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n. tuzzio

@tuzzio.net
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www.last.fm/user/ryxxui www.setlist.fm/user/nickthetuzz tuzzio.net computer guy trying not to lose my absolute shit, success rate 35-55%

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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 29/08/2026
certainly one of the most ridiculous things I have ever purchased
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 29/07/2026
what possessed me to clear my mute list some while back? i'll never know, but it's growing again
muted words list:  stancil, carville, yglesias, bruenig, douthat, red push-pin emoji.  stancil is on top, implying it was the most recently added
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 27/07/2026
new word added to the mute list, if i never hear about james carville for the rest of my life that would be just fine thanks
my muted words:  carville, yglesias, bruenig, douthat, and the red push-pin emoji
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 07/07/2026
If you're gonna try to scam people this is not the account to do it from
The bio info of the account I'm replying to: "pits, pubes, balls, and buns.  19+".
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 04/06/2026
Black hound dog with a white muzzle looking directly into the canera
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 06/05/2026
black dog with a white mouth and white paws laying in green gress with her tongue out.  she's a good girl
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 25/04/2026
the face of a killer
picture of my dog pax.  she's a medium sized dog, about 45lbs.  she is black with white paws and white around her mouth that makes her look older than she is. In this picture, she is sitting in front of me, looking back and up at me, with her mouth open in a way that looks like a happy smile.  she was the the dog park and getting pet so she probably was happy.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 30/03/2026
Here's a picture of a common one. About the size of what's shown in the drawing.
HID wall mounted RF card reader.  Black plastic rectangle with a red light on top
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 18/01/2026
Sickos yes meme; cartoon of a man wearing  a T-shirt that says "sickos" looking in through a window and saying "yes, haha, yes!"
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 25/08/2025
drafted in a weird fantasy football league today and the guys behind these four starters all got drafted but the starters didn't lmao
screenshot of a fantasy football app that lists four available quarterbacks: r. wilson (nyg), d. jones (ind), j. flacco (cle), and s. rattler (no).
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 14/08/2025
nothin' like a good hound-flop, in terms of cuteness. also note towards the top right the holes (created by the dog) in the couch cushion covers (which we put on because of the dog)
black dog with white paws and a white portion of chest, laying down on a blue couch.  her head, which has a white-grey muzzle, is laying on a black and white pillow, and her head has long floppy ears, like a beagle.  she's cute as hell.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 01/08/2025
as real as it gets 😎
photo of a black dog stretched out on a blue couch.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 19/07/2025
🎵watchin' anime films on a sat-ur-day night🎵
screenshot of an 80s anime film; a man in a suit is sitting at a bar and handing a dollar bill to a well-dressed and groomed bartender.screenshot of an 80s anime film.  a closeup of a man with no shirt saying "what is going on?".screenshot of an 80s anime film.  street lights forming a diagonal line across the screen with perspective considered.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 18/07/2025
me and pax out here living our best lives
Photo of a man's hand with a black wedding ring, black watch, and bright green sparkly painted nails.Photo of a black, medium sized dog, with white paws and floppy hound ears, laying in the grass
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 17/07/2025
"sickos meme", a cartoon in black and white of a creepy guy looking through a mirror into a house.  He's wearing a shirt that says "sickos" and there's a speech bubble indicating he's saying "yes... Ha ha ha...YES!".
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 11/07/2025
The time of Marvel supremacy is over. The time of DC supremacy has come
Orc from one of the Jackson LOTR films saying "the time of man is over.  The time of the orc has come"
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 09/07/2025
Drew, shit on more bands people listed. Please. Become the main character. Tell me how bad Mars Volta are. I know you have it in you.
meme of an evil looking Kermit the frog in a hood talking to a normal one.  The implication is that one is encouraging the other to do bad things.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 09/07/2025
is she distressed or is she just watching drag race, I can never tell
Photo of a black dog resting its head on my foot.  I thought she might be stressed out but now I kinda think she's just watching drag race
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 09/07/2025
"no sir, I don't like it. not one bit"
photo of a black dog resting its head on my foot.  shes stressed cuz of the thunder and lightning and heat, poor baby.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 30/06/2025
-270, actually. and to be clear, they are 1) smol bets, I'm a cowardly unserious man and 2) spite bets, that I do not want to win
Steelers, over 6.5 wins, -270, five bucks to win $6.85Steelers money line, against jets, week one, -154, five bucks to win $8.25
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 29/06/2025
you're/we're not going to win by being equally as shitty as they are
Comic book panel, Batman breaking a gun and saying "this is the weapon of the enemy.  We do not need it.  We will not use it"
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 28/06/2025
vibes immaculate today
photo of a stage at a music festivalphoto of an assortment of decorative bird statues with spring-necks and heavy headsphoto of a smiling doofus posing with his odd spring necked decorative bird.  he's bearded, wearing aviators and a blue shirt with flamingos and pineapples on it .
