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Matt

@twink-fantasy.bsky.social
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idiot lizard🦎 @idiotlizard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
August 22, 2026) Forest Hills n3 setlist !! GIZZ RAVE GIZZ RAVE GIZZ RAVE
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Matt @twink-fantasy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why is it lowkey pirates of the Caribbean?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lovely sentiment from a Facebook comment in reference to my book, which reads, “It’s so weird, when I would go over to my late father’s house he would always show me his Far Side coffee table book. Now in October, I’m gonna be the owner of my own form of that. I hope my kids when I have them like the jokes just as much.”
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
More like King Gizzard and the Drizzle Wizards.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i think boarding school teenage masculinity is a part of masculinity but not of manhood. we have to get away from the concept of the opposite of "man" being "woman." the opposite of "man" is "boy"
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Riley - Watch Wigglewood Tales @wigglewood.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey, corrupt governments of the world, take one of these.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I don’t think you could convey modern conservatism in any sort of essay or book as accurately as you could just showing people this image
CPAC tweet about not inviting Elmo to CPAC
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
happy pride to the best simpsons joke
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Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies!
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/05/2026
zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/04/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Thank you for the love on this! I just got a test print and I’m going to make some spacing and size adjustments before I send it off :)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It’s pretty interesting to compare Easter messages from political leaders and then consider which ones the media treats as being out of the mainstream or dangerous
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Lady Laufey @ladylaufey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A photo of Mr. T, with his signature gold chains. A text overlay says, in all-caps text, "Gets his joke format stolen by Chuck Norris" at the top, and below, in a larger font, "Outlives him."
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
frog breath steam tent
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A lot of the people now telling you that generative AI is the future whether you like it or not and you'd better get onboard or be left behind said the exact same shit about the Metaverse
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Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 17/03/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/03/2026
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
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Riley - Watch Wigglewood Tales @wigglewood.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I cast your parents calling you on a Saturday to install some weird Christian app on their old as fuck smart TV
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
new gorillaz day mostly an excuse to revisit the greatest tweet ever made
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Once again, the correct and obvious answer to "Will you vote for Gavin Newsom for president in November 2028?" is as follows: "I will not, because he will not be the Democratic nominee."
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
FRAUD TOMORROW
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse
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Matt @twink-fantasy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Sick as fuck poster recieved
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It’s my birthday, and i get to be the bitch, and birthday bitch says draw this in your style?
A drawing of hate pit saying death to the wizard kings
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 25/01/2026
looking at minneapolis i think that the "good times create soft men soft men create hard times hard times create hard men hard men create good times" thing that all the alt right white supremacists love is true, they're just wrong about which person in it represents them
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
"having DNA from...Roman times" honestly the participation trophy to end all participation trophy. you did it, man. you had ancestors.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
more and more people are saying
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Michael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
In Minneapolis
A Baptist church sign reads Blessed Are the Whistle Blowers for They Play the Music of Salvation
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/01/2026
JD vance is the most “errrrm actually” vice president we’ve ever seen
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Matt @twink-fantasy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My fiancé got us tickets to forest hills day 3 for Christmas!!!!
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
drank
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Jacob (NONAGOD) @nonagod.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
can we do a gamergate about this
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi
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Andrew Hulshult @andrewhulshult.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Happy Birthday to TWO games I can now say that I have worked on... 🙂 DOOM and DUSK!!!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/12/2025
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 02/12/2025
i am a regular guy
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Matt @twink-fantasy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If Star Wars had bombed it would have been rocky horror levels of camp royalty
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
this is hands down the most confusing graphic I have ever seen, I’ve been staring at it for like five full minutes
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/10/2025
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/10/2025
watching donald trumps administration be the most terminally online presidency in history has made me realize that we can never have this again. it’s way too soy, and so so annoying in a completely inescapable way that will hopefully backfire on them
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2025
“everyone is twelve now” theory
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