top song: 'I Think We're Alone Now's by Tiffany. Streamed 131 times. Top 0.001% worldwide.
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 17/11/2024
The bee must be guarded. #petpics #dogsofbluesky
A cavapoo carefully guarding a bee toy
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 13/11/2024
The odds were quite long on this one, but my first Christmas song heard in public this year (7th Nov) came from... Chris de Burgh!
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Unreal Sonia @unrealsonia.com · 08/11/2024
Not the hats!
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