Reposted by Two Cats Jumping Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026very funny that Ed Sheeran's statement was like "I have to continue with my tour, I have a duty to all the supporting acts and musicians who rely on me" and then all his supporting acts were like "nope, no you don't, seeya later" 864244
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Parents dropped off a box of my old cards and I pulled all the Norms aside. 010
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Thank you for sharing all of that. There's so much strengthand pride in counting the days as they climb but nothing comes close to the exhilaration of the day you realize, "I have no doubt I can continue this." It's the closest we come to feeling like we beat something we know is never defeated. 110
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Someone finds that in 5000 years and the pic is an recreation of what they think he looked like 000
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This appears to have included the wrong link 000
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Bluesky should count how many replies were started but not sent. Further subdivided by saved drafts and discarded. 000
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Bruce Buffer explaining to his brother the secret to his blue ribbon stew: It's Thyme!!!! 010
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Guy spends a few hundred thousand on a guitar because of how it sounds then gets a new set of chompers like it won't change his voice. He's a hypocritical blowhard that sniffs his own farts. And he was awful to his wife in that HBO doc. I called the divorce then 110
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 09/07/2026And Isbell turned into a bit of a loser. A real nexus that tweet 110
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Like Willi Nelson. Also everyone gets accused of not paying taxes in Spain 020
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137493530
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Telemundo does the commercial, err hydration breaks much better too. 010
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Sizu. You can feel surprisingly cultured after watching because it's a foreign film. 040
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 26/05/2026People who look after themselves live longer. 100
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I haven't followed much this year but losing Coach Danny Cruz at a very awkward time is probably a cause or a symptom. 110
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I won the Taco Bell Cease Fire award and now I'm hungry 010
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I think this was the Xavier Rudd show. It was Bonnaroo weekend and too many folks left town for that. Thanks for chatting with an over-eager 19 yr old guy that night. 110
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's not a road it's a runway and have we got a pilot ready for lift off... 010
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 07/05/2026@ryanmontbleau.bsky.social I was going through my old CDs when I noticed this promise. Do you recall coming to Louisville, KY again? No judgement here, just curious. 120
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Everything is because he couldn't buy the Buffalo Bills. 000
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 29/04/20262% - 3% of Teslas are involved in an accident. share.google/4jSfpxTxW8JS... 020
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 23/04/2026When he doesn't look like Dan Ackroyd, he looks like Van Morrison. A true master of disguise 140
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 22/04/2026"yeah, i could read the same words over and over again each month but I love to push myself as an Onion subscriber." Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of 030
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Being scared of being fired is disqualifying for an intelligence agency. Of course you're going to get fired. Everyone is going to get fired. He had a whole show about it. We knew you're getting fired; we thought you did too. 040
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I rejected the folks that kept saying, "chill it's the 90s" for the past couple years. Thank you for supporting me with more evidence for my alt theory, "alert, it's the combo of mid to late 70s and 00s" 010
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 16/04/2026If you purchase a 4 day pass you're invited to participate in a psych study 010
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Let's do graduated property taxes. Tax excess bedrooms, sqft, undeveloped land, etc 000
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment… 361134592357
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 10/04/2026My "I'm not corrupt" sash has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sash 010
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 14/03/2026The booker thing is such a terrible idea from an optics standpoint. It's right wing fuel. They're going to be able to villainize a large part of the population by saying "they don't pay any taxes." It won't matter that they make up a big part of that group. 020
Two Cats Jumping @twocatsjumping.bsky.social · 13/03/2026They should look towards a Cincinnati native with a respectable 21-11 record. Great coach with a pedigree for strong blocking but falls apart when the masks come off. 200
Reposted by Two Cats Jumping No Context College Basketball @contextfreecbb.bsky.social · 07/03/2026 14839125
