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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 11/10/2026
hell yes thank you
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 11/10/2026
We're talking "two ties in the same division" or "tie and 0-2" so it's gotta be pretty uncommon at minimum
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 11/10/2026
I need someone to figure out if there's ever been a division that was winless on a week where there was a intra-divisional game
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 09/10/2026
"this is a very big and important announcement' made me laugh out loud
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 08/10/2026
seems like kind of a bad idea to me
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 07/10/2026
hell yeah
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 07/10/2026
so cute!!! so happy for velma and her new family
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 07/10/2026
the "population increased" thing is a debunked lie
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 07/10/2026
Would anyone expect otherwise?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
Black text on white background 
"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 06/10/2026
And you got your head....ALL THE WAY UP IT!
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 06/10/2026
reply with more seven letter words in quotes
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 06/10/2026
"blocked"
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 02/10/2026
NO, FUCK OFF
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In some ways, the biggest difference between me and a person who is "successfull in media" is this clip right here. Thompson is summoning every ounce of her strength to sit there and listen to sports praise of a sexual predator. I'd... lose my shit and get fired.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 01/10/2026
gahhhh fuckkkk rahhhhhhhh
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 01/10/2026
scrolled until i found this
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10,000,000 smutty jokes we could be doing with "facial recognition" and we're too focused on how the surveillance state is garbage to get our shit together. what happened to us, bluesky. somewhere in his private cabana at Plato's Retreat, Alf is crying hot, sticky tears
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 29/09/2026
So has Benny just decided to ignore the second part of this exchange?
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 29/09/2026
what an incredibly stupid mother fucker
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 29/09/2026
holy shit you're fucking stupid
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am advising you to keep saying this in public
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 24/09/2026
they chose neither option, and ended up with a candidate who had no support, and lost because of it
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 24/09/2026
to quote the big lebowski: "well, dude, we just don't know". biden should have announced he wasn't running and let the normal primary process tell us who had more support. there was no reason the dems couldn't have done a flash-primary after they decided to dump biden and learn the same thing
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 24/09/2026
correct, so the fact that when he dropped out the person who replaced him did not have the same level of support (because everyone hadn't agreed on them) it was not a tremendous surprise
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 23/09/2026
I shoulda been more clear, was talking about her completely nonexistent primary support in 2020 or 2024
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 23/09/2026
He won 60-40. The things you listed are a problem, but he was always going to win, because that's what the electorate supports.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 16/09/2026
"the lawyers here" are qting the post talking about how she's completely wrong about the law
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
i don't see how that would stop you from making wildly incorrect statements based on no evidence whatsoever
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
sure, but it's important to correctly estimate the probability of surprising things happening, and I am a pedantic man
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
nothing heroic about it, I just like being right and telling people who were wrong about it
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
swing and a miss
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
doubling down on stupidity is really pathetic
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
so, he's not dead, like I told you
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
was he now
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
sorry where is he?
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
lots of people were very loudly confident he was dead, and have been annoying about it for months
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
put in a candidate that doesn't suck and people will vote for them. I'd forgive people for not learning that lesson once but we saw it in three elections in a row (Biden barely won)
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
two hundred twenty replies, nearly all of them a joke about how he is already dead, all of them completely wrong
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
I've been saying that mf wasn't dead for three very annoying months
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/09/2026
Huh almost like the people who said "he's not dead you idiotic conspiracy theorists" for the last three months were fucking right
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 14/09/2026
no one is gonna put out a headline that says "we went to mcconell's house and got told to fuck off like everyone else" be serious
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 14/09/2026
yes
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 14/09/2026
the main issue here is that there's not a single shred of evidence for the thing you consider the T R U T H and news orgs tend to report on things that have at least shreds of evidence
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 14/09/2026
correct. in 2024, the state leg changed the law, making it so that the governor could no longer directly appoint a replacement. a special election is required. a special election that a republican would 100% have won, meaning there was absolutely no reason to lie about him being aliver
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