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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
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"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In some ways, the biggest difference between me and a person who is "successfull in media" is this clip right here. Thompson is summoning every ounce of her strength to sit there and listen to sports praise of a sexual predator. I'd... lose my shit and get fired.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 01/10/2026
gahhhh fuckkkk rahhhhhhhh
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10,000,000 smutty jokes we could be doing with "facial recognition" and we're too focused on how the surveillance state is garbage to get our shit together. what happened to us, bluesky. somewhere in his private cabana at Plato's Retreat, Alf is crying hot, sticky tears
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am advising you to keep saying this in public
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
I've been saying that mf wasn't dead for three very annoying months
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.
But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.

Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened.

Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other
stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues.

Ed was in …What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me.

And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability.

I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed.
Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation.

When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic:
لا شكر على واجب
"La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty.
That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human.

Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people be…
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Y’all seem nice.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 10/09/2026
ITT: Blueanon, taking the words of a gibbering moron seriously and literally
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 10/09/2026
how tf is schizanon back
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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ahem QUIT SHARING TRUMP'S TRUTH SOCIAL AI SLOP. WE KNOW. IF WE WANTED TO SEE IT WE HAVE THE ABILITY. STOP HELPING SPREAD FASCIST PROPAGANDA.
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Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @quincunctial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She was a 32 year old lawyer whose job was to review banking transactions for unethical conflicts of interest - a pretty helpful and necessary thing! You need to go fuck yourself immediately.
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Ed @ed3d.net · 01/09/2026
@safety.bsky.app you have a real problem with glorification of violence and your only solution is to start banning your psychos
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“vice president” a fake title bofa give to location managers btw. she was basically a glorified shift lead, not a c suite demon.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I dunno much about Maness or Anderson but Schlicter is a straight-up fascist who wants to among other things "use the law to ensure blue submission" and "imprison dissenters" to achieve the aim, "force them to be like us."
2021 Schlicter posts: 

For too long red state conservatives have offered to live and let live with blue state liberals but the blues are evangelical Marxists who cannot allow us to provide a counter example of freedom. 1/

So, no more. We must, by any means necessary, force them to be like us. No quarter. No compromise. 2/

Ban CRT, Marxism and anti-American misinformation. Nationalize big tech and academia and mandate conservatism as their operational ideology. Ban leftist media and entertainment from spreading misinformation.3

Penalize barren, non-familial lifestyles through taxes and disqualification from political participation. Establish property and military service qualifications for voting. Increase America’s carbon footprint. Ban masks. Dismantle unions.n4/

Use the law to ensure blue submission. Imprison dissenters. Force them to act against their deepest beliefs to keep their jobs. End all social programs and deport all illegals. Outlaw crime again. 5/
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 30/08/2026
ALL-IN WAS COOL AS HELL #AEW
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 29/08/2026
certainly one of the most ridiculous things I have ever purchased
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Live your life in a way so it is plausible that Kermit the Frog could perform your eulogy
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 26/08/2026
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Silver Fox Rising @silverfoxrising.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Actually pretty funny for a bunch of ex-Republicans to join the Democrats and then immediately start asking other Democrats if they're secret Republicans
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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛 @princessluna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
(Support.bsky.team wtf did you reinstate Schizanon. He’s still obsessively putting people on block lists with inflammatory names. He has learned nothing, and really doesn’t belong on this site, if you crash it out about his blacklist being visible.)
support.bsky.team
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 12/08/2026
@support.bsky.team why did you reinstate the person that I've never interacted with but who keeps adding me to weird occasionally insulting lists?
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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
tbh it does sometimes feel like tripping on acid that "don't commit war crimes" and "people should have healthcare" has become the extremist position
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 10/08/2026
the good ol "I was only pretending to be a fucking idiot" bit.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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gloriouscow.bsky.social @gloriouscow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 06/08/2026
salty today, tends to happen when the libs are having a conspiracy theory party
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 06/08/2026
i agree, how dumb would you have to be to think he's dead, when republicans have absolutely nothing to gain from pretending he isn't
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 06/08/2026
the thinking was "he's alive" www.wsj.com/politics/mit...
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Mitch McConnell Discharged From Rehab Center, Will Recover at Home
The former Senate majority leader said he would stay involved with important Senate business as he recovers.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 06/08/2026
do they discharge dead people from rehab? www.wsj.com/politics/mit...
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Mitch McConnell Discharged From Rehab Center, Will Recover at Home
The former Senate majority leader said he would stay involved with important Senate business as he recovers.
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VladRock (bleh) @padrock.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My guys
Some dummy complaining that everything‘s gotten worse over the past 40 years until two people point out that coffee and beer have gotten better 
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 30/07/2026
"have to use this account" no, it's a choice to create an account so you can continue interacting with someone who blocked you. you choose to use that account
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 30/07/2026
promises made promises kept
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Kash Patel’s Ambitious Defamation Lawsuit Foiled By Basic Civil Procedure Doctrine
The litigious FBI director’s case against a blogger who called him a “blatantly incompetent chud” is no match for International Shoe.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 29/07/2026
what possessed me to clear my mute list some while back? i'll never know, but it's growing again
muted words list:  stancil, carville, yglesias, bruenig, douthat, red push-pin emoji.  stancil is on top, implying it was the most recently added
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 28/07/2026
ai haters: why are you using ai ai boosters: why are you insulting ai people who actually know ball: all code is horrible, none should ever be made in any way
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 27/07/2026
Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
DHH tweet saying “This is why we need competition and open weights in Al. Imagine a world where only Anthropic sat as the moral arbiter of acceptable speech. Fucking ridiculous. (Grok of course did it no problem, same too with Kimi K).” when presented with his blog post using a slur about the Roma people.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 27/07/2026
new word added to the mute list, if i never hear about james carville for the rest of my life that would be just fine thanks
my muted words:  carville, yglesias, bruenig, douthat, and the red push-pin emoji
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ok. Sure. Whatever you say. Sure. Sure.
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Ryan @ryan.helegrod.dev · 16/07/2026
Hypocrisy is also one of those things that, like, feels icky but contains no argumentative weight, it's basically a fallacy Arguments are true or false regardless of whether the person making the argument believes it
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i actually have no trouble believing that all of adam carolla’s friends are rapists. that totally tracks, honestly. i don’t know why he’s telling us about it though.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
im sorry but if you fell for this guy im just struggling to understand how you manage to make sense of anything at all the 4 middle east tours + voluntary mercenary work + nazi tattoo probably should’ve suggested this guy just likes inflicting violence on other people. calling him a leftist lmao
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 08/07/2026
I appear to be in a mood today
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