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 28/06/2025
partially cuz i'm going to a music festival tomorrow should be a fun time, i love thundercat
SATURDAY, JUNE 28
KHRUANGBIN
THUNDERCAT
thee sacred souls
steel pulse • ripe
improvement movement • ghost funk orchestra
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 27/06/2025
got my nails done up real nice for the first time in a few years, incredibly happy and excited
photo of a hand with painted nails.  big ass hand.  short sparkly purple nails.  looking at palm, with fingers curled towards the camera.photo of a hand with painted nails.  back of hand with fingers extended.  sparkly purple nails.  hairy arm, black ring on ring finger
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 25/06/2025
weird, i recently saw an obi-wan kenobi doll on a clearance rack at a stop and shop with a very similar design, did some company manage to license both Wars and Trek characters?
photo of a doll in the semlance of obi-wan kenobi as played by ewen mcgregor from the star wars prequels.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 17/06/2025
"they'll claim"? I mean it barely seems in dispute that that's exactly what he was intentionally doing I hate Trump i hate ICE I want open borders and I hate all *waves hands* this stuff going on. it also seems obvious Lander got arrested for obstructing law officers
Moments ahead of his detention, Lander had linked arms with the man leaving an immigration courtroom on the 12th floor, refusing to let go as masked federal agents pushed into the crowd attempting to pull the man away.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 17/06/2025
yeah I believe these are the residents from last year right before they flew off. left the nest up hoping they'd come back, got the doves instead
couple of fledgling robins, I think.  grumpy fluffy little dudes.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 16/06/2025
Uni's most recent meal:
picture of a chicken from the game Minecraft.  unusually for a chicken it is very square and angular, like a chicken made out of cubes (which is what it is).
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/06/2025
love being host to these stupid birds on my porch, they're so cute
photo of three morning doves in a nest.  two are young, but closer to leaving the nest than not   they're all quite fluffy and orblike, with dark black eyes that reveal little about what's going on inside those tiny heads.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 12/06/2025
say hello to my little friend (a zebra i'm trying and failing to transfer from a computer to paper using advanced techniques)
low resolution black and white photo of a zebra with a bunch of timestamps overlayed over it
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 09/06/2025
she most certainly is, and she deserves it cuz she's a good girl even if she did try to destroy this sweet ass obi wan kenobi doll, that I got on clearance, the second she got home from daycare today
a cute doll in the likeness of obi wan kenobi as portrayed by ewen McGregor in Star wars episodes 2 and 3
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 09/06/2025
yeah that's all pretty fair. here's a recent picture of her doing one of her favorite things, stealing my spot on the couch the second I got up
black dog purple blanket blue pillows.  hound face white paws stupid look in her eyes.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 04/06/2025
sounds like you're asking for more pictures of doofy mutts. fortunately I come prepared
a photo of two dogs playing.  they are both mid jump and making very goofy faces.  one is a medium size beagle mutt, black with white feet, and one is a slightly larger black lab mutt.  they're happy on a sunny day in the grass at the dog park.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 04/06/2025
holy shit that's wild. "I should buy a condo" lol
a picture of a cat in a suit reading a newspaper over coffee.  it is a well known meme, usually accompanied by the text "I should buy a boat".
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 04/06/2025
read this as Australian Shepherd and agreed 100%
Photo of a dog, an Australian shepherd.  Medium size dog, long hair, white and brown and grey with black spots.  Very beautiful dog.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 16/05/2025
yeah, no, that's not why they did it lol. they did it because the bill wasn't awful enough
Five of 21 Republicans on the panel voted to block the measure, saying they would continue to withhold support unless Speaker Mike Johnson agreed to further cuts to the Medicaid healthcare program for lower-income Americans and the full repeal of green energy tax cuts implemented by Democrats.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 15/05/2025
say hello to the mourning dove who took up residence on my porch this spring and her first baby that I got to meet. they're very cute I think
Photo of two birds in a nest.  They're mourning doves- one large fluffy grey and brown bird with tiny black eyes and a long beak, and a baby bird, that is much smaller with large ungainly feathers but many of the same characteristics as the large one.  They're extremely cute.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 14/05/2025
i wonder if i'm ever gonna get sick of making my characters pose ridiculously in photo mode
screenshot taken in photo mode of a video game "baldur's gate 3".  there are four characters posing in some sort of cave/mine.  they are wearing fantasy clothing, cloaks and armor, but it's al very colorful and ridiculous.  the characters are in poses like "vogueing" and "pretending to faint", it's very camp.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 12/05/2025
photo of a medium sized mostly black hound dog sitting in green grass in the shade on a sunny day
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 10/05/2025
photo of a black dog laying in a shady section of green grass.  dhe dog is looking backwards over its shoulder at the photographer.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 08/05/2025
Press X to doubt  meme
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 08/05/2025
yeah none of these replies actually make any sense, i'm sticking with "it's a bot"
‪Lisa Jean‬
 ‪@lisajean123.bsky.social‬
· 1d
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
 I blocked you because you only let those who follow you reply, and you don't follow back.





