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🔞. Our Flag garbage. Milchizzy shipper in theory if not in practice. Izzy 🦄. QPOC, she/her, fub free, 30 or 40 years old, no minors please.

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Andi ✨Baby Knife! 🏳️‍🌈 @kentuckymanpain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You like Project Hail Mary? You like that wet guy in love with the rock? Boy do I got a fic update for you /slaps A03 archiveofourown.org/works/93275551… #phm #grocky
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Aurum - Chapter 1 - onlyoneday - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 16h
yankees once again laid low by their greatest enemy: yankees fans
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Yankees Fan Catches Ball at ALCS Game
ALT: Yankees Fan Catches Ball at ALCS Game
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when a fictional character is described as "messy" it's usually because they're doing human stuff
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omg literally 2 minutes later 😭
Photo of a freshly emerged monarch butterfly hanging on her empty chrysalis to let her wings fill with fluid
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love is real and it will both maim and kill you
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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never forget
Screencap from the attempted murder-suicide edizzy scene from OFMD S02E02. it is from those approximately 3 frames when the gun hovers directly in front of ed's lips before it drifts upward, where in a better world it would've gone in his mouth
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FINAL DAY. ONLY 5 DOLLHAIRS! PAY 10 AND GET 2 ENTIRES, 15 AND GET 3 ETC!
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Archie fisting Olu
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spanish Jackie had a claw machine in her bar & one day Ed decided to play it & that's how he got Izzy
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Izzy hears Ed screaming for him from the living room & rushes over with a slipper in hand, thinking he's gonna have to kill a spider. But Ed's just playing TotK & when Izzy shows up he points to the cutscene of Link & Zelda on the TV & says, "That's us."
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#ofmd #inktober #inktobercactus
Ed, Izzy and Stede are in front of the Inn. Ed is showing Izzy a blossoming cactus and Stede is hugging Izzy.
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I just think that oluwande "words of affirmation are his love language" boodhari openly giving archie a compliment is so important and relevant #garlicsoup
A screenshot from ofmd season 2 episode 5 of oluwande tapping archie on the arm while she smiles after the raid
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hideplueshi.bsky.social @hideplueshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not finished yet, but all I can manage today. Haven't drawn nobeard Ed in such a long time u_u" Blanket permission if anyone feels inspired to write based on this/the final version (which I'll hopefully finish tomorrow) #OFMDwhumptober #ofmd #ofmdart #EdIzzy #izzyhands #steddyhands #ofmdfanfic #wip
Wip of a watercolor drawing, showing Izzy Hands, Edward Teach, and an ominous third person who could be Stede Bonnet from the series Our Flag means Death. Izzy is shirtless, kneeling on the floor, collared, shackled, and chained to sth out of frame. Ed is wearing the depression robe, laying on his side with his head on Izzy’s left leg, probably unconscious. He's cradling a big bottle against his body. Izzy has his hands on top of Ed's head, looking pained. Light from an open door falls on the scene, and a shadow with curled hair can be seen on the floor in the light.
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
okay did a thing for the #OFMDKinktober Day 2 "cannibalism" prompt and wrote baby's first edizzy fic 👀👀 it's a lil 900 word follow up to the 1x10 toe amputation scene, enjoy!!! archiveofourown.org/works/93767061
one blood made of two by anathxmadevice 

Summary: The second time Ed shows up, shears in hand, Izzy is already awake.
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I heard Ed was just one apple tall today. 🍎🤏 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of a tiny cartoony Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's super tiny and sitting on top of an apple. He's smiling and is entirely aware of how cute he is.
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lrp, this fic is 4 years old but if you're looking for a little Izzy whump. It hits multiple days on the whumptober list in later chapters. EdIzzy to Stizzy to EdIzzy to Steddyhands, with deeply background GB, Izzy POV archiveofourown.org/works/432225...
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it may be the devil or it may be the lord - Chapter 1 - unpleasantdiversions - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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OFMD Whumptober 🏴‍☠️ @ofmdwhump.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Here are your #OFMDWhumptober prompts for 2026! We're very excited to see what you come up with. Please tag us and/or use the hashtag so we can repost! And please make sure to thoroughly tag your works and use descriptive alt text due to the nature of the event. Happy whumping!
OFMD Whumptober prompts @ofmdwhump.bsky.social #OFMDWhumptober

Day 1 Ambush - Mistaken identity - Bloody bandages
Day 2 Found unconscious - Betrayed - Chained/shackled
Day 3 Hunted for sport - Rescue - Bridal carry
Day 4 Gagged/muzzled - Human shield - Assumed dead
Day 5 Sleep deprivation - Missing person - Severe bruising
Day 6 Freezing - Stabbed - Hostage
Day 7 Lured into a trap - Numb - Broken bones
Day 8 Stalking - Trapped limb - Forced to choose
Day 9 Scars - Burning building - Sickfic
Day 10 Lab rat - Dehydration - Corset too tight
Day 11 Re-opened wounds - Venom - Blisters
Day 12 Special object broken - Humiliation - Drowning
Day 13 Insomnia - Solitary confinement - Forced marriage
Day 14 Near-death experience - Magical whump - Enemy caretaker
Day 15 Menstrual cramps - Bullet removal - Scurvy
Day 16 Phobia - Secrets revealed - Ambulance rideOFMD Whumptober prompts @ofmdwhump.bsky.social #OFMDWhumptober

