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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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Jenny @ hhhnnnnggg @slowedmountains.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You are challenged by Smoking Champion Lisa!
digital drawing of a brown haired woman with glasses smoking. She is surrounded by her pokemon, a weezing, a charmeleon who is rolling cigarettes and smoking, and a mr mime telepathically holding three cigarettes and a packet of cigarettes. mr mime is lighting one cigarette on charmeleon's tail.
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WumpaGem @wumpagem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good for them. 🌹
Notification from Fortnite (mobile version) stating the following:
"Whoa! Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon just smashed"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
twitter profile claiming to be from los angeles in california using stolen furry artwork with the bio saying: "Haili :3 1 am a pan Israeli trans woman based in California!! I have been on HRT for 3 years! Pro ICE and zionist, Liberals and black & indigenous people DNI."

the text over the screenshot of this says: "the CIA gave up bro 😭"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sonic stylized like Bart Simpson with two Bom-ombs and the text "eat pant"
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It's YuYu! In 3D! @yuyuin3d.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I saw a post by @unicouniuni3.bsky.social that I really wanted to draw!
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck! I just missed a call from The Rapping Cowboy!
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
On a lighter note, is it necrophilia to fuck a ghost?
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/08/2026
the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To add to all the Dolly Parton anecdotes being shared, here’s mine: I only met her once, but it was a VERY memorable encounter. She shot me in the head with a gun, killing me instantly
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder if sisyphus ever found a way to have fun with or even sexualize his boulder
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My feed is like 60% mourning Dolly Parton and 40% anime butts. Sometimes I love it here.
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kicks(again❓) @kicks0u.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every time i see this image i lose my fucking mind its so funny
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/08/2026
gentle parenting the god AI into understanding that probability isnt a real thing you can meaningfully apply to the past but more, like, a predictive measure applied to the uncertain future. all the while the most tragically under-bullied nerd insists it can existencemaxx by torturing ppl
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New name for #MrBeast fans just dropped?
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just had to.
Edited pic of my cat Peanut to have a cig in his mouth, a black fedora, and a tommy gun next to him
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Deleted my selfie post out of horror and shame when I noticed that I typo'd and called myself "a huge fucking need" instead of a nerd. PLEASE GIVE US AN EDIT BUTTON FFS
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⊱⋅• Gloomykisu •⋅⊰ @gloomykisu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gyaru Applejack! #mlp #fanart #art
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Bomber57 @bomber57.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
jerma985 typing a sad pepe emoji, saying: "hits me so hard, that emote really hits me. when i se it i just internally want to help"
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For my senior project in high school, I made my own prom dress from scratch. Today I needed to sew a stuffed animal, and I had to look up how to thread the needle and tie the knot. The brain is a muscle, and I think mine is suffering from extreme atrophy.
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
logging on to bluesky
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
43 year old SNL writer at pitch meeting: we're the skibidis of the sixes they couldn't seven lorne michaels: ha ha ha brilliant
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A Frogs Gent @frogsgent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I simply do not respect people who use the word "cucked" unironically
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ice T in law in order with the text 

Kids call it the discover feed, because as soon as you click it you're trying to discover the exit. Sick stuff.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a dollar general and 3 vape stores is superior to a data center because I can’t buy kratom and a 12 pack of cream soda from a data center
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I accidentally found out what a Taylor Lorenz is while boredom-scrolling and now I feel compelled to log off again
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm fully obsessed with the phrase "we all know for whom the lorax tolls". Possible brand new sentence.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
She viva on my pinata until there's trouble in paradise
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026
I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.
A cartoon character who looks very similar to beloved character Ziggy, but looks cruel and has a big "W" on his shirt
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026
paige bueckers represents the white america that i am proud of (impossibly charming dumb guys who wear way too big hoodies, don't talk too much, and have "6 foot 7 foot" playing on loop in their heads at all times)
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Very disappointed that my bf can't text me constantly while he works. Wym running crucial tests at nuclear power facilities is more important than asking what I had for lunch? Smh
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The meme is a picture of Brian in a vehicle and says:

"The lion doesn't concern himself with his urgent care bill from 2 years ago stop leaving the lion voicemails"
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 23/08/2026
STOP playing league of legends START drawing lots of lesbians (kissing)
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
me: okay and if you punch that wall right there there's actually a hidden 1-up bet you didn't know that haha the caveman I found and unfroze for fun: crork think about change pronoun
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
four guys sit in a car one says: did you give lin manuel miranda the aux again??

another guy says: fuck, he's gonna play nerdcore shit like always!!

lin manuel miranda says: I'll stick it to these guys! I'm gonna spin hardness that'll make me seem super fly!

the radio plays: in my experience, women are like people...
they deserve rights

one of the guys says: i-is this hillary clinton's autobiography?
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Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love touching grass and not knowing what a Taylor Lorenz is. I am going to log back off now goodbye ❤️
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam
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Space Leech @spaceleech.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*I'm shown a picture of my own mother but from when she was in high school* I have no idea who that is. *Shown a little pixely guy with a white hat.* That's Taizo Hori, the star of Dig Dug. He married Kissy from Baraduke, who gave birth to Mr. Driller. They've since divorced.
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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me when I make the Simpson.
[MATT GROANING]
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