‪Junior Prompt Engineer‬
 ‪@mikemay.bsky.social‬
· 18h


Elf


Summoner
Maybe she'd follow you back if you posted better. Just a thought.





‪Lisa Jean‬
 ‪@lisajean123.bsky.social‬
· 1h
If no one wants to follow back, who is doing the following?





‪Junior Prompt Engineer‬
 ‪@mikemay.bsky.social‬
· 1h


Elf


Summoner
people want to follow back, they just don't want to follow back you





‪Lisa Jean‬
 ‪@lisajean123.bsky.social‬
· 1h
This why you are here?
You have full access to the mass communication source for the first time in history and this is how you use it?
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 05/05/2025
yeah idk what that person was thinking you were clearly excited about the return of Taskmaster in the MCU movie that came out this weekend i understand and can relate
image of the character Taskmaster from the movie Thunderbolts.  tactical leather gear, lots of patches and belts, modern sword and shield equipment, and a mask resembling a skull
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 30/04/2025
I couldn't possibly agree less, just cuz you're on my side doesn't mean you can't be wrong. I can think of a million responses I could have given this person that I think they would have disliked even though we're "on the same side". but that would be rude, so I just blocked
Screenshot of a skeet that reads: "stop. nitpicking. the. language. of. people. who. are. on. YOUR.  SIDE."
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 29/04/2025
yeah "trying to gain followers" that's definitely what i'm doing. give me a fucking break. even les accurate than calling the dems "my party", somehow
@caravaggibro.bsky.social 21 minutes ago
I'm not terribly interested in discussing the failures of your party or the implications of decades of this style of voter counting so you can try to gain followers my dude.  Have a real one.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 25/04/2025
a mourning dove took up residence in an empty nest on my porch and I love it very much it's a tiny stupid fluffball anyways this took me all morning Wordle 1,406 4/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
photo of a mourning dove in a nest
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 25/04/2025
idk if my seat has ever been stolen in a more flagrant manner
Photo of a black dog on a blue couch.  She's in a large pillow pile and looks very comfy.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 23/04/2025
Roxy:
Screenshot from the film Lord of the Rings;Isildur, a dirty white man with long hair and a shirt beard, is saying "no".  The picture is cropped close so it's just his face.
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 22/04/2025
ok, sure, I guess, whatever
Screenshot from a website that lets