Day 17 Collapsing - Wrongly arrested - Electric shock
Day 18 Dragged away - Wound cleaning - Trapped underwater
Day 19 Repressed emotions - Coughing up blood - Ritual sacrifice
Day 20 Exhaustion - Body swap - Self-harm
Day 21 Hypoxia (lack of oxygen) - Anxiety attack - Transformation
Day 22 Top drop - Tooth knocked out - Dizziness
Day 23 No anaesthetic - Abusive parent(s) - Unsafe coping mechanisms
Day 24 Straitjacket - Broken promise - Limited medical supplies
Day 25 Sedated - Cave in - Crying
Day 26 Nerve damage - Aphasia - Emotional whump
Day 27 Loss of a sense - Crash - Immortality
Day 28 Brainwashing - Ignoring an injury - Natural disaster
Day 29 Animal attack - Sinking - Seizures
Day 30 Cauterisation - Time loop - Forgotten
Day 31 Vampires - Duel - Free spaceOFMD Whumptober prompts @ofmdwhump.bsky.social #OFMDWhumptober

Alternative prompts

Radio silence
Used as bait
Ransom note
Withdrawal
Keelhauling
Adrift
Exposure
Rejection
Chloroform
Surgery
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Garlic Soup Week @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Garlic Soup Week 2026 Ao3 Collection is officially open!! While we would definitely encourage actually posting your fics during Garlic Soup Week (starting Sunday!!!), we know some of y'all like drafting fics ahead of time! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
A screenshot of the TealOranges & Garlic Soup Week 2026 Ao3 collection (by tragicallynerdy). It reads: 

    Welcome to Garlic Soup Week 2026!! This is our third year of TealOranges & Garlic Soup Week, an OFMD prompt week celebrating all things TealOranges (Jim/Oluwande) and Garlic Soup (Archie/Jim/Oluwande/Zheng), and every other iteration of the polycule you can think of. This collection is a home for any fics written for our week!

    Garlic Soup Week runs from October 4-10, 2026, with a prompt list celebrating each individual character and group prompts. You are welcome to continue to add fics after the prompt week ends, as we recognize that sometimes fics made for a prompt week go up later!

    The Garlic Soup Linktree (FAQ, Social media links, etc) can be found here.

(Open, Unmoderated)
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can do like 3 screenshots of Izzy & fill this prompt (ilu ofmd kinktober, these are good prompts & Izzy is truly That Guy for it)
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Cat Cosplay @catcosplay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October/Halloween Memes! Post them or Tag us in the best you find! #October #Halloween #memes
A Fake Spirit Halloween costume bag with a cat wearing a pirate outfit from the series "our flag means death" package contains costume items and "a lifetime of waiting for payback"
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HEY. THERE'S ONLY FOUR ENTRIES YOUR CHANCE IS REALLY GOOD Plus, I'm making the winner a custom frame? What color for the frame itself? Comment the color you think and why! 5 dollars to enter through October 5th!
A signed photo by Con of izzy shirtless with a white frame
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
always gonna make time for Edward Teach, smaller than a peach (because he’s one crabapple tall) #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Black and white digital sketch of a tiny Ed Teach batting his big innocent doe eyes and standing next to an apple, proving that he’s literally one apple tall.
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one last contribution to #EdsSensualSeptember
Pin up style drawing of chubby Ed in pearl lingerie on a pink background
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tragicallynerdy - IT'S GARLIC SOUP WEEK EVERYBODY CELEBRATE @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One last snippet from the fic I'm working on for #GarlicSoupWeek!! In which an injured Jim breaks into Zheng's restaurant and gets more than they bargained for. Archie is here to perform minor surgery and bring out the big guns (pet names) way too early 💪
A screenshot of text reading: A hand pats their cheek, rousing them. These people keep on touching their goddamn face. And Jim keeps letting them, which can only mean that there’s something really, really wrong with them. 

