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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Allen, Texas!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
no need to "solve" chess. just secretly hire someone to play for you and claim those are your victories.
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 01/09/2026
Olivia Rodrigo: -planned successful all women music festival -raised 10 million for women’s charities -pro Palestine, anti ICE -is 23 years old Young woman pop stars can use their voices and platforms for change, if they want to.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
LMAO
kate bush's husband @airbagged.bsky.social
You're a pussy ass bitch who supports Jeff Tarzia, a man who sexualizes children with ChatGPT Al and has kids. A man who harasses women and unfortunately has a daughter and a wife. You support a straight up dickhead who has melted his brain with Al.
You're subhuman.
srwjp.bsky.social @srwjp.bsky.social • 16h
How about you take accountability for own actions for once.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 30/08/2026
👸🏼 Charlotte B. torched Santa Clarita's city council and used them as a hood ornament for her 1957 Cadillac Eldorado #Flock #GiveHerAShow via @jesscraven101.bsky.social
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Indie wrestling show I was at tonight ended with a run-in by the promotion’s first champion, who took off her hoodie and came out as trans. Standing ovation from the crowd. The most Chicago shit that ever happened. I was sincerely touched.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The British Media Vs. Plagiarism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
British Journalists are relaxing on lilos in the sea. Someone on the shore yells “Hey Guys! An academic got accused of plagiarism”

Panel 2: 
One of the journalists sticks out their tongue and says “Pffft. Wake me when there’s a real story”

Panel 3: 
Person on shore “He was black”

Panel 4: 
The sea explodes as a tidal wave of British Journalists erupt into the air, manic and desperate to report on this now vital for some reason piece of news
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/08/2026
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The two types of dogs: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/humor/s/b1...
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A terrific actor, an essential part of one of the greatest TV shows ever, and from what I’m hearing, a really good dude. Rest in Peace, Anthony Head.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 05/06/2026
this isnt as funny with the switch 2 now but still those nintendo devs are wizards sometimes
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 💕
Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”
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LETHAL NAHYON @nahyon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Fork ICE 🍴 🧊 @forkice.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Fork ICE!🍴🧊 Did you know that you can use the website www.accesssolutions.com to find out where an ICE abductee is being detained (and even the section / annex inside their prison)? #ForkICE #FuckICE #LongBeach #detainment #prisons
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 11/05/2026
(I was the original creator of this)
ISNT THERE SOME RANDOM
Payment Processor YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ok i chuckled www.epicfurious.com
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
god I love reddit sometimes
r/BaldursGate3
u/pirat9000 • 6h • i.redd.it
SPOILER
I have found a dev mistake with the opening screen!
General Discussion - [NO SPOILERS]

Hey,
I'm not sure if it's known, but:
This picture represents the city of Baldur's Gate. But more precisely taken from the west and pointing east.
The shadows in this picture are from north to south.
Toril, the world on which Faerun is located has a 20" planetary tilt, similar to earth's 23,5
That means that north Tropic (cancer equivalent) would be on 20" north latitude.
But Baldur's Gate is located at 36,5" north.
That means that the sun will always be in the south part of the sky above Baldur's Gate - and there will never be north-south shadows!
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
did you guys see how a convicted child predator went to an anime convention in Singapore and he got the shit beat out of him by a Yuji Itadori cosplayer
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Unironically this was perfect comms strategy.
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 03/05/2026
look at my game boy, dawg
Mizucat game boyMizucat game boy
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RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is happening in the middle of Tel Aviv 👏🏼👏🏼👇🏼💙
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day:
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
There was an unsubstantiated rumor that Sweet Baby Inc tried to extort Black Myth Wukong’s studio for millions because they didn’t make the game more “woke.” It was never retracted by antiwoke clown. They also directly attacked Rebekah Valentine for reporting on the studio’s culture of misogyny
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max @gaydragon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
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Vicky&Jim ❌👑 @vicjim.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bank of America would not have paid out $72.5 million dollars to the Epstein survivors, if the Epstein files were just a "Democratic hoax."
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Awesome trolling during trump's national address last night.
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Rebekah Weatherspoon @rdotspoon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I think Ai ignoring copyright and steal/giving incorrect results + Ai destroying our environment and communities are two very good reasons not to use Ai for your "writing". The other reason is that all us actual writers hate you.
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intrusive_thoughts_librarian 💭📚 @sgeez.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
RATM Arrest the 🇺🇸 president
Guitar that says arrest the president. From rage at the machine concert. A person in black clothing is holding the Guitar in front of their face
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Kronecker Delta @kroneckerdelta.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It's so funny. "The USPS losses money" So does the federal highway commission. But we all understand that if we didn't invest money in this you couldn't drive anywhere. But for some reason we've let shithead delivery companies convince you otherwise.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
2 panel comic 

Panel 1: 
A Blue Person and a Red Person shaking hands. Both look very happy. Blue person says “We’ve taken all the gay out of our movie”. The Red Person replies “Thanks Pixar. Now I can tell my kids about gay people on my own terms”

Panel 2: 
Kids’ bedroom, night. Two children sit on the floor. Red Person is wearing a hoodie and holding a torch under their chin like they’re telling a horror story. On the wall is a poster with a scary silhouette entitled “The Gays”.
Red Person: “THEY’LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Of course isn’t just driving. It’s voting. Working. Travelling. Picking up a package. Applying for credit. Applying for a job. Renting a room. Filling prescriptions. Visiting loved ones in the hospital. Not expired either, but legally invalid.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/02/2026
fuck these people trans rights are human rights
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m sitting at a table on the Fox 32 debate stage holding my hand high in the air. My opponents, Daniel Biss and Laura Fine, are talking to each other. The chyron reads, “SUPPORT FOR PALESTINE”
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Over 1,400 people stepped up to shovel snow in New York City as the city was hit by a major blizzard. Zohran bumped pay from $19 to $30 — and got nearly 3x the number of emergency shovelers compared to the last big storm in January.
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beverlylove / Bev Johnson @bevsi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
alysa liu!!!
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance. And you know why? Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
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