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Wooks Koepka

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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 19h
River adjacent.
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dump it in the harbor.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BAW GAWD THAT’S GARRETT CROCHET’S MUSIC
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get to watch my favorite team in the postseason today.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@beardjam.bsky.social I just wanna talk…
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roman Anthony not beating the glass allegations.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can’t say “Schlittler blitzes” bro, c’mon.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Sox” - Walter Longfellow
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Red Sox playoff baseball tomorrow.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t feel bad Eagles fans, sometimes you just run into a 38 year old 3rd string buzzsaw.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum vs Andy Dalton?
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What Year Is It?
ALT: What Year Is It?
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🚨DOUBLE WITCHING HOUR🚨
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake “Tua Tagovailoa” Maye
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only reason I can see the Chargers turning things around is the Bills are wearing those uniforms today.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lock in.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lovely night in the Poudre.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They covered the poolside remix of Harvest Moon
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More like Brendan BayMORE imo.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kid in front of me at the gas station had four energy drinks, two sodas, and three big bags of sour patch kids. Lil bro gonna have himself a night!
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Knowledge is knowing his name is Penix Jr. Wisdom is calling him Penis Jr anyway.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is burrito day, praise be 🙏
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jonathan
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What time has JBS been starting?
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Buccs are going to sit for 3 hours just to lose to the Browns.
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Snot Boogie🌲👽🇵🇸🛸🏴‍☠️ @snotboogie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They should play the Benny Hill music anytime the Steelers offense is on the field.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bears in hell.
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you see boobs for the first time vs. when you see boobs for the 500th time
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Phish Dick’s Referee @phishdicksref.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Billy Strings 9/19/26 Ball Arena Denver, CO Seven Weeks in County #BMFS
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
open.spotify.com/album/6xvFXJ...
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Sunshine - Album by Jungle | Spotify
Jungle · album · 2026 · 11 songs
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
8 weeks in county tbh.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🌲🚂🌲
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drop the puck.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight, we shred.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Josh Allen:
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Moose Running Through Deep Snow
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dan Campbell has veins the size of my fingers sticking out of his neck.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Football guy.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God bless chiropractors 🙏
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Billy Saturday, JBS Wednesday, and Umphrey’s the following Saturday. Busy busy busy.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kitchen Dwellers and Dogs in a Pile doing Tony Hawk Pro Skater Halloween sounds sick.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thursday Night Football doesn’t deserve Lions / Bills. The people yearn for Browns / Titans.
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m missing all sorts of time at work this week with my back, and now it appears the staffing agency I got the job from never submitted my insurance paperwork.
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Hank Hill with Water Hose - King Of The Hill
ALT: Hank Hill with Water Hose - King Of The Hill
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn, I was just about to get in to Ed Sheeran too.
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