Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I can't even see what you're replying to. It says post blocked. I'm not an avid bsky-er, if someone could tell me what that means 100
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Plagiarizing someone else's comedy writing for profit isn't exactly the same deal as retelling knock knock jokes to your stoned cousins at your family reunion. 000
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sometimes they recite other people's jokes word for word without credit, which I don't vibe with, but I can't help but love everything else about them 1910
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙Jenny @ hhhnnnnggg @slowedmountains.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You are challenged by Smoking Champion Lisa! 141428335
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505 203690515
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Crazy that the bsky feds are putting "agent" in their own usernames now lmao 130
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you” 3148041546
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me 2047191036
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs 10378811004
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/08/2026 960379
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙It's YuYu! In 3D! @yuyuin3d.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I saw a post by @unicouniuni3.bsky.social that I really wanted to draw! 81749505
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history. 50107332683
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay 62481713
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You clearly to have a lot of anecdotes and examples to back that up. What a brave boy you are! 140
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Maybe some of the direct references to antiblack racism are a bit tasteless though. "Clanker lover" sounds a LOT like something racists used to hurl at me back in the day for not strictly dating white folks. 000
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think by now we've learned the hard way that it is NOT the only place 120
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No the fuck she did not lmao. That's why we love her. 000
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Surely nothing that giving oneself a digital lobotomy can't fix! 010
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fuck! I just missed a call from The Rapping Cowboy! 328123
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026And then he turned himself into a Chew comic. Funniest shit I've ever seen. 000
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026On a lighter note, is it necrophilia to fuck a ghost? 010
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙ceej @ceej.online · 26/08/2026the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake 321941342
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yes she was. Smh so many fake fans of Star Wars these days 100
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026To add to all the Dolly Parton anecdotes being shared, here’s mine: I only met her once, but it was a VERY memorable encounter. She shot me in the head with a gun, killing me instantly 581950134
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I wonder if sisyphus ever found a way to have fun with or even sexualize his boulder 572534690
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My feed is like 60% mourning Dolly Parton and 40% anime butts. Sometimes I love it here. 010
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙kicks(again❓) @kicks0u.bsky.social · 25/08/2026every time i see this image i lose my fucking mind its so funny 342967
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/08/2026gentle parenting the god AI into understanding that probability isnt a real thing you can meaningfully apply to the past but more, like, a predictive measure applied to the uncertain future. all the while the most tragically under-bullied nerd insists it can existencemaxx by torturing ppl 21074
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies 6551931821
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Genuinely impressive. I don't think I've ever managed to pull that off 100
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Deleted my selfie post out of horror and shame when I noticed that I typo'd and called myself "a huge fucking need" instead of a nerd. PLEASE GIVE US AN EDIT BUTTON FFS 010
Reposted by Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙⊱⋅• Gloomykisu •⋅⊰ @gloomykisu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Gyaru Applejack! #mlp #fanart #art 219534
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hey, there were *some* consequences. Like me getting permanently banned from all Meta platforms for making too many jokes about it. 😇 010
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This right here is the best Thor. All others can go home 000
Napkin Eater 🩷🤍💙 @undeadmax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Please be good to yourself. Please be okay. Please try to get a full night's sleep and a good meal in you, if you can. People care. I promise. 060
