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feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook FF14 main: Empyria Yoko ♥ Mateus ♥ Crystal DC (equinsu ocha, white devil)

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Brian @monroe8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The G Train Nermal!!!
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☀️ @tscrant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
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The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tomwalkerisgood

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
The thing liberals fundamentally don't understand is that trans people are losing rights they already had. We're not asking for more, we're asking not to lose what we already had for decades. Most sports leagues and the Olympics had inclusion criteria for decades without issue.
Screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) exchange discussing political pragmatism and the Overton window.
The initial post by onion person (@CantEverDie) reads:
> "doesn't matter, this is about what the right is able to push with the overton window. first its democrats needing to disavow trans women in sports to get elected, next it'll be agreeing to ban access to HRT to get elected. we've seen how this plays out"
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A reply from Nick Pappas (@NickAPappas) reads:
> "Are you insane? The Overton window didn’t even include this discussion until recently. The public has never been in favor of desegregating the sports by sex.
> Personally I’m glad Barack Obama ran against gay marriage in 2008. Not because that was the right position, or one he even actually held, but because he knew the public wasn’t with him on it. If he hadn’t won he wouldn’t have been able to appoint 2 of the justices who ultimately voted in the majority for Obergefell.
> Lincoln in 1860 didn’t even run on abolishing slavery! He just wanted to stop its expansion. And thankfully he did that and won because a more extreme and morally correct position would have lost. As a result he was able to win the Civil War and push through the 13 amendment.
> Political practicality is the entire history of progress in America. There’s no other way."
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Her: is it cool if I come over? Me:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my links: godivaghoul.com
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 03/09/2026
Protip: you do not have to watch the new Harry Potter trailer. I did not watch the new Harry Potter trailer, and I am doing great. If I had watched the new Harry Potter trailer, I am sure to have felt regretful and like I had betrayed many wonderful trans folks just living their lives.
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Asahi's Corrections Officer @ comm grind!!! @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG GAMERS I WILL DO A GIVEAWAY WITH TWO!!! WINNERS!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHH 🌸Like & RT to enter! 🌸Must be following (new is ok!) 🌸MUST LIKE ASAHI (NON NEGOTIABLE) 🌸Ends 9/3 at 12am EST!!!!!!!
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Train Gal 🟥🟪🟦 @traingalart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The distracted boyfriend meme

A man looking at another woman while with his partner.

Man's text box: "Bluesky"
Partner's text box: "spreadsheet people"
Other woman's text box: "lasagna is unrelated"
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think if certain liberals spent a month reading about cults of personality inside the 3rd Reich, they’d come out the other side dead eyed and foaming at the mouth. The alarm bells have been ringing for years and some of these people are still doing the whole “Have some compassion” kabuki.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“having a bizarre obsession with a daddy figure is not uncommon in right-wing households” good point Amy, people on the right are freaks. they’re freaks and they’re worse than us.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i will not feel badly for any of these people, because politics is not a dumb little game among Serious People for debate perverts. they are both nightmarishly awful people who deserve far worse than any level of questioning and mockery could ever produce
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
michael wolff’s hard drives should be seized by a guerrilla army of journalists who will actually write the fucking stories that need to be written instead of waiting for a personally advantageous moment to trickle them out
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
they got the date wrong he died on 9/10
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TwistedCrow @twistedcrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
it'd be crazy to expect The Strokes to top The New Abnormal as a popular rock album but I didn't expect them to release its evil sibling as a follow-up i've been listening through Reality Awaits since it released and can't get enough www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCyU...
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The Strokes - Dine N'Dash (Audio)
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
pickle down rickonomics
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🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth! It costs 0$ to repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. I sell pins, compression gloves, artist gloves, back braces, knee braces, wrist braces, compression socks, cute bags & more! Store: Bibipins.com
5 Oval shaped pins with gold outlines with an oval cutout in the middle with a yellow slideable star:

Spoons: Lavender background
Hunger Scale: Red background
Migraine Scale: Blue background
Speaking vs Non Speaking: Green background

The first one has SHE, THEY, HE on top. At the bottom there's HER, THEM, HIM. White background.Galaxy and Moon Bunny Compression gloves Galaxy, Cat and Mushroom Wrist Braces Galaxy and Moon Bunny Artist/Drawing Gloves
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DAVE 🔥 @shadowbingers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#FFXIVMODS #XIVMODS #XIVMODDING ✨ Happy Juneteenth! I'm INSANELY happy to present the FFXIV Black Modding Compendium! ✨ Please read the first tab for important notes and disclaimers. More details in the thread below. 🧵 docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
FFXIV Black Modding Compendium
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Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 18/06/2026
Point blank in broad daylight
Listen, I was really happy when he was elected. I admit it. I think it was good for Israel. And, in the beginning, it was. But today I don’t know what to think. I am really in shock.

