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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻

@unrealjen.bsky.social
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Writer, speaker, do-gooder, twin mom, ADHD. 🇨🇦

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 23/10/2025
God-fearing conservative open to fearing everything else as well
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God-fearing conservative open to fearing everything else as well
LONDON, ON - Self-professed "god-fearing Christian" and registered Conservative voter Graham Cortland has recently expressed an openness to being afraid of numerous other aspects of everyday life.
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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Nothing says ceasefire like massive bombing of civilians. Israel had no intention of maintaining the ceasefire once the hostages returned.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 23/10/2025
Carney introduces bail reform mostly just to see the look on Poilievre's face
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Carney introduces bail reform mostly just to see the look on Poilievre's face
"Poilievre's bill is called 'Jail Not Bail', but it should be something cooled like 'Pris Not Rizz'."We discuss the most exciting news on every Canadian's mind this week - Bail Reform!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/10/2025
There wouldn't have been a french revolution if those bakers had marketing departments telling people the chalk in the bread added protein
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Commander in Thief anntelnaes.substack.com/p/commander-...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 22/10/2025
A photo of a Loblaws grocery store. Beneath, a satirical newspaper headline reads: Loblaws credits record profits to “raising prices on things humans need to live”
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Jules @julian-can.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Thank God for Canadians. Canada nICE Agents.
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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 22/10/2025
We won't tell our actual founders, Andrew Bell and Colin Macfarquhar, about Joan and Brian.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The British burned down the White House in 1814. Perhaps they were right?
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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Has he only been in office nine months? It feels like years. I feel like I've aged years since his inauguration.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Idk what it says about 2025 that were all like “ooh look a heist, finally something whimsical” but it’s not good
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 21/10/2025
Peak Canadian is partying in the streets while obeying the traffic lights
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Me (not into sports): So I'm hearing that Cheri Oteri is playing some very good baseball lately?
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 21/10/2025
WCK teams in Gaza were able to cook meat again for the first time in eight months. Our kitchens served hundreds of thousands of plates of chicken and beef with vegetables. Families—especially children—were overjoyed to receive meals they hadn’t had in months. #ChefsForGaza
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 20/10/2025
French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool
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French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool
PARIS - Following a brazen daylight heist of the French crown jewels from the Louvre, French authorities have declared no charges will be laid, citing the country’s “Trop Cool Pour Être Un Crime” (“To...
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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If you are looking for a low-stakes/high drama read, this thread is for you hahaha
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/10/2025
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 19/10/2025
Netanyahu won't stop until he's murdered every Palestinian on Gaza. #FreePalestine www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
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Israel has violated ceasefire 47 times and killed 38 Palestinians, says Gaza media office
Authorities urge UN to intervene ‘to protect unarmed civilian populations’ after attack on bus that killed 11
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Heading to downtown Vancouver in a little while for the No Tyrants event, and my 11yo kids are super excited about their First Protest in solidarity with the US No Kings. I think they are happy they can do even something small,they worry about Trumpism coming to Canada via Poilievre.
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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My mother was born 8 months before women became Persons legally in Canada - she had about the same legal standing as a family pet or a couch. And I have 11 year old kids. This isn't ancient history, like some folks think.
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🦇🎃💀 Riana-mator 💀🎃🦇 @riana.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Fight the urge to go dunk on trollish USG accounts; it's like mud wrestling with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig likes it. Instead, focus on picking Bluesky fights like Alf intended: by willfully misunderstanding skeets from people who actually agree with you entirely
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 17/10/2025
BREAKING: A far-right Israeli group, Tsav 9, is blocking trucks from carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza at the Karem Abu Salem crossing. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/5gja2w
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UBC Oceans @ubcoceans.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“The perception is true that overall our marine mammals have rebounded and they’re doing extremely well, with one exception,” said Andrew Trites. “Southern resident killer #whales, despite everything’s being done, have not improved.” @ubcmarinemammal www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
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Most of B.C.’s marine mammals are flourishing, so why aren’t orcas?
While most marine mammal species off the B.C. coast are flourishing, salmon-eating orcas are failing to thrive.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 17/10/2025
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Sorry I have plans
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Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 @fiona-webster22.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Little Mikey trying to get Nobel Prize for 47 Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social Support Ann at anntelnaes.substack.com
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 15/10/2025
“Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold
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“Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold
OTTAWA - Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has launched a petition to "end DEI programs and restore merit", just months after losing his own heavily-favoured seat before running in an even more hea...
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 15/10/2025
South African President Cyril Ramaphosa says the Gaza ceasefire will not affect his country’s genocide case against Israel at the ICJ aje.io/mbmr4o
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South Africa says ICJ genocide case will continue despite Gaza ceasefire
President Cyril Ramaphosa says progress and healing hinge on the case against Israel being heard.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes:
- inflatable frog suit
- cape
- pepper spray filter
- a thirst for the blood of the innocent
- air pump

batteries and Molotov cocktails not included
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Doctors Without Borders / Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) @msf.ca · 14/10/2025
Ethnic cleansing is happening in the #WestBank. In #MasaferYatta, 85% of homes have been demolished. More from Celine, Project Coordinator and Frederieke, Humanitarian Affairs Manager:
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/10/2025
A photo of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Jared Kushner, and US President Donald Trump standing in front of Gaza rubble. The headline reads: World confident Gaza Ceasefire built on naked self-dealing will surely last
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Glen 🇨🇦 part owner of Canada* @honestcanadian.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
This is huge news! UBC has developed an enzyme that can convert donor organs to type O, making them universal. Normally a using organs of the wrong blood type causes the recipient's immune system to attack the organ, leading to failure. ❤️🇨🇦⚕️ news.ubc.ca/2025/10/univ...
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UBC enzyme technology clears first human test toward universal donor organs for transplantation - UBC News
UBC-developed enzymes successfully converted a kidney to universal type O for transplant, marking a major step toward faster, more compatible organ donations.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2025
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The US Department of War’s poorly planned, badly led and incompetently executed US invasion of Canada was defeated today in 1812
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
This post is like 5 seconds away from telling me I should smile more
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 13/10/2025
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Lucy Lapinska / LD Lapinski 💛🤍💜🖤 @ldlapinski.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
When the ibuprofen starts kicking in
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
ME: and what of the boys? THEM: they’re back in town sir ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they… THEM: locked and loaded sir ME: excellent. to the yard then
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2025
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a “big adventure” planned, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. military had car...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2025
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10/10/2025
Portland isn't burning, it's lit
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Jen Scare-a 🦇🎃👻 @unrealjen.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
No ICE in Canada. Ever. Contact your MP.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2025
Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best…
Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/10/2025
Every Trump Q&A sounds like Clippy trying to overthrow democracy.
Clippy
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 08/10/2025
PASSIVE AGGRESSION TRANSLATED
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Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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Madrox Prime @primemadrox.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Meal Team Six reporting for duty
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