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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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PSL_4Loko @psl4loko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The whole speech is good, but this part in particular is particularly relevant now. www.trumanlibrary.gov/library/publ...
A screenshot of a section of the linked speech by former President Harry Truman:

I've seen it happen time after time. When the Democratic candidate allows himself to be put on the defensive and starts apologizing for the New Deal and the fair Deal, and says he really doesn't believe in them, he is sure to lose. The people don't want a phony Democrat. If it's a choice between a genuine Republican, and a Republican in Democratic clothing, the people will choose the genuine article, every time; that is, they will take a Republican before they will a phony Democrat, and I don't want any phony Democratic candidates in this campaign.

But when a Democratic candidate goes out and explains what the New Deal and fair Deal really are--when he stands up like a man and puts the issues before the people--then Democrats can win, even in places where they have never won before. It has been proven time and again.
We are getting a lot of suggestions to the effect that we ought to water down our platform and abandon parts of our program. These, my friends, are Trojan horse suggestions. I have been in politics for over 30 years, and I know what I am talking about, and I believe I know something about the business. One thing I am sure of: never, never throw away a winning program.
This is so elementary that I suspect the people handing out this advice are not really well-wishers of the Democratic Party.
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Lost Kender @alostkender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck John Roberts and his sycophantic corrupt court.
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And actually I'm so glad that I was the one and only person in the whole world who took pandemic masking with the exactly perfect level of seriousness without going overboard
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
11/ Even Navatek’s executives were surprised at how far their money went in D.C. “It was eye-opening for me, frankly. ‘Oh my God, all of it is for sale. It’s all for sale,’” former executive Eric Schiff said.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 18/09/2026
*smashes bottle against table* STOP STEALING OUR GOOGLY EYES AND USING THEM TO PRETEND YOU MADE GOD
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NFL Leadership: oh no, tv viewership is declining, however could this have happened? Also NFL Leadership: let's scatter the games across five different paid subscription platforms, making them spend a thousand dollars to watch what used to be free
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
To be clear, I'm not saying that they used Lindsey Graham as a blood sacrifice to bring Mitch McConnell back from the dead. I'm just saying that if they were to have done so, I believe Lindsey Graham offered himself up willingly
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Kevin Sievers @diplotomodon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Philadelphia city council meeting this Thursday to fight for the Academy of Natural Sciences. Local folks should be there at 8:45am, press conference at 9, meeting starts at 10. More to come save-the-academy.org
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action alert: thursday @ 10am there is a city council meeting. assemble at 8:45.
philly folks, we need you there.
room 400, city hall. bring friends, family, kids, everyone. more details soon.
save-the-academy.org
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love that the official Philadelphian response to the snowballs at Santa Claus story (demonstrated perfectly here) is 1) What the fuck it was in 1968 why are you still on us about that bullshit? followed immediately by 2) Look, that fucking Santa Claus was garbage and had it coming.
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 13/09/2026
Many people are saying it: Go Birds
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Incandescently angry at my senator again
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And if I say this is actually art?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/09/2026
Trump's White House boldly answering the question, what if the Klan made shitty mobile ripoff games
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just a reminder that elon musk is a nazi who has put in motion an ongoing genocide against Black people, expected to kill 14 million. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/elon-musk-...
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Elon Musk is committing a genocide
The worst is not really covered as the worst.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Liberals say the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our democracy. They’re wrong— the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our republic.
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brent sewer socialist🚰🌹 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The thing is that Maxine Waters has been a good elected official and ahead of the curve on many issues but you stay in Congress until you’re 90 and you will leave as a villain
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank you to the people telling me this won't happen, it would never have occurred to me to be cynical about the Democratic party
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 25/08/2026
gonna honor the Auntie of the World's passing by making my hair big, my top low cut, and going to do some more volunteering
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was all the best things that make humans human and she should have been allowed to live forever
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey Death, literally could not have been further from the intended target. Bring her back and fix it.
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am once again asking news apps to button up on what counts as "breaking news"
A NewsBreak news alert from August 23, 2026, informing me of Baby Jessica, the toddler who fell into a well in 1987
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John Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
J. Jonah Jameson meme where he’s saying:

GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN 
BEATING UP JAKE LANG
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I gotta apologize to the Twilight fans as a reformed Potterhead, if you'd asked me 15 years ago which book's author would be best known now for hating queer people, I would've gone with the Mormon lady with extremely obvious hangups about gender and sex My bad
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Yohannanx @yohannanx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It would honestly be less embarrassing if they were having sex.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i don't like wars and i don't want wars and i specifically did not want this war. but if we are going to have wars we should win them, and if we can't win them we should lose them for reasons that are less fucking stupid than "the enemy declined to acknowledge our declared victory condition"
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And it should be ringing alarms very loudly for anyone who isn’t an antisemite too cowardly to be honest about their bigotry that whenever American Jews anywhere on the center-to-left part of the political spectrum point this out, the assumption is that we’re lying because we’re secretly right wing.
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Nails the Tabaxi 🍉 @nailsthetabaxi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's bad enough he's a fascist pedophile rapist, him also having the most atrocious taste possible is just insult to injury.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/08/2026
El-Sayed: "To me Medicare for All is not about what it takes away, it's about what it offers: Guaranteed health insurance from cradle to grave."
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you owe a woman 5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/08/2026
We created this guide for anyone who could experience a miscarriage in a state with abortion restrictions. We wrote it in consultation with dozens of doctors, including those who regularly treat patients who are miscarrying 👇
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If You’re Pregnant, Here’s What You Should Know About the Medical Procedures That Could Save Your Life
Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds themselv...
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 05/08/2026
When El-Sayed wins I expect everyone to be very normal about it
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Haley Stevens is up 2 points in her home county while El-Sayed is up 36 points in his
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I said on tiktok that is was weird and creepy to record strangers without their permission and put them online and someone told me I was saying it was wrong to film ice officers Just unplug it all, we're done
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sorry to be Uncle Marxism but employer-based healthcare is a tool of social control for the ruling class
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Mitch McConnell soft launching his funeral must be what edging feels like
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Doom is a disservice to the struggle and it dishonors the dead like Renee Good and Alex Pretti who gave their lives to protest this Administration and its act.
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the tate bros aren't just rapists, they're believers in rapism
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
pedocon is a theory like gravity
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The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Somewhere in this country, a person has gone to the hospital for suspected cyclospora only to be told that they've just got original recipe explosive diarrhea
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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
SOON!
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Getting into dumbass avoidable wars to suck up to a draft dodger is penis. Listening to NatSec experts is vagina.
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Cyclosporiasis foodborne infection” is long, complicated, and nonspecific. How about we rename the disease for the cause and identify it as Trump Diarrhea Syndrome, or TDS for short.
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