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eliseaboo 👻

@inviolablevoice.bsky.social
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Ability: Painfully Awkward - Deals 1-6 Psychic damage to all players (including self) upon entry to any social situation. swearwolf. she/her.

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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 4h
getting birthday text messages from every optometrist I've ever been to, from other cities, states, places I know I haven't been in at least 10 years
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 17h
Toulouse vs. the tennis ball
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 23h
haunted by 1) smooches 2) own feet, apparent lack of bones
A small tuxedo kitten held by a hand for a smooch with a wide-eyed expressionThe kitten is now folded in half on himself and his back feet are displaying pink toe beans
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂 my small nephew continues to be unintentionally maudlin
A small tuxedo kitten sits on top of a red mushroom scratching post that has been placed inside a mesh playpen. He is curled up like a croissant but there is not quite enough clearance between the top of the mushroom and the mesh roof of the playpen, so that his ears are folded slightly down and he looks melodramatically sad
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday 😾
An orange cat is tucked into a dark purple blanket with his nose and eyes peeking out. One eye is squinty and he does not look happy despite being cozy
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎵 come on, baby don't fear the street shark 🎵
A screenshot of a news headline reading, "ANIMALS
Yes, shark swam through LBI nor'easter floodwaters, but don't fear it

Two-minute read

David P. Willis
Asbury Park Press

Updated Sept. 28, 2026, 3:58 p.m. ET

Yikes! A shark swimming down the street in Surf City?"
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my birthday isn't until Wednesday but my knee feels weird *today* and it's probably because it's been damp outside for 3 days now this is bullshit
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
orange therapist: remember to avoid negative thoughts today by simply avoiding all thoughts
An orange cat sits in a nest of a beige carpet cat tree with perhaps the most vacant and idle expression that has ever been achieved; the shutters to his mind are open and it is a clean and beautiful empty house
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Toulouse says his orb gives him magical powers. don't tell him he is just that cute all the time
A small tuxedo kitten stretches in a bright spot of morning sunlight towards a green and purple sparkly mylar ballThe kitten is now carrying the ball in his mouth, head and tail raised proudly as he trots across the brown concrete floor
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting treated to a sunset rainbow? don't think I've ever seen this before
A pale rainbow arches all the way across a sky darkening to violetA view towards the west where the sun is spectacularly setting in shades of flame orange, red, pink, and violet
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the thing I was stressing so hard about is over and I have listened to today's comfort song, why do I not feel better
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
opened my windows and the sound of bagpipes immediately started coming in?
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he is 0.5 stair tall
A small tuxedo kitten sits on a brown wood stair with bright mint green accents. He is very baby and clearly only half a stair tall
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love when a meeting just disappears from my calendar without a trace. no email, just, now you see it, now you don't.
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
62° and sunny, a few fluffy white clouds, gentle breeze, is this what it feels like to be god's favorite?
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately.
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when you are forced to stop zooming for photos
A small tuxedo kitten is held up by a smiling white woman's face. He looks ambivalent about this; in fact one arm is slung out under her chin as if he might be pushing her awayNow the same kitten is held by a man in a black shirt. The kitten has a wide-eyed expressionThe kitten is now receiving unrequited smooches from the woman with an expression that almost looks like an eyeroll
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
made it thru the meeting with the people my brain perceives as very scary authority figures and did not die
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Bill Nye's Sarcastic Party Horn Celebration
Alt: Bill Nye unenthusiastically blows a party horn and tosses a handful of confetti
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gingerbread loaf for lunchtime
An orange tabby cat sits in a neat loaf shape on top of a round green cushion not much larger than he is on a wood floor. He is looking up inquisitively
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm glad I farted in his chair at the TX capitol
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
melting in the sunbeam
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am a regular guy. I can make a project document. I have, in fact, done it before
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
good morning. may you receive all the belly rubs you desire today
A tiny tuxedo kitten lays on his back on a white rug with black and yellow doodles on it. A hand from out of frame reaches down to scritch his upturned belly
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
judging your spacecraft design choices
An orange cat stands with a sour expression partially blocking a TV screen displaying a spaceship in the game No Man's Sky.
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hello have you seen a pair of bear ears anywhere
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
is it the weekend yet
