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Twanzio

@twanzio.bsky.social
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Ranting, raving, soapboxing, and poorly formulated (and generally inebriated) evaluations, theories, and observations that I hope my family never sees.

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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 15h
So I can't say "hey claude you dumb bitch where are my glasses" anymore?
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And you got your head all the way up it!
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"that's right, Mr. President!" - some jagoff
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I don't know women! I'm a cowboy!" I love you @aoaoaoapod.bsky.social
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck."
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The smug look on Schmitt's face is pure chefs kiss
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me to my cat as he tries to break out of the screendoor for the 87th time
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The unspoken violence of a trader Joe's on Sunday
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grimp and shits. Putting this here to annoy my girlfriend later.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“there’s only so much i can do” i say, after doing nothing
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils. Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm mad at society for not pushing Ween's 12 Golden Country Greats at me sooner in life
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course Silicon Valley dudes are preying on 8th graders. Same reason old dudes date 20 year olds. Anyone older would smell their bullshit from miles away
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
how's your week been?
Ruptured Testicle for Joshua Kuroda-Grauer
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auntie clockwise @stampedebaby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Boyfriend making beans again
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.
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Casino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every F.B.I. Man across the country had their ears open now.
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New Bloc Party album is bad, probably got scammed by a rental application company, but new Sylvan Esso is quite good so not all is lost.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Say what you will about The Hobbit movies but watching Galadriel turn an orc into goo is rad as hell
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think I helped bully someone into deleting their 80s AI post so that's fun
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Full sugar coca cola you my only friend
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck to the oaf person Fetterman
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where do I apply to become a trust fund kid? Is there some type of waiting list?
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They are not side quests. Stop using the language of the oppressors.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't want to die a hero. I want to live. As a dipshit
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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Casino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You dumb motherfucker!
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need to admit I have a problem and that problem is Power Wash Simulator
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have this sneaking suspicion that tarps off is going to gamergate the situation to demand some weird shit from the new owners
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ever eat 16 triscuits to escape from a shamnistic haze?
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Weed got me identifying with and making excuses for shaggy from scooby doo
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lmfao what are we even doing anymore
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SPOOKYShadz @solvershadz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Donkey Kong holds a barrel in the darkness.
A screencap from a Super Mario Wiki page. The image simply shows Donkey Kong holding a barrel in a dark room with no light sources.

The caption reads "Donkey Kong holds a barrel in the darkness."
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Reaping and sowing and what not. Truly hilarious.
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can think of a 3rd 80 year old, mr grim reaper
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Even he can't find a bad thing to say about her. I'm actually surprised.
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Vera said that?"
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80-year-old died today.
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And the new QotSA is Rolling Stones-y? The dad rock is really hitting this month
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Weezer came out with a decent album? The world is healing.
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Every few weeks I hear about some new racist made popular by Twitter or Tik Tok and remember why I stopped using those.
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Twanzio @twanzio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I need to clarify that we were not pissing TOGETHER. Many feet apart.
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