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@ungilded.bsky.social
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34 | she/her | CBJ hockey, mostly | mom friend with dad jokes | yes of course I have the receipts

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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's the sam gagner number blessing
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
preseason! it has purposes!
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
amigays, bc a child misspoke when he meant "amigas" and this is better anyway given that one of us is NB
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when you aren't a professional chef, if you want to manage that many dishes at once, you simply Must be organized! otoh, the menu survey (how much you want to make vs want to eat several potential dishes, then excel scores and averages the outcomes) may have been overkill but I have no regrets
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's so nice to know I'm not the only one who does Thanksganttving
a screenshot of a spreadsheet outlining who was making what for Thanksgiving, when certain prep steps start, and oven temps and timings
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if you're wearing black work clothes (top and bottom) and look grumpy, ideally also with a pocketknife and/or clipboard, you can get backstage absolutely anywhere
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
new (to me) edition of les mis my beloved.....SO many annotations and footnotes!!! yes...ha ha ha...yes!!
the back of a copy of the donougher translation of les mis c. 2013, which is decorated with lots of illustrations of characterseverything after my finger is annotations AND there are footnotes!!!
(picture of my hand in an extremely long book; there are about 1300 pages to the left of my finger and over 100 after)sickos meme (man peering in through window, speech bubble says "yes...ha ha ha... yes!" and his shirt says "sickos")
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
apparently most people are about the same amount of productive every day? that has never been my experience, but I too have a diagnosis and my days range from "takes 8hrs to do 20min of work" to "takes 20min to do 8hrs of work" 😵‍💫
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*right meow
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
immaculate I say! leveque went pink for dolly!!!
a photo of a large inflatable screen showing a scene from mamma mia to many people sitting on blankets and lawn chairs. in the background, a city skyline at night, featuring a gorgeous art deco tower with the top lit hot pink 🩷
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
mamma mia in the park vibes: immaculate
the Columbus skyline behind a large movie screen and a "614" signalmond shaped nails, with designs that evoke lemons and blue and white pottery
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I sympathize; I deeply want to get my hands on a book that a) was last published in 2011 and more importantly b) is in French, and I'm still offended that none of my library cards has the ability to make it magically appear for me
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I more often reach for sprite zero or fresca in the evening bc it's just a different thing entirely, and those are also caffeine free
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it's a little off, but it's better than coke zero or anything else, so it's still what I drink after like 4pm 😔
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
oh I bet he was very amused by that interaction 😂
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my roommate is up to 3 I believe and she isn't even 40 yet 🙃
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I've always found the chatbots annoying too, but I saw someone online saying they feel like men are more susceptible to being hypnotized by them bc they're generally not immediately skeptical in the face of excessive flattery the way women have learned to be, and that really resonated with me
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the biggest BS to me is that even if you got shingles young you *still* can't get the vax until you're at the age requirement, even though if you got it once you're much more likely to get it again!!
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
absolutely! and I understand why people who do want their hair to look a certain way would want to bring their usual products to get a reliable outcome, but it simply couldn't be me. thanks years of business travel for making me a ruthlessly practical, utilitarian packer
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(it helps that I have thick, straight-ish hair and a lot of it, don't have sensitive skin, refuse to get the kind of haircut that would necessitate styling because I know myself, and only wash it every 3ish days)
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🧴with shades of 🧼 -- I am extremely not picky about kinds of shampoo and can skip conditioner, but I think I would draw the line at washing my hair with body wash unless it was dire. but if I expect products will be available, I'll never pack my own. my hair is very low maintenance 🤷‍♀️
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
here you are!
a t-shirt that says "more hugs" in blocky font that evokes the cbj third jersey numbering style. the design features two faceless hockey men in blue jerseys hugging, but their arms say 72 (for the goalie) and 71 (for the skater)
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I do have the first and can dig it out for a pic tomorrow! the second one I'm not sure? I mean I'm sure it exists but I don't own it and a clear image isn't coming to mind
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
step 1 - fleece Chicago in a trade step 2 - draft a random man step 3 - ???? step 4 - profit
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
think they ran out of filming time bc the earlier ones took longer than they expected. it was an excellent concept, but my little GM goblin brain immediately started iterating (e.g., wish they had had a defined communication method that got less obscure the longer you stayed stuck on the same task)
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
way more ogwacs, a very important x-factor
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Evil Defeated
ALT: Evil Defeated
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 01/06/2026
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
it's not just ios it's everywhere unfortunately
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
actually cried with laughter at this, 10/10 strongly endorse
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
and it makes people trust me *immediately* once I come back and show them how we improved the thing based on what they told me. everybody wants to work with someone who asks thoughtful questions, listens to the answers, and then does what they say they will do by the time they said they'd do it.
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
hell this particular skill is applicable to so many jobs! I'm good at process improvement because I ask people "tell me all about the most shitty, tedious, annoying part of your job" and then actually listen to the answer and figure out a way to make it better! I have learned so much doing that,
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Abby Fucking Roque! Her and Ann-Renee with incredible games! My Badger girls!!!
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 15/05/2026
If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
what a fucking game!!! what an excellent day to be an Abby Roque stan!!! I so vividly remember watching her at Wisconsin and going "holy shit she's a Freshman????"
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I literally texted you 90% bc I know you love a goalie duel and 10% bc I hoped you might jinx it
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
she heard you!
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
well, gritty told Danny B that the only way to break the curse of Jeff and Mike and bring Philadelphia glory was to reunite Trevor and Jamie so yeah I mean it's probably the mandate of hell considering gritty, but yes, they do
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
9 meetings in a day, 6 of which I'm facilitating and all of which require active input, is Too Fucking Many
an alternate version of the "if you give a mouse a cookie" book cover that has been edited to say "please give a bitch a break", with subtitles "I work very hard, I'm trying my best, I'm so tired all the goddamn time"
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
meanwhile we were chased down the fucking street by a german shepherd once because it was left unleashed and unattended on a porch, and my dog is reactive on leash when other dogs are loose, so I was carrying her 35lb ass so she didn't start a fight, it was a Bad Time
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
yeah, I have a dog who I love very much...and I would /never/ have her off leash in a city (except in my own fenced yard ofc)! it's not safe for her, it's annoying for other people, and frankly it's also not a problem to do bc I spent a month leash training her so she doesn't pull 🤷‍♀️
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
happy easter 🐣🐰
a table with a floral tablecloth, laden with easter dishes (carrot cake, dinner rolls, green beans, ham, mashed potatoes & gravy) + four place settings and a vase of tulips
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
also if someone is /really/ carrying on, we've already got a penalty you could call for that: delay of game!
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
if you want some graphs from hockey viz of specific stats of minutes when he was or wasn't on the ice I'm happy to provide
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
this is why I loved my French translation classes in college! obviously you try to do your best with other markers of formal register but it's not easy; it is a super interesting mental puzzle though! idioms too!!
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I don't think we could do it fast enough, they gotta turn this around Yesterday if they want any chance
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
this the one you were thinking of? there's also one with Nick and Bob hugging on it that I think literally says more wins more hugs but it's in a harder to access part of my closet 😂
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lily @ungilded.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I own it!! I'll take a picture tomorrow 😂
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