An orange cat sits on a dark purple blanket with his mouth wide open and tongue curled in a massive yawn
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Toulouse has discovered he can get on top of his mushroom but once he got there he was le tired
A small tuxedo kitten sits on top of a red mushroom scratching post with white spots, alert and looking at the cameraThe kitten is now very passed out on top of the mushroom, one little leg slung forward and one little leg slung back, totally zonked
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just heard the opinion confidently expressed that "ai could replace teachers" and that this would happen imminently and that cost savings was the supposed benefit, and I'm sitting there thinking, y'all must think teachers make a whole lot more than they actually do
The incomparable Jessica Walter as Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development, captioned with the famous line altered to say, "I mean it's one teacher, Michael. What could it cost? Eleventy billion dollars?"
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
please enjoy several seconds of my tiny nephew attempting to destroy an adapter cable to soft jazz
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 17/09/2026
one little man: making a spectacle of himself
Fluffy gray tripod tabby missing his right rear leg; he is lying on his back on a cardboard window seat that’s fastened to a bright, sunny window - and lying on his back, arms stretched over his head, catching every possible ray while he can.
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🎵 when no thoughts are in your brain, they cannot cause you pain la vie en orange 🎵
An orange cat sits in the middle nest of a beige carpet cat tree gazing off into space with his back foot tucked neatly under his chin in front of a faux stained glass window in shades of purple and green
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Toulouse says that's enough for today, you should take a break
A small tuxedo kitten looking very comfortable belly up with his legs stretched out on an aqua donut bed
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/09/2026
Wake up new precious baby you shouldn't approach just dropped.
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
okay single white guy on the panel, that's enough word salad for the whole org, much less the room
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Toulouse is not so sure about large tuxedo sister
A blue heeler dog lays on a white and grey block pattern rug with a goofy expression. In the background at a short distance on a brown concrete floor a tiny tuxedo kitten puffs his tail and arches his backThe dog is now on a grey square of the rug, sitting very nicely and calmly. The kitten has moved onto the white square of the rug and closer to the dog, but his tiny back is still arched in suspicion
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when the weight of 17 years of crimes is on you
A fluffy brown tabby cat lies wearily on the arm of a grey sofa. She is not asleep but she looks profoundly tired.
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
important afternoon Toulouse update:
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
he doesn't even know he has a baby cousin
An orange cat sits in the middle nest of a beige carpet cat tree, one back leg stuck straight out and staring off into the distance
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
there is much unintelligible Boston Yelling happening outdoors
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
his name is likely Toulouse and his eyes are doing so much better already with the medicine 🥰
A tiny tuxedo kitten on a gray and white block pattern rug, clutching a bright pink feathery ball toy and gazing up with a tiny minimally scrungy baby faceA tiny tuxedo kitten lounges in an aqua donut bed, serving looks, showing great improvement in his weepy swollen eyesThe tuxedo kitten peeks up from the blanket again, still batting the pink feather toy
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ominous in the morning sun
An orange cat leers down from the top nest of a beige carpet cat tree in front of a faux stained glass window with shades of purple and green, his face lit by morning sunshine
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this child is part tigger, made of rubber and springs
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is "should be playing outside" weather
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
obstructed view 😠
An orange cat sits on top of a shelf directly in front of a digital photo frame displaying a (mostly not visible) photo of him in a sink
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the gloves make it look like she was holding augustus gloop under so the suction could pick him up
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sound up for tiny baby purrs (there is a fan in the background but you can hear him good at the end)
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ah it's that time of year when brands you haven't bought from or thought about in 2 years start mysteriously appearing in your inbox again
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just a baby doing baby things
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this Monday morning please enjoy this delightful fence I encountered where morning glories were blooming in a variety of colors
A section of chain-link fence where morning glories are growing in shades of berry pink, creamy white, and blue violet amongst their yellow-green heart-shaped leavesA closer photo of some of the blooms, showing a greater range of colors - a pale lavender trumpet peeks near the center of the frame among a cluster of the darker blue violet flowers, surrounded by blushing berry-hued blossoms dotted here and there
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eliseaboo 👻 @inviolablevoice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my sister received an allotment from the cat distribution system on her way to work today
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