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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morrowind counts as a Halloween game.
Vampire in Morrowind. A high elf woman, her eyes are white, her skin turned from golden to pale yellow.
UESP.netLame corpus in Morrowind. A zombie like humanoid creature with one of the legs and one of the arms disproportionately big.
UESP.netAsh vampire in Morrowind. A dark elf with it's eyes missing.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Hanne Østli Jakobsen @hannejakobsen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Old tweet from march 2023, me: computer say you are alive and hungry. Computer: I am alive and hungry. Me (loading single bullet into gun): may god forgive us for stealing the divine fire of creation
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow
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PixelFerret @pixlferret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's dark mode, gotta use the night glass
The "oceans should not be battlefields" tweet but it's upside down because night glasses displayed upside down (as the correction would waste precious light)
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Riding With Robots @ridingrobots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Petroglyphs in the gap, 2022. I definitely wasn't the first person to watch the stars there.
A hillside strewn with boulders under a clear, starry sky. The largest boulder in the foreground has ancient rock art with ladder-like shapes. Photo: Bill Dunford
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heard we are doing lists of our Japanese Animes that inspired us to create a weapon to surpass metal gear. here is mine off the top of my head and in no particular order.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Repeat after me: I am not hornier than Eve Fartlow. I am not hornier than Lowtax. I am not hornier than Liz Franczak. I am not hornier than Liu Bei. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be hornier than I am.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I usually try to explain it like this: picture Chappell Roan as Yoko Taro. Now imagine they're Scandinavian. Doesn't look so much like the Brooks Brothers Riot was caused by fujoshi jacking in now, does it?
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sorry
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acanofjars @discobolos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Waterfox @waterfox.com · 16/09/2026
Mozilla has just announced a partnership with Mistral. One thing that Waterfox won't do is send your browsing history to an AI company. Not through oblivious methods or any other way.
Smart window privacy notice, showing an egregious passage, highlighted.
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
guys like this make being a man so embarrassing lol imo she should have fired the balls directly at their heads to really drive the lesson home.
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
imo it's beautiful that riches have always been in the grips of magical thinking and completely insulated from material reality by their wealth and power. (up until the exact second that they aren't.)
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
reminder that @waterfox.net exists and is absolutely painless to migrate to from FF. mozilla is hellbent on ignoring everything its users want in lieu of courting outside investment. it is going to keep getting worse, so imo abandon that ship before the water keeps working its way past your waist.
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
didn't know what an ed sheeran is today, but I think people really should stop being so mean to him, the muppets have all had it rough since jim henson died.
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I guess google is now vibecoding youtube, because opening a single tab prompted it to use over 30GB of memory as it tried very hard to chew on something and the video title looped infinitely in the titlebar lol genuinely could not believe my eyes what are we doing
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Riding With Robots @ridingrobots.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nice photo but pretty easy to scroll past until you realize it was taken on Mars.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Merry and Pippin saying "But what about Third Rectum?"
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
please allow me to make my most narrowly targeted joke yet: "this is just JIP."
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Morrowind NPCs @morrowind.zip · 11/09/2026
nerevar forget
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
classic tweet
@futurevictim_
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I thought places like this only existed in yakuza
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
not much for conspiracy theories, but a guy named "kirk" getting kirked on kirkmas eve seems awfully coincidental.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thinking about the time I got a "nice" keyboard on sale and then was baffled as to why the configuration software was sending network traffic and occasionally spiking CPU usage, only to discover it was actually like 12 instances of chromium. so I uninstalled it and used generic HID drivers lol
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding Yes
ALT: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding Yes
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/09/2026
i know after having his loyalty betrayed big boss took money from war criminals to fund his dream but this is a bit on the nose
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sony heard people saying "PS5 has no games" and apparently decided to turn this into their actual business model
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/08/2026
blaaaaaggghhhh
barfing cat gravy boat
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
love to live in a society governed by geriatric pedophiles that are much more concerned with whether a guy on twitch likes israel than the machine that can't figure out how many Rs are in "strawberry" being used to send the SWAT team after people for crimes it imagines they might one day do.
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why does zeldo look like a fake video game from an episode of law and order
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
same
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It would be my honour to get run down in the street like a dog by the stock broker trying to change the background on this ultrawide gaming monitor on his way to the most expensive grocery store in town to buy a special kind of chips i cant afford
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toadescope 👻 @toadescope.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Screenshot showing that the quoted image has been censored by bluesky moderation. The original image does not display any nudity, it is of a nude statue already censored by the addition of a bra
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swimming in the Moscow River. USSR, 1987
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Foos @borzoi.photography · 02/09/2026
crazy that america won't adopt transit systems like this
a jpeg of morrowind's various transit systems and how they interact/intersect.
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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
remember when every 3 years a new GPU could render twice as much geometry at twice the resolution for 50% of the cost? yeah, well, now they cost $1400, halve your framerate, and do this.
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