It’s Archie. She grins at them, then pulls on a pair of blue gloves. “Alright sunshine, time to dig that bullet out. Any medical shit we should know about? Hospital preference if this all goes wrong and we have to dump your body off somewhere?”
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White Sox on a mission from God for real
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok so when Ed was mutinied and Jim smashed his head with a cannonball, do we think that he pissed himself. where are my pee-ple, do you have opinions and headcanons about this
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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Long story short: I’m an asylum seeker in France now. I don’t know how long this process will take, but for I still can’t officially work here. So I’m looking for any opportunity to earn money to be able to pay for rent and food. Please, read and share this post ❤️‍🩹 ko-fi.com/illustory
WE NEED HELP
Please, read and share this!
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We are a group of queer artists, and we are in big trouble.
In April 2025, we immigrated to France, seeking a safe place to live and make art.
Our humanitarian visas expired a year ago.
Since then, we have been trying to get legal status in France.
To be able to work, open a bank account, get health insurance and just have some basic human rights.
We spent a whole year fighting for our lives against Strasbourg Prefecture and we lost.All this time we couldn't properly work, so we were burning our savings.
In August, all three of us were denied a residence permit.
According to the Prefecture, the only option for us To stay legally in France is to become asylum seekers.
About a week ago, we sent out our applications for the asylum.
Now we are looking at another indefinite stretch of time, before we are summoned to Paris for interviews.
It might be two months, three months, half of a year or even more... no one knows for sure.We had planned for a year without documents max, and now it's been a year and a half already.
No matter how hard we tried to stretch our savings, they have run out.
Currently, we don't have enough money to pay for rent and food in November.
It's hard for me to admit that, but we are in huge trouble, with all our hopes and plans ruined by the French bureaucracy.
We really need your help and every little bit matters, so I came up with some options for how you can support us.HOW YOU CAN HELP
❤️ Share this post to bring attention
❤️ Join my monthly Club at Ko-fi
❤️ Participate in my art originals sale this week
❤️ Donate a few cacaos at Ko-fi
❤️ Buy some of our merch (big sale at Ko-fi next week!)
❤️ Order a commission artwork
❤️ Vote in the interest checks for our new projects (soon)
❤️ Go visit our printshops
❤️ If you have a job for freelance illustrators, please let us know!
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Them. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Screencap of Con O'Neill's Instagram post. Con is sitting on a couch, one arm over his head, the other arm around doggy Cooper who is on his back, balls out, snoozing.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 29/09/2026
Status report, "Just Thought I'd Mention": Noting some Discourse on alternate YA material about young #wizards (without toxic additives). If you're interested (and not in the UK: sorry, Brexit issues...), these nine diverse & inclusive works are on #sale at a really low price!🙂 bit.ly/YWNMESET
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YW New Millennium 9-Volume Box Set
Our New Millennium Editions box sets are optimized for each of the devices appearing under the price listing. Please click on one to choose the format you prefer.The New Millennium Editions of So You ...
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listen I know this is one of the KEY things that's different between film (Northern Hemisphere) and reality (Southern Hemisphere), but being able to take a pic of the stars from what would have been the (film) front porch of the inn? Priceless. Clouds came in fast but we got some, at least.
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how can a puppy look so calm??? how can Con look so handsome
Con O'Neill and his dog Cooper
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry for the potato quality but this is one of the songs I performed last night (“Fish and Bird” by Tom Waits and Kathleen Brennan)
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 28/09/2026
A NEW CHAPTER OF HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA 📺 Hockey Night in Canada returns December 5 with the 2026 Walter Cup Champion Montréal Victoire taking on PWHL Hamilton at 7PM ET!
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Sometimes steddyhands is two guys fuckin & one guy cuckin
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 30/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
US folks, question for you: where do you buy black, not so fancy tea bags? I've cut nearly all my shamazon purchases out including that, but I can only find smaller packs at the local grocery stores unless it's Lipton, & want to buy larger volume if possible & wider variety of brands
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 27/09/2026
their natural aegyo .....
andrés chaparro, cj abrams, keibert ruiz, josé tena, and abimelec ortiz sit in the dugout. andrés holds an ipad after homering to tie the game and then homering to put the team ahead.
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Fucking Scherzer
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because there are only 102 works in the tag (with this fic), and that's a travesty, I bring you another Wee John/Izzy fic. archiveofourown.org/works/93347246
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's here! Brand spanking new ship (!!) Jackie/Abshir, explicit, 1900 words; please make my day and leave a non AI slop/spam comment on this 😂🥵🫦 archiveofourown.org/works/93325961 Late entry for #SpanishJackie Weekend, but I finally finished! Many thanks @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social for beta 🤩
Screenshot from AO3, dark grey background with white text that reads: Prince of Thieves by petrichorca

Summary: While running a con, a beautiful woman catches Abshir’s eyes. He tries to sell her half a pyramid, but no one scams Jackie—and Abshir is about to get more than he bargained for.

Notes: Late entry for Spanish Jackie Weekend (life was sure Life-ing last month and I couldn't finish on time for my own event), but here we are!!

#OFMDfic OFMD Our Flag Means Death #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turns out there is crying in baseball
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
War of the Worlds 2005. They should've made Ray and Harlan fall in love instead of all of that
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Samba Schutte @sambaschutte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God is good🙏🏾 I’m so thrilled and excited for this one! What a team, what a cast✨ Thank you to all who worked so hard behind the scenes to make this happen✨ Let’s do this❤️🙏🏾 #scapegoat #ariaster #scarlettjohanssen
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy lesbian friday bc tomorrow 12h shift young fem blackbeard
young version of female edward teach from our flag means death wearing leather jacket and trousers without a tshirt under
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