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Disaster Ship Blonde

@disastershipblonde.bsky.social
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V, ancient and unknowable. She/her. UK. An old-timey carnival ringmaster exhibiting Izzy Hands like a Fiji mermaid. The home of Foot Guy Hornigold. "She wins" - Con O'Neill. ☭ Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞

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Misty Feathervi @mistyfeathervi.bsky.social · 13h
Day 3: Miniature. Well, it was a sign from above to draw Izzy. He’s literally the size of a whiskey glass :D #inktober #inktober2026 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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hideplueshi.bsky.social @hideplueshi.bsky.social · 9h
Bringing this back for day 4 bc I don't have energy to draw today #OFMDWhumptober #ofmd #ofmdart #EdIzzy #izzyhands
Watercolour drawing of Izzy Hands and Edward Teach from the series Our Flag means Death in a modern AU setting, shown from head to chest. Izzy has a sidecut and is gagged, wearing a spiked dog collar and a leather vest, Ed has a full beard and is wearing a studded leather jacket and fingerless glove, tugging at the collar/leash with two fingers.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 10h
Day two of plain wholemeal wraps with mayo and a single slice of ham at my in-law's and I feel I've unlocked hitherto undiscovered levels of whiteness.
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
remembered this post and had edizzy feelings again
"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.
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#dude dont do this to me a ship loves an anchor the same way a hearth loves a fire #with enough passion to make it a home
DUDE DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah you know this day was made for me. New fic with young Jack in the Goldenboy Krakenverse! Open (maybe bad) ending, but right now everything is easy and glimmery and sweet. archiveofourown.org/works/93842081
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a snare, a drum, we let them come - SpaceCadetGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Fyre @amuseoffyre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just remembered Dave's story from one of the meets at TNUC. (Paraphrased a bit, since my memory is mince) Dave: They told me Fang's name was Kevin and I told my mate I don't think any Samoans are called Kevin 🥺 and he turns to me and says "bro, *my* name is Kevin" 😂😂😂😂😂 #ofmd
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joe Exotic: "It's all corrupt, girl."
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome to The North. Home of the Quality Street factory.
Tiny Izzy poses with the Quality Street chocolate factory.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re in our way Oop North
Photo of a train table with a tiny Izzy doll, a book titled Ghosts of the British Museum, and a tiny biscuit.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Text reading: "40 Group Project Memes You'll Appreciate If You've Ever Been Let Down By Your Group Project Teammates"
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Packing makes me nervous, but I have assistance.
Photo of my bag as I’m packing it. There’s a wallet and notebook visible, as well as a ziplock bag with Japanese characters on it, and a very tiny Izzy Hands doll.
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HEY. THERE'S ONLY FOUR ENTRIES YOUR CHANCE IS REALLY GOOD Plus, I'm making the winner a custom frame? What color for the frame itself? Comment the color you think and why! 5 dollars to enter through October 5th!
A signed photo by Con of izzy shirtless with a white frame
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pooch is going into kennels today, and I'm really going to miss him.
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Izzy just casually name dropping ppl he wants murdered. Izzy leaving a store after getting disrespected and telling some poor employee he's about to send Ben to off "Big mistake. Huge"
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Trubs @trubshaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Izzy: "So you want the birch and ropes again, sir?" Hornigold: "Oh worm in my bud, crab-apple on my Tree of Knowledge, my appalling little plum!" Izzy: *yeah I'm getting strangled to death*
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No thoughts, head empty, all but the Victorian Goldenboy AU where Izzy is Hornigold's favourite whore, and Izzy is 98.5% Ben is a serial killer but the money is good, so whatever.
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Songdog 🧗‍♀️ @songdog2009.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mother Clapp speech bubble
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should burn that college to the ground, for a start, and that's all I'm saying on the matter.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spotted Child Stede in a charity shop window today, actually.
Photograph through a shop window of two kitsch figurines of very fey little blonde boys in 18th century clothes holding flowers.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Baby Stede vs Baby Izzy
Screenshot of two tweets.

First reads: "Doing my lunch duty and 2 year 7s have just rolled out a picnic blanket, sat down, got out 2 actual mugs, filled them with tea from a flask and got a pack of biscuits out. Incredible."

The second replies: "I once caught a year 7 having a fag and a can of fosters at lunch time. Our catchment areas may differ."
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine popping out for some dogging and then the US government decides you're an Iranian sleeper cell.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Manic pixie dream cokehead
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I know we're not allowed to speculate about That Thing, but now the suspects have been released on bail, is there a possibility they were just dogging?
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Removing the hideous ‘70s tiles in my bathroom only to discover there’s no hidden drug stash AND they didn’t bother to prime the walls. They stuck those things on with silicone.
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happened to my friend Izzy Hands 😔
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
izzy your kink isn’t showing it’s moaning so loudly the entire caribbean can hear you
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The "I don't like physical contact" With his "give me physical contact" #edizzy #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
Ed hugging thigt Izzy hands 
Idk I wanted to try the expression of anime on this but I failed
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm making a butternut squash, caramelised onion, and gruyere tart for dinner, and I found @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social's kraken Ben in the wine aisle.
Photograph of a bottle of white wine. The white label depicts a blue octopus enjoying a glass.
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carmyn @carmyn.zone · 26/09/2026
this dude trying desperately not to laugh in the courtroom is killing me
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.instagram.com/p/Db4TXfaMXAk/
Text: #not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dropping the f-bomb in a kid's show. I love him.
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aaaaa! We got a Cooper photoooo! 😍❤️
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today on "Meta's up to something", I visited Instagram only to be greeted by multiple posts by people I don't follow arguing that Bashar al-Assad is a really nice guy.
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ed says "this will show people youre my representative" izzy hears "this will show people that you're mine" ed means both. this is a till death do us part kind of partnership
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Adorable Boromir bag charm and sticker from Tsuyonpu Market. The old blorbos never die.
Photograph of a haul of colourful stickers and postcards from Tsuyonpu Market. There's a holographic sticker of Boromir from Lord of The Rings, and an acrylic bag charm of the same with an embroidered keychain showing his hunting horn and the white tree of Gondor.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RUNS THROUGH OCTOBER 5TH! DON'T YOU WANT A CHANCE TO WIN A SHIRTLESS IZZY PHOTO SIGNED BY CON AND HELP TRANS PEOPLE?!?!
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is what hanging out with the canyonites IRL is like.
Screenshot of a Tumblr textpost by user 'beebundt'. It reads: "calling an online acquaintance by their first name rather than their username always feels far more personal than it really is. like Hello Sarah. is it ok to call you that or would you instead prefer to go by your formal title mcboobsandbutts"
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pointless (the game show) just had a question about romance tropes, but they were all AO3 tags.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meme image of a cartoon man with fangs and stubble staring in through a window with voyeuristic glee. He says "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" His shirt reads "sickos".
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He likes all the porn art. 🥰
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