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that girl is like a sunburn

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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 18h
I was having a hard time getting into The Corrections but the audiobook is making it work for me. These people are miserable.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love baseball, I hate a locker room celebration.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW MOTHERFUCKING LYDIA MILLET LET'S GO
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think my favorite part of moving was when I said “I just don’t see the vision!” at my boyfriend and burst into tears.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At a brewery telling everyone I took (ate?) an edible. I mean, I did.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have climbed ten flights of stairs while moving today so am currently curled up naked on the recliner. It’s 100° outside do not try me.
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Bob Nanna @heybobnanna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
4. "Inner Lover" - Land of Talk music.apple.com/us/album/inn... Heard the new single (it rules) and it immediately put this older one in my head.
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Inner Lover by Land of Talk on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 5:22
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW PATRICK DEWITT NEW PATRICK DEWITT
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶 pissing with my backpack onnnnn
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fast car came on at work and I've my head in my hands
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been reading Creation Lake for over a year now.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At Jiffy Lube alone and thinking about the bear.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Crying at my brother telling me the “feminist punk art exhibit” want his jam. Yeah Kyle I know.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm reading The Corrections and this shit is crazy. Also I disagree with this sentence: "Julia shook her hair back off her temples" what
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never have I deserved the weekly Sex Diary drop like I do this week.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
boyfriend and I are signing a lease so I've chosen this week to be a hormonal nightmare
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man with an accent sat down next to me and my boyfriend immediately put his arm around me lmao
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She is anxiety, she’s in space
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Because why wouldn’t the cat be on the roof at 4:51 am
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
4 am hangxiety is rude
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Boyfriend making beans again
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Literally, the only fat person in all of Lake Forest right now
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
...and you will know us by the trail of bobby pins
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Marianne by Fontaines DC is by Sally Rooney, checks out
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A) are we in hell B) why isn’t hell more fun
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Y’all ever get stuck in the processes of a bra
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They are coming for Mifepristone and have been for a while. I can't tell you how much worse things are going to be if they criminalize it. If you are in NYC, come to our teach in about abortion on October 3: www.interruptingcriminalization.com/events/all/a... - do not be passive.
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Abortion: A Community Teach-In — Interrupting Criminalization
Are you curious about how the rightwing successfully overturned Roe v Wade? Are you wondering how organizers and advocates are thinking about what comes next? Join Interrupting Criminalization for a t...
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Labor Day marks the beginning of my fall knitting” shut the fuck up some of us have jobs, Lisa.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not the wrestling breaking my heart again.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This song’s going to make me do a Garden State. music.apple.com/us/album/lit...
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little things (live) by Adrianne Lenker on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:28
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
just muttered "do I ever learn anything?" to myself
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spending my one precious life stressing out about my yarn job? Are you joking?
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sometimes a nap can ruin your life
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The way any underwear color is showing sweat speaks to my current condition.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
THE TIME IS NOW THE TIME IS NOW THE TIME IS NOW THE TIME IS NOW
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Couldn’t pay for a fucking cloud around here
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Throwing ass to Jon Secada in the living room, temperature be damned
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The heat makes me think everyone hates me meanwhile my boyfriend is adjusting the ac on the hour to make sure I don’t cry in my sleep.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pisters
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Piss pardners
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yall ever watch two men you know piss against a wall in downtown Fullerton
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Honda Fit deez nuts in your Honda Fit
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I need to play pokopia in the bath what is happening
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sorry, I’ve just been in a weird mood since I was seven years old
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Seen Interpol and Tony Hawk introduced them “how are things on the west coast?”
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pitcher just tried to hit Neto and I’ve stormed the field. That’s my son.
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
An Ellis completist in a self-harm sort of way is so relatable. And everyone thinks I’m gay too. Hi I’m Miles.
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