Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026very funny that Ed Sheeran's statement was like "I have to continue with my tour, I have a duty to all the supporting acts and musicians who rely on me" and then all his supporting acts were like "nope, no you don't, seeya later" 864244
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Bluesky should count how many replies were started but not sent. Further subdivided by saved drafts and discarded. 000
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137493530
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 07/05/2026@ryanmontbleau.bsky.social I was going through my old CDs when I noticed this promise. Do you recall coming to Louisville, KY again? No judgement here, just curious. 120
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Everything is because he couldn't buy the Buffalo Bills. 000
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment… 361134592357
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping No Context College Basketball @contextfreecbb.bsky.social · 07/03/2026 14839125
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge. 304448591
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy. 20168061311
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Mad magazine created Pete Buttigeig in 1968 030
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 14/02/2026once again asking Democrats to stop saying "this is not who we are" and instead say "this is what Republicans have made us" 429248
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026This MFer said "in theater", they have librarians and knitting clubs blowing whistles at them 737183
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones. 7484505211543
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 08/01/2026This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it. Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you. 121312713
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Ohh "America First" was a hit list 108326415282
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading? 314600747
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Bottle Rocket Nice Guys Superbad Tropic Thunder Euro Trip Out Cold Lebwoski 000
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/12/2025generational discourse can be solved once and for all by distinguishing between "remembers no computers", "remembers no personal computers", and "remembers no cell phones". everything before that fought in wars. everything after that is, best case scenario, inventing the borg 411128115
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025The reason why the 12-team playoff superior is that your response to any team left out is "should've won more games, not my problem" 4707
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping 〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 02/12/2025james cameron every couple of years for some reason: 36108293074
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 13/11/2025CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret 1289181730
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/10/2025SNAP benefits expire in one week. 476164594867
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 22/10/2025these should all be mass-produced. every single one. 201247306
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 02/10/2025This is illegal, plain and simple, with penalties including removal from federal service, debarment from federal employment for five years, and a fine of $1000. 5 U.S.C. § 7326. A country which valued the rule of law would enforce its laws. 362353791
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 12/09/2025POV, you're Sturgill Simpson or Spiderman 010
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping The Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2025Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name 1174132308
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025My latest for the New York Times: 402121339
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Every American Pope has come from a state included in Sufan's 50 states album project. 010
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I watched this and i am now deceased 51928177
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 23/03/2025This is when television peaked youtu.be/Nwi_kE0gy94?...youtu.beS2E9: Paul Scheer & Jason Mantzoukas in "One Man's Trash"YouTube video by Chris Gethard 000
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are. 123127232766
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Return to work mandates always fill the air with palpable dread. The ruling class never learns. 000
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/01/2025tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap 1334818968
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11/01/2025when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code 191694350
