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@ungilded.bsky.social
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34 | she/her | CBJ hockey, mostly | mom friend with dad jokes | yes of course I have the receipts

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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
amigays, bc a child misspoke when he meant "amigas" and this is better anyway given that one of us is NB
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's so nice to know I'm not the only one who does Thanksganttving
a screenshot of a spreadsheet outlining who was making what for Thanksgiving, when certain prep steps start, and oven temps and timings
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if you're wearing black work clothes (top and bottom) and look grumpy, ideally also with a pocketknife and/or clipboard, you can get backstage absolutely anywhere
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
new (to me) edition of les mis my beloved.....SO many annotations and footnotes!!! yes...ha ha ha...yes!!
the back of a copy of the donougher translation of les mis c. 2013, which is decorated with lots of illustrations of characterseverything after my finger is annotations AND there are footnotes!!!
(picture of my hand in an extremely long book; there are about 1300 pages to the left of my finger and over 100 after)sickos meme (man peering in through window, speech bubble says "yes...ha ha ha... yes!" and his shirt says "sickos")
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
mamma mia in the park vibes: immaculate
the Columbus skyline behind a large movie screen and a "614" signalmond shaped nails, with designs that evoke lemons and blue and white pottery
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Evil Defeated
ALT: Evil Defeated
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 01/06/2026
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
actually cried with laughter at this, 10/10 strongly endorse
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Abby Fucking Roque! Her and Ann-Renee with incredible games! My Badger girls!!!
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 15/05/2026
If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
what a fucking game!!! what an excellent day to be an Abby Roque stan!!! I so vividly remember watching her at Wisconsin and going "holy shit she's a Freshman????"
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
9 meetings in a day, 6 of which I'm facilitating and all of which require active input, is Too Fucking Many
an alternate version of the "if you give a mouse a cookie" book cover that has been edited to say "please give a bitch a break", with subtitles "I work very hard, I'm trying my best, I'm so tired all the goddamn time"
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
happy easter 🐣🐰
a table with a floral tablecloth, laden with easter dishes (carrot cake, dinner rolls, green beans, ham, mashed potatoes & gravy) + four place settings and a vase of tulips
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
also if someone is /really/ carrying on, we've already got a penalty you could call for that: delay of game!
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
niche corner time: if I learned about a comedian from their work on dropout, that's their last name forever when talking about them to my friends. recent examples: -raph dropout on the pitt?? -this is an incredible impression by jeremy dropout on SNL
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
between the constant overheating, the snake jewelry, and the vibing to figure skating, I really relate to this man
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@exhaustdata 2 months ago

Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence

@chillextremist 3 months ago

When I'm in the suburbs for too long I start to think about dying
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
experience jackets hockey
a friendship bracelet that says "YOU BLUE FUCKS"
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
my first car was a 1998 VW beetle, diesel engine, stick shift, black with flames 😎
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
finally managed to hit the PWHL shop when they had victoire jerseys in stock in my size and it made me realize that I have a deeply weird but also extremely sick jersey collection. highlights include: -nana fujimoto rivs -paul kariya eggplant & jade mighty ducks -max pacioretty habs 2016 WC
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
unfortunately HP, proboards/ff.net, 9 😂
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…
A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading:

JUST WALK OUT
work social thing movies home class dentist
figure skating
too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!!
Real winners quit
You can leave!!
Da Gold Zone
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The Guardian
Mushrooms communicate with each other using up to 50 'words', scientists say


James "Sonny" Crockett @aa... . 58m [mushroom group chat]
Σ: (misspelled symbol) 
Σ: (corrected symbol)
Ø: (misspelled symbol) 
Δ: (misspelled symbol) 
[ changed the group name to (misspelled symbol)]
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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Incredible (and infuriating!) data visualization.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
NOTED AMERICAN LESBIAN HILARY KNIGHT TIES IT UP
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
post a tree you photographed (I'm cheating, I simply have too many good Tree Pics)
a road through a forest, trees on either side covered in snow. the road has been driven on, but not so much that you can see pavement. at least 6" of snow are visible on either side of the road. 

omaha, NE, ca. 2016a large tree in full bloom, no leaves visible, just white flowers. perspective makes the tree appear larger than the house next to it. the trunk splits in such a way that the flower-covered branches almost look like a heart. 

Columbus, OH, ca. 2020a very ordinary looking big tree, were it not for the fact that it's surrounded on all sides by very old buildings and cobblestones, like the city sprung up around it but decided it was worth keeping.

Stockholm, SWE, ca. 2017a large maple tree, resplendent with orange foliage.

