Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 12hSo I can't say "hey claude you dumb bitch where are my glasses" anymore? 000
Reposted by TwanzioHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And you got your head all the way up it! 08933
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"I don't know women! I'm a cowboy!" I love you @aoaoaoapod.bsky.social 000
Reposted by TwanzioDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck." 931934
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me to my cat as he tries to break out of the screendoor for the 87th time 130
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Grimp and shits. Putting this here to annoy my girlfriend later. 110
Reposted by Twanziosweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“there’s only so much i can do” i say, after doing nothing 527488
Reposted by TwanzioNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils. Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now. 25997342
Reposted by TwanzioDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people. 292005235
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm mad at society for not pushing Ween's 12 Golden Country Greats at me sooner in life 000
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Of course Silicon Valley dudes are preying on 8th graders. Same reason old dudes date 20 year olds. Anyone older would smell their bullshit from miles away 010
Reposted by Twanzioauntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Boyfriend making beans again 011
Reposted by TwanzioMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em. 31042479
Reposted by TwanzioCasino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Every F.B.I. Man across the country had their ears open now. 021
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New Bloc Party album is bad, probably got scammed by a rental application company, but new Sylvan Esso is quite good so not all is lost. 010
Reposted by Twanziojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*” 2345467806
Reposted by TwanzioIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131693349
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Say what you will about The Hobbit movies but watching Galadriel turn an orc into goo is rad as hell 000
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think I helped bully someone into deleting their 80s AI post so that's fun 010
Reposted by TwanzioAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread. 19571771173
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Where do I apply to become a trust fund kid? Is there some type of waiting list? 000
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026They are not side quests. Stop using the language of the oppressors. 000
Reposted by TwanzioViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I don't want to die a hero. I want to live. As a dipshit 643790
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I need to admit I have a problem and that problem is Power Wash Simulator 010
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have this sneaking suspicion that tarps off is going to gamergate the situation to demand some weird shit from the new owners 000
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Weed got me identifying with and making excuses for shaggy from scooby doo 110
Reposted by TwanzioSPOOKYShadz @solvershadz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Donkey Kong holds a barrel in the darkness. 5491181
Reposted by TwanzioGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 226394987140
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Even he can't find a bad thing to say about her. I'm actually surprised. 000
Reposted by TwanzioHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/08/2026The wrong 80-year-old died today. 15940126
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026And the new QotSA is Rolling Stones-y? The dad rock is really hitting this month 000
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Weezer came out with a decent album? The world is healing. 010
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Every few weeks I hear about some new racist made popular by Twitter or Tik Tok and remember why I stopped using those. 000
Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I need to clarify that we were not pissing TOGETHER. Many feet apart. 010
Reposted by TwanzioJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/08/2026malört is spanish for bad ört. not many gente know this 5383973