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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 18h
This reply chain started because you said Hamas is a terrorist organisation as if that has any definitional value in discussing this.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 18h
Do you understand my point that calling something terrorism just means "my govt says they are bad". Any definition of terrorism you could apply to hamas would absolutely apply to the IDF and US military as well. Its not a useful descriptor and exists to stop discussion.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 18h
Terrorist is a purely political designation big dog
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The face changed, the ideology certainly hasn't
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lmao who in Starmers labour is going to dream of inviting greens to a coalition. They want to destroy the left not join them
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nah shoulda been shorter. I'm not sure that this really fits with the reality that when she took over was the peak of her support. The longer her campaign ran the worse she did. If anything she should have replaced Biden the day before (sort of joking but also kind of not).
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katlunya.bsky.social @katlunya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If your state would cease to exist because of universal enfranchisement it never should've existed in the first place.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Completely insane thing to write, maybe give this whole argument a miss George if you're understanding is this goddamn stupid.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More than happy to cut all western support to those countries too.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything that has happened since defund started has further proven how objectively correct it is
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Its not a matter of opinion, it is factually a genocide.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just awful response. "Actually the early zionist settlers had some legitimate concerns". Really miserable work here. Thank god the debate has moved past this mealy mouthed nonsense.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh damn is it Axios in 2023 already?
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn he can't summer in the 4th reich
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Brhannada @brhannadart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This image in the replies was particularly funny to me
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wrongo
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry victory is not actually measured by KDA in real life.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kinda funny all this attempted reputation laundering through friendly journalists is actually making the Biden admin look worse. We hated the guy we kept shovelling billions of dollars to! Forgive us and give us jobs in the next Dem admin!
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hamas could vanish tomorrow and another militant liberation movement would spring up in its place overnight. A UN blue helment force occupying Israel and dismantling the IDF might actually end the genocide and allow something approaching peace.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now thats an arms shipment to Israel I can get behind
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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of those hyper realistic fan versions of Homer Simpson
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not to mention the logical follow up to the insane "they'd just get weapons elsewhere" argument. OK?!? So we should keep shovelling them bombs for the love of genocide? If its gonna happen either way why not our flag on the orphan obliterators being used? Its the only conclusion to that argument!
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also if the flow on effect of a US end to arms transfers gave cover for EU and other countries to apply some higher level of sanctions more generally their economy would collapse overnight.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can't legally wage war against a populace you occupy soz bro
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These passages are just lies though you get that right? This is just biden admin officials lying to justify their horrendous actions.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ask a kindergartener if you can borrow an actual political ideology to believe in sometime
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You don't get it mate, its not the Wests fault its the "Russian elite" that the West explicitly created's fault.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
had a candidate wear a button cuff shirt to a job interview instead of french cuffs so i sent him back to whichever trailer park he crawled out of
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was fantastic
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Congrats fossil fuel supporters! You've got the most disruptive possible rapid transition to renewables! Sounds like they should have accepted a structured centrally led aggressive transition rather than burying their heads in a pile of lobbying cash.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Actual poetry
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1:
A woman and a man sit on a low stone wall in a park. The woman is upset; the man listens.

WOMAN: And now the Democrat in the race is backing some anti-trans laws! I’m not sure I can vote for that.

MAN (thinking): Uh-oh. Democrats need every vote. How can I convince her to vote for the Democrat anyway?

Panel 2:
The woman and man walk through the park, the woman ahead of him.

WOMAN: Of course, the Republican is even worse. But if Democrats turn against trans people… I’m so frightened.

MAN (thinking): I’ve got to be empathetic and persuasive.

Panel 3:
Close-up of the man, looking thoughtful with his hand on his chin.

WOMAN (off-panel): Look at what happened to the UK — they’ve now got two anti-trans parties. If we let that happen here, trans rights are dead.

MAN (thinking): Okay, I think I know how to reassure her and get her vote.

Panel 4:
The man is suddenly furious, leaning toward the startled woman and pointing at her.

MAN: You’re a Trump supporting moron and you deserve to die!

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
PANEL 1:
A good dog with a halo peers out a window. A hand sticks out of a hole in a tree holding a sign that says SEND CANDY.

PANEL 2:
Groucho peeks from behind some bushes. A poster nailed to a tree reads "Background gag to come and it'll be so funny!" A bad rabbit (we know it's bad because it's smoking) sits beside a bad worm (also smoking). A bottle lying in the grass is labeled "BARRY BEER" and has a disturbed-looking drawing of Barry. A mouse holds a knife to a cat; the cat raises its front paws in surrender.

PANEL 4:
A giant mouse (?) in a shirt and tie sits on the wall reading a newspaper, called "Daily Blah Blah," whose headline says "Literate Rodent Escapes Lab."
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry mb hadn't taken a look at her pronouns.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This person is talking about politicians and civil society leaders who are incredibly powerful and failing. That is the people they are saying we should be nicer to, just to be clear. No one is doing this to the average punter.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This was such a great throughline on twitter for months, just incredible work.
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
US military probably incapable of producing a Free Officers Movement. The opportunity to be American Qaddafi is right there, you just need to have the will to become it. I feel like the people sitting in a room at the pentagon listening to Jake and Logan Paul had to at least consider it.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even putting aside the genocide if you don't really care about that them not throwing trump and half his admin in the slammer for their blatant crimes in office allowing them back in for a second term will be the defining act of his presidency.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Come on man you want them to just lay their necks on the executioners block rather than run the risk your favourite politicians might stand for something actually righteous for once in their miserable lives.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sounds like a pretty lame web series ngl
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YJB @yjb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hasan was absolutely right
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These young conservatives are dressed like every young conservative loser in every country on the planet. Here's 3000 words on why thats actually a pretty big deal.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good bipartisan Starmerite inciting of racist hatred. Congrats on your birth yesterday!
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well to be fair you're only a professor of history at Louisiana Tech, not like you'd know any history.
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TWOMARD @twomard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck yeah run these dogs out of town. Time to start learning from not punishing Bush era war criminals.
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