Columbus, OH, ca. 2021
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
👀🤞👀🤞👀🤞
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Black Rosie Media @blackrosiemedia.com · 03/02/2026
🏒 Let's Go Hockey Fans‼️ FRA🇫🇷, GER🇩🇪, & SWI🇨🇭 Preliminary schedules for #WomensHockey are out👇! Make sure to stay updated on social media for all the latest coverage & mark your calendars for the #WinterOlympics in 2026. #TeamGermany #TeamSwitzerland #2026Olympics #TeamGermany
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
a little hopecore is important
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ICE OUT Fundraiser @iceouthr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Announcing 🏒 ICE OUT 🧊, a Heated Rivalry fandom fundraiser to support immigrant communities in the US and denounce fascism 🔥. Donate and receive an HR fanwork! Creator signups are open NOW until 1/30. 🔗 Details in th carrd: iceouthr.carrd.co #heatedrivalry #hollanov #fandom
Heated Rivalry ICE OUT promo image: Fandom Fundraiser to support Immigrant CommunitiesHeated Rivalry ICE OUT promo image: Love in, ICE OUT; Creator Signups Open; image displays Ilya licking the side of Shane's face and Shane with  his tongue poking out of the side of his mouth, pointed towards Ilya.  They both wear their national team uniforms.
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 02/01/2026
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Alessandra Fumagalli housing some pasta during her headshotMattia Gaspari sipping on an espresso
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
this whole thread is great and people should read it, but especially this quoted post is hilarious to me, your friend who has been watching NHL hockey for ten long years there absolutely are not 90 closeted gay players. the #1 reason we haven't had an out NHL player is because almost all gay kids
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
yeah that seems correct
a screenshot from spotify wrapped declaring that I was number 41 top listener of sub-radio globally
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
happy thanksgiving! we're not doing a whole big meal today because we did that last month, but I decided we needed another apple pie anyway 🥧
an apple pie with a fluted crust and lattice topping, golden brown. it looks pretty damn delicious if I do say so myself.
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
three times as many appetizers as is reasonable & none entrée. that's for the Christmas Eve party; for Christmas Day we get Casey's pizza.
a large oval table, laden with a dozen or so different appetizers. this was food for 7 people.
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
had a steady job in regional theatre that briefly looked unsteady; during that period, got recruited for a software project management job and figured "well, idk if this job will still exist soon, I should probably apply." the unsteadiness was resolved after ~two weeks but I'd already interviewed
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
clearly the jackets need to bring Julia Fantilli to all our games
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
a “Space Force”, if you will
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
is there anything more satisfying than a really good spreadsheet? survey says no (friendsgiving this year is happening a month early because it's doubling as a going away party for a friend who is moving. stay tuned for food pics this weekend)
a screenshot of a spreadsheet labeled "friendsgiving (observed) 2025". this is the menu survey tab.

the first column is "proposed menu item" and it includes roast chicken, hot spiced apple cider, sour cream and chive rolls, green bean casserole, etc. 

the next two columns are for me (further columns, truncated from this spreadsheet, are for each guest), and one says "interest in eating?" and the next says "interest in making?" 

the "eating" column has a drop down of options labeled "definitely want", "willing to eat", and "no interest", and these options are color-coded green, yellow, and gray respectively. 

the "interest in making?" column can be left blank, but otherwise has a drop down of "willing to make" and "want to make".

not pictured: there's a score column at the end that averages the "eating" column so we can prioritize the menu. you can see that some items are crossed out.a gantt chart for preparing friendsgiving for seven people. the columns are menu items and the rows are time slots (Weds, Thurs, Fri, and then 30-min blocks on Sat, from 11A - 5:30P). each column header is color-coded by person responsible (there is a key). 

the cells are color-coded based on whether the oven is involved or not, and if it goes in the oven on the day of the meal, the cell has the oven temp and timing.
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
a screenshot of a blue jackets article by aaron portzline; the headline reads "with monahan, fantilli, and coyle, blue jackets have center depth like never before"a still of toby ziegler from the west wing captioned "you wanna tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?"
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! This gave me old Google back! It killed the AI results dead!
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
how to win friends and influence people, by dale carnegie
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
do yourself a favor and google brennan lee mulligan right now
Two screenshots from Google searching Brennan Lee Mulligan. On both a Google easter egg overlays Brennan's photo and says "Good luck with your next venture. We support you every step of the way". It also has little American Girl Doll shoes overlaid on his face.
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
#gamechanger #spoilers . . . . (I love that this is absolutely going to win and yet also, it will not matter. perfection.)
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Katie really nailed this, this is exactly what d&d sounds like to people who don't play
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"What's a number (or set of numbers) in your field or hobby that might seem unrelated but anyone else in that group would recognize in an instant?" 99214, 36415, 85025
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