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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not to mention the logical follow up to the insane "they'd just get weapons elsewhere" argument. OK?!? So we should keep shovelling them bombs for the love of genocide? If its gonna happen either way why not our flag on the orphan obliterators being used? Its the only conclusion to that argument!

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

had a candidate wear a button cuff shirt to a job interview instead of french cuffs so i sent him back to whichever trailer park he crawled out of

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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry

TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1:
A woman and a man sit on a low stone wall in a park. The woman is upset; the man listens.

WOMAN: And now the Democrat in the race is backing some anti-trans laws! I’m not sure I can vote for that.

MAN (thinking): Uh-oh. Democrats need every vote. How can I convince her to vote for the Democrat anyway?

Panel 2:
The woman and man walk through the park, the woman ahead of him.

WOMAN: Of course, the Republican is even worse. But if Democrats turn against trans people… I’m so frightened.

MAN (thinking): I’ve got to be empathetic and persuasive.

Panel 3:
Close-up of the man, looking thoughtful with his hand on his chin.

WOMAN (off-panel): Look at what happened to the UK — they’ve now got two anti-trans parties. If we let that happen here, trans rights are dead.

MAN (thinking): Okay, I think I know how to reassure her and get her vote.

Panel 4:
The man is suddenly furious, leaning toward the startled woman and pointing at her.

MAN: You’re a Trump supporting moron and you deserve to die!

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
PANEL 1:
A good dog with a halo peers out a window. A hand sticks out of a hole in a tree holding a sign that says SEND CANDY.

PANEL 2:
Groucho peeks from behind some bushes. A poster nailed to a tree reads "Background gag to come and it'll be so funny!" A bad rabbit (we know it's bad because it's smoking) sits beside a bad worm (also smoking). A bottle lying in the grass is labeled "BARRY BEER" and has a disturbed-looking drawing of Barry. A mouse holds a knife to a cat; the cat raises its front paws in surrender.

PANEL 4:
A giant mouse (?) in a shirt and tie sits on the wall reading a newspaper, called "Daily Blah Blah," whose headline says "Literate Rodent Escapes Lab."

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026

They even made DoorDash apologize.

DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This person is talking about politicians and civil society leaders who are incredibly powerful and failing. That is the people they are saying we should be nicer to, just to be clear. No one is doing this to the average punter.

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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.

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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records

Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

US military probably incapable of producing a Free Officers Movement. The opportunity to be American Qaddafi is right there, you just need to have the will to become it. I feel like the people sitting in a room at the pentagon listening to Jake and Logan Paul had to at least consider it.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026

great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.

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YJB @yjb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hasan was absolutely right

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

These young conservatives are dressed like every young conservative loser in every country on the planet. Here's 3000 words on why thats actually a pretty big deal.

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Fuck yeah run these dogs out of town. Time to start learning from not punishing Bush era war criminals.

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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026

Standing up for Kilmar Abrego Garcia was framed as an obvious mistake and an example of progressives letting unreasonable principles and posturing leading to bad politics. All of this was written and published.

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Gordon Skramzy @gordonskramzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It rocks that every news article anymore is like "this deranged Marxist leftist anarchist wants your kids to be Palestinian terrorists" and then it's accompanied by this picture.

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Pretty neat summary for the brain geniuses out there talling about how you need to run a campaign in a conservative area.

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

this is what talking to liberals for the last 24 hours has felt like

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I would kill every& in the world to win one election, because humans are more important.
This is a very simple concept, folks.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus.

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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 09/09/2026

from the very get-go it was so obvious and clear what was going on and absolutely no one wanted to fucking hear it because they knew it was a golden opportunity to wipe gaza off the map

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026

PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This user is an economist not a scientist.

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

True statement by that cleric at the time and literally everything the US has done since has only made it more true.

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

God damn this is some sick shit

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I am perfectly open to the idea that some of the data center panic is overblown, what I am telling u is I don’t care

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

One Nation candidates are going to be such a bunch of freaks. I guess it was this or make content harassing women with pervert glasses.

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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I enjoy how this account captures a sort of frenetic confusion in the minds of the people whose job it is to manufacture consent. Even they don't know what they're trying to get us to consent to any more.

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The idea of Hasan advising the president is so classic. Throwback to peoples psychotic delusions about like Chapo Trap House being combined secretary of state under a Bernie admin.

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Many clever people (not me) said this from the jump, 100% certain this will be revealed to be a pattern in these raids, not just for apartment building owners but business owners wanting to avoid wage obligations etc as well.

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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

found this on my phone tryin to find another thing and lost my mind in the kinda laughter that caused my roommate to come into the living room and go “we good, boss?” because she thought i was crying

My idiot fuckhead daughter placed 33rd in a smash brothers competition where the winner was a transgendered
"woman" do any beautiful single mothers pity me enough to throw it back for a grieving father

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

People coming on here to make the moderate case for data centers.

Pissing me off factory meme with the cat

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 24/08/2026

One of the biggest reasons Abdul's election to the US Senate would be seismic is because he'd be one of the only people in that chamber of Congress who is willing to say the plain and open truth about Egypt and Pakistan.

Speaking today at a Pakistani-American event in metro Detroit, U.S. Senate Dem nominee Abdul El-Sayed called for democracy in Pakistan, currently under military rule: “On the 79th anniversary of Pakistan, we also have to be clear that right now, democracy is not being allowed to take its place.” El-Sayed cricitized the jailing and intimidation of politicians such as ex-PM Imran Khan.

U.S. Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed criticizes Pakistan’s military dictatorship, referring to the military dictatorship in Egypt, where his parents immigrated from, calling for democracy and human rights. He spoke today in Southfield at the Pakistan Association of America’s annual event celebrating Pakistan’s Independence and US Independence.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

just one more bomb bro, please bro, just one more bomb dropped on some schoolkids and theyll totally rise up to overthrow their government, bro please

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The foundational change is just around the corner. Two more weeks. Just gotta trust me. The left is ngmi.

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stranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“Letting the murderers hold themselves to account was never going to work”💥 Mehreen Faruqi unleashes, saying allowing a country overseeing a genocide to investigate itself for murdering Zomi Frankcom was indefensible when an ICC probe was clearly needed from day one.

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is perhaps the most unbearable thing about the liberal commentariat. They will destroy peoples livelihoods, justify horrific wars and advocate all manner of harmful policies and then shirk the consequences. You did this! We are living in the world of your dreams! At least be proud of yourselves

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

She'll do fuckin nothing. Real "Biden is privately angry at Bibi" shit here. No consequences for blatant murder of an Australian citizen.

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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Me and my mates would have killed C3PO with hammers i'll tell you that much.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"How did a Cuban exile end up working for the CIA" How did a fork end up in the kitchen

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

What can I say, man. It sucks to suck

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