It’s hard to fathom.

I don’t have a lot of moments like this. I don’t remember someone in modern history who would go with you and do wonderful things, and then suddenly disappear and go against you. So now I am the bad guy? I supported you! I was the good guy! How did I become the bad guy, and the Ayatollah is the good guy?

This is why I was wondering whether you had ever observed Donald Trump.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I HAVE UNLOCKED THE GREATEST ENDING IN VIDEO GAMES I WAS EXILED FROM THE PALACE AND USED MY FORTUNE THAT MY ONCE POTENTIAL HUSBAND GAVE ME TO INVENT THE NON STICK PAN AND NOW I'M RICH!!!
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TwistedCrow @twistedcrow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Frodo: All Right, Then. Keep Your Secrets.
Alt: Frodo: All Right, Then. Keep Your Secrets.
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 09/06/2026
People are so hungry for cool weird original things and we would have an endless buffet if people had any kind of stability to work from. Its so frustrating that there maybe 10 guys holding back what could be an insane artistic, cultural, and economic renaissance and we get nothing in return
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Good Smile Company @en.goodsmile.com · 06/06/2026
#GoodSmileFest2026 Figure Update! Good Smile Company Junji Ito x Sanrio Characters Gyaru Tomie x Hello Kitty Web Gallery: gallery.goodsmilefest.com/2026/en/#… #GyaruTomie #JunjiItoHelloKittyCollaboration #JunjiIto #SanrioCharacters #goodsmile
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026
Last Living Millennial Dies
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/05/2026
Drawing of cartoonist Stan Kelly frowning at the viewer. Quoted post is a picture of the Metallica song title “ManUNkind”
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Queen shit
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think about this often
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TwistedCrow @twistedcrow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It’s getting clowned on for autotune but I really like the new songs from The Strokes youtu.be/-ZdSZN7LdqY?...
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The Strokes - Falling out of Love (Audio)
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I realize this puts me in oft mocked MMT territory, but it seems to me the value of taxing the rich is not to fund government but to compress the wealth distribution, so as to ensure those up top are not so disproportionately wealthier than others as to be able to exercise vast undemocratic power.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/05/2026
I can't believe we turned "Laptop Worker" into a term of derision. We now have the tech and business models to allow millions of people to make a living in ways unthered to a farm plot, assembly line,, or cubicle. That's very cool! Do not project your weird yearning for the mines on to me.
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Lunaphie @lunaphie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Made a cute little Dorohedoro Caiman x Big Challenges mash up ♥
"You are not the one"
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
when I say things like “this is downstream of Dems not believing in anything” people jump into my replies and say Dems believe in abortion, fighting racism, and LGBT rights, and the answer to that is: not according to the scoreboard
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JovialJovian @jovial-jovian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Republican Party is a lost cause, but I understand the sentiment of wanting a functional conservative party. What he's not recognizing is that the Democrats *are* the conservative party, what America lacks is a functioning liberal party.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
🚨 URGENT: We are running out of time. There is an illegal plan moving forward right now to completely gut the US Forest Service. Don't scroll past this—it takes exactly 30 seconds to send a letter to your representatives. Click here and do it now: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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Tell Congress: Stop Trump’s Illegal Plan to Destroy the US Forest Service
Contact Congress today!
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Docteur Nno @drnno.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
These ending words from @edzitron.com in his latest newsletter about the AI demand problem are so true , and they can be applied to everything that's happening all over the globe. www.wheresyoured.at/premium-the-...
In the end, I think we're going to look back at this era with disgust at the sheer waste and obvious mistakes that were made.
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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The cast of Dungeon Meshi are in the Azim Steppe from Final Fantasy XIV, with Marcille and Chilchuck pointing at Laios and Senshi who have cooking instruments ready to eat Shinryu, who is Zenos.

With the text "They're going to eat Zenos!"
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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AntifaLeader @antifaleader1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
That was a pretty harsh reaction to how I treated you so I’m the victim now
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Incredibly funny bit to give yourself schizophrenia over the most “that guy just for sure got shot” guy of all time best known for arguing with people not old enough to rent a car
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
happy star wars day to this tweet in particular
Tweet by Goblin Boy @swinginpaeteigh

Luke sky walker did not wear black velvet and the Chanel boots to the sarlac pit just for Ju Abrams to say that someone else is gonna be the first gay in starwar. Don't worry mr. sky walker. I
saw your Chanel boots.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.
Infowars.com -- Off Air
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What a sad, sausage party of losers, con men and dupes. Bye bye!
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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