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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What do I have to do to get the name of the senator who was taking advice on tech from a child in a bathroom stall?

Soon he was taking Zoom calls with a U.S. senator to discuss tech regulation. “He was like, Hey, I don’t feel comfortable meeting a minor in a high school bathroom. So I showed up with a green screen.”

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

And if I say this is actually art?

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I am once again asking news apps to button up on what counts as "breaking news"

A NewsBreak news alert from August 23, 2026, informing me of Baby Jessica, the toddler who fell into a well in 1987

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I saw this on tiktok the other day and it spoke to me

Julesthevibe on tiktok with a caption that says "doomerism is a weak man's game and a cowards way out"

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It's the Washington Post's sports section from Sunday, I literally looked it up and it took two minutes. Conspiracy theory all you want, but that was verifiable information

Screen shot of the washington post sports page from Sunday july 12

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Frasier! (I made this one by the way)

A hand holds out a fraisier cake, a strawberry and cream cake with cut strawberries lining the edges, red marzipan rolled out on top and topped with a line of strawberries and cream

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Islamic economic warfare secured, plus the weekly special at the ice cream place next to the halal cart was dirty chai soft serve with cinnamon flakes topping (not pictured because I had to eat it so quickly before it became soup)

A Styrofoam containter of lamb over rice with salad, delicious and messy

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

"I thought that rewarding his behavior with another term and making sure he never faced any consequences at all would make him learn his lesson and am just shocked that he is behaving the exact same as he has for 80 years."

Jose, 62, Florida, Latino, independent, employment specialist: I thought he'd learned his lesson and was going to prove to everybody that he learned from his mistakes and was going to turn the country around and he was going to be a stellar president. But it's turned out to be a horror movie. I was so wrong woth the vote for him

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Well sure, that seems like a reliable and unbiased source

From the New York Post: "No Kings demonstrations in Portland, Oregon got out of hand in the evening with protesters sporting gas masks attacking police officers who were trying to control the crowd, according to video posted on X by FreedomNews.tv. There was no immediate word on arrests."

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

#xpncountdown I'm gonna assume this is a typo, but I would love to think somehow a song originally from the Norman Conquest made it onto the list

A list of the decades that original songs off of wxpn's 885 best covers list are from that includes, at the bottom, one song originally recorded in the 1060s

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

This summed it up for me. To them, being a man means getting to hit women who displease them

How did he envision the masculine role, then? "A real man provides discipline, and any talking back or acting out is asking for punishment," he said

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Federal agents threw naked children into the backs of vans and separated them from their parents. We now don't know where some of these kidnapped children are or what happened to them

Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers, she said

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I'm so glad they are forcing AI on us all, its so helpful and correct all the time

Image of Google's AI overview reading "The last person to serve in the House of Representatives and be elected president was Donald Trump, who won the 2024 presidential election. Although he did not serve in the House immediately before his election, he had previously served from 2017 to 2021."

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I fear I'm too American to understand what this means

Linehan also posted about someone with the name Tarquin, which Faure Walker said was the defendant's "derogatory term" for the complainant. Asked how the Tarquon name came to be uses Brooks told the court: "It is apparently to do with my poshness."

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Here's a photo of a previous frasier I made, although the one I made my mom added blueberries (don't tell the french) #food

A hand holding a fraisier cake with cut strawberries along the edges and decorating the red marzipan top

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Amy Klobuchar is gentle parenting my Senator. Love that for us

"Good thoughts, Senator Fetterman," Senator Amy Klobuchar, Democrat of Minnesota, said encouragingly after Mr. Fetterman finished his turn questioning Mr. Altman

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Trump says he owns the store that is America

Well, what did he say?

Trump: if people want to- well, we all want to make deals. But I am this giant store. Its a giant beautiful store and everybody wants to go shopping there. And on behalf of the American people, I own the store, and I set prices and I'll say, if you want to shop here, this is what you have to pay

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

My news app is constantly giving me this click-baity notifications and I fall for it every time because one day, it will finally be what I'm hoping it os

Phone notification from Tuesday December 31, 2034 of a news app called News Break, the clipped notification reads "Mitch McConnell, Senate's longest-serving leader, leaves be'" which, due to its truncated nature gives the reader the elusive hope that perhaps today is the day that I have finally outlived Mitch McConnell. But alas, it is not

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

"Single women today just have impossibly high standards. They need to be more realistic if they want to settle down." The impossibly high standards in question:

"Ms. Camino, for her part, has dabbled in dating since her partner left but hasn't yet met anyone who shares her values, someone who is funny and - she hesitates to use the word "feminist" - won't just roll his eyes and say something about being on her period whenever she voices an opinion."

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Vance's defense about why it's okay to make racist jokes about Puerto Rico sure is...something

"Our country was built by frontiersmen who conquered the wilderness" Vance said. "We're not going to restore the greatness of American civilization if we get offenses at every little thing. Let's have a sense of humor and let's have a little fun."

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Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

Checked Twitter for a hot sec. Man, that Elon guy sure was a genius when he told advertisers to go fuck themselves

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