Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 15hI think it's that if Paxton is broke, he can't pay her alimony anymore 030
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 15hI don't know man, I think people just don't listen to the radio anymore 000
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 18hGosh, remember when republicans used to make you resign if you were a pedophile? 140
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One more injury and I'm going to have to play for the Eagles 010
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As a native Philadelphian, I give Talarico permission to go to Dallas and tell them that Paxton is trying to win Eagles fans 131
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Even Eagles fans don't hate Texas enough to inflict Paxton on them 110
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just watched the second Ken Paxton ad this game. I live in Philadelphia. What is the logic here? 010
Reposted by ZoëThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Should Republicans distance themselves from their top donor, who is fighting a ban on AI-generated nude images in court 1137180
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is a lawmaker who filmed and posted himself playing fuck marry kill with his five year old and forcing him to smoke a cigar "But the children" the GOP screams 000
Reposted by ZoëKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/08/2025If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: Doesn’t matter if it’s awful Doesn’t matter if it’s nice If it confirms your bias, check it twice! ::clap clap:: 191741683
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Katie Britt is way too dumb to be the smartest senator from Alabama 1173
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know the actual hearing was covered under the speech and debate clause, but doesn't this cross over to defamation/slander? He can't exactly say he doesn't know that it's false after getting publicly Klobbed 000
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nice little dig there about her knowing her Midwestern teams as Schmidt is the Senator from Missouri 1605
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I recently did a typing test for an assessment at my physical therapy and they were blown away by how fast I type. I told them it was actually slow for me because of the injury Mavis Beacon was the only game on my parents computer 110
Reposted by ZoëBeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins 4559771116
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A couple weeks ago a woman on Tiktok made a video about how she posted a video of her in the car on Facebook and it autogenerated the question "who is the child in the backseat" and then if you clicked it, the next question was where she lived Both answered accurately with plenty of photos 000
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I do actually believe that if we band together, we can bully Fetterman into resigning. He seems to really hate his job 010
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I honestly was beginning to count Beshear out for 2028 but this is so good 020
Reposted by ZoëVoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.” 6855461027
Reposted by ZoëPSL_4Loko @psl4loko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The whole speech is good, but this part in particular is particularly relevant now. www.trumanlibrary.gov/library/publ... 5461180
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Read the picture before the caption and I genuinely thought it was a Beshear speech at first. Thought it was a bit strange he was talking about the New Deal, but otherwise it is exactly relevant to 2026 1190
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If it was any other year, it'd be a lock but this year, I think it'll be 9-5 010
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think people want him to pay for what he's done. To know that all he built is crumbling into ash underneath his weight. 000
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chuck Grassley was born the same week as the first tampon was patented 061
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comFlorence Pugh: You're PsychoticAlt: Florence Pugh looking like a living angel saying "you're psychotic" 0110
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There's also one right before the 2020 election where Jess and Cece are canvassing for Hillary and Schmidt runs around the campaign office yelling "Paul Ryan 2020" into the phones. But on the plus side, he hates Trump and names his daughter after RBG so I guess he got better 030
Reposted by ZoëLost Kender @alostkender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck John Roberts and his sycophantic corrupt court. 01127
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And actually I'm so glad that I was the one and only person in the whole world who took pandemic masking with the exactly perfect level of seriousness without going overboard 000
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The hope was that it would bring in more people who would then buy more drinks and that is basically the only way for a bar to fix an underlying money problem 140
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I had a friend denied housing in west philly because of their star sign. Multiple times 030
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do you actually think that's a person? Someone who is an eligible Texas voter on bluesky who is watching the polls on the races over a month out with glee but is not actually intending to vote? I don't. Seems like you just want to smug scold 010
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 23/09/20263. When push comes to shove, most of them are fucking cowards 1190
Reposted by ZoëProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/202611/ Even Navatek’s executives were surprised at how far their money went in D.C. “It was eye-opening for me, frankly. ‘Oh my God, all of it is for sale. It’s all for sale,’” former executive Eric Schiff said. 91719425
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I was recently waiting at a red light next to a car blasting some clearly ai generated audio story. An ai inflection telling a stupid and badly crafted story in stilted ai speak. I just was baffled why anyone would subject themselves to that willingly, let alone subject me to it unwillingly 020
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I also can't say conclusively, but I bet if you have a stutter and are required by your college to take a public speaking course for an unrelated major, you could probably talk to the disability services for an accommodation. 000
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Honestly, taking away the cameras may be the only consequence he cares about 021
Reposted by ZoëK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 18/09/2026*smashes bottle against table* STOP STEALING OUR GOOGLY EYES AND USING THEM TO PRETEND YOU MADE GOD 8609118
Zoë @twodotsknowwhy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026NFL Leadership: oh no, tv viewership is declining, however could this have happened? Also NFL Leadership: let's scatter the games across five different paid subscription platforms, making them spend a thousand dollars to watch what used to be free 000
