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Lance

@udaplantman.bsky.social
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Finally retired. Father and husband. Porsche and Lotus driver. Landscape Architecture Craft beer, alternative music, cars. Gave up on American politics 2024.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/10/2026
they're creating new blonde Trump spokeswomen in a lab
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ironic coming from a guy who had a literal Shitter of Secrets
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Lance @udaplantman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/08/2026
official White House account tells journalists and Trump officials worried about getting killed to eat shit
Retweeted by rapid response: “Air Force One is not a civilian airline. It’s a military mission. The crew executes a mission to move the president.

No one is forced to board. The press can fly commercial if they prefer. Stop complaining about the military doing military things.
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Lance @udaplantman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/08/2026
Blaming Latino men for misogyny is a fascinating way to avoid looking at the rest of the male electorate.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets theonion.com/crying-newborn-has-no-…
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THIS is how you get on the escape plane, folks.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/08/2026
Fox News graphic claims falsely that the average price of gas one year ago was $4.13, lower than it is right now. It was actually $3.14!
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
THE MOST PATHETIC AMERICAN LEADER EVER THIS IS REAL:
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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
With both Blackburn and Tuberville leaving, I gotta say that Jim here is firmly positioned to take up the mantle of "dumbest motherfucker in the U.S. Senate."
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
here's today's post: "a war, but with morons" — how the fuck do you miscount missiles? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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a war, but with morons
how the fuck do you miscount missiles?
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Wendell Albright @wendella.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Royce White is clearly identifying as a raging asshole
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Jonathan Groff as King George in Hamilton
ALT: Jonathan Groff as King George in Hamilton
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Dan Kelley Sports @dankelleysports.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Pro Football Hall of Fame enshrinement ceremony is this weekend for the Class of 2026. Friendly reminder: Voters decided #Patriots owner Robert Kraft & Bill Belichick were unworthy of induction. 15 owners & 29 coaches enshrined, but no room for the most successful among them.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Donald Trump hates real America (the majority who live in cities).
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Lance @udaplantman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I really would be super beneficial if liars pants really did catch on fire.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Let’s be clear about one thing. The people who were prosecuted and convicted related to January 6 were shit bags. They were always shit bags. They always will be shit bags.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/08/2026
Trump says talks with Iran "are going on right now" (Iran says no talks are happening)
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chercat208.bsky.social @chercat208.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We are watching, in real time, the biggest fuck-up by any president in the history of the United States of America.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm sure another Fauci hearing from Republicans will solve this. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
These people are absolute freaks. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
News: The U.S. economy grew at a disappointing 1.5% in the 2nd quarter of 2026. Congratulations to @sarahbca.bsky.social for her “Bookmark this” comment last December when Howard Lutnick said 2Q of 2026 would be “amazing.” @atrupar.com
Lutnick: "Look for the second quarter of 2026 to be amazing."
SarahBCalif: "Bookmark this."
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/07/2026
When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth. Feel free to share.
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Robert Armstrong @robarmstrong.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Warsh's ban on forward guidance is a legitimate policy choice. The problem is that his chosen justification for it is absolute nonsense.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
I wanted a “Live Laugh Love” sign, but accuracy matters.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
you know what reporters should do? have an event honoring the first amendment and invite him as the guest of honor. call it the white house correspondents dinner. he’d like that.
Times Journalists Subpoenaed as Trump
Escalates Pressure on Media
The Justice Department is seeking to compel testimony from reporters who wrote about the new Air Force One. The Times called the move a "brazen act."
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Sorry but Rep. Jack Kimble is a satire account, but it’s funny and truly amazing that it’s basically indistinguishable from real Republicans.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m going to take a wild guess and say that not one dime went to veterans.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Whether it’s Joe Biden making 12 stock trades over four years or Donald Trump making 800 stock trades over three months, both presidents made unusual numbers of stock trades.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey, dumbass: Everett, Washington is the exclusive home of the Boeing 747. Every single 747 ever made, including the 747-8 model gifted by Qatar, was assembled here. So yes, the US can, and DID, build a plane like this - including this one. Nice to see the "president" shit on American Manufacturing
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/07/2026
Todd Blanche's deadline to put up or shut up is tomorrow. It's true! @katiephang.bsky.social is a bad ass. Setting precedent and taking names. Check out our conversation about her case here. Never any paywalls. Ever. www.muellershewrote.com/p/a-major-wi...
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A MAJOR Win for Independent Media Against Todd Blanche!
I'm still reeling from Judge Emmet Sullivan's 48-page ruling in Katie Phang's case against the Justice Department in the Epstein Files Transparency Act case. This is MASSIVE.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As a former professional athlete, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Your kid has a less than 1% chance of getting an athletic college scholarship. You’re better off putting the money into a 529 plan.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/07/2026
Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/
Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
By using plain language to say things that are obviously true, Jon Ossoff has revolutionized Democratic politics.
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Lance @udaplantman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/05/2026
MAY DAY! @dailybeanspod.com is participating by running our show without advertising. Click the link below to see all the ways you can participate!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The left’s almost jocular response to last night’s gunfire at the White House Correspondents Dinner stood in marked contrast to the somber tone adopted by Republicans in the wake of the hammer attack on Paul Pelosi
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Donald Trump is 600% guilty of raping kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
For the last time: if you are attending the Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen (who want you dead) and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
If Ruben Gallego knew about Eric Swalwell's sexual misconduct and didn't report it, he is every bit as culpable as Swalwell himself. by Jim Jordan
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 24/04/2026
This President tells us every day that no election is free and fair unless HE wins. Well, that's not how it works in America, no matter how many tantrums he throws. Trump lost the 2020 election. That will never change and I have zero intention of letting him rewrite history.
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Barbara Kaskosz @kaskosz.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tom Nichols about the dangers of our current situation: “If I were a foreign opponent, I’d be looking into this and saying: this is singularly the most incompetent American regime we’ve ever faced and they’re burning through their stocks.” @radiofreetom.bsky.social
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Prof William Ripple @williamripple.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
In our Climate Report my coauthors and I say: We are hurtling toward climate chaos. The planet's vital signs are flashing red. Consequences of human-driven alterations of the climate are no longer future threats but are here now. Read report here doi.org/10.1093/bios...
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The 2025 state of the climate report: a planet on the brink
We are hurtling toward climate chaos. The planet's vital signs are flashing red. The consequences of human-driven alterations of the climate are no longer
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Best ONN in months at least.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/04/2026
what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...
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Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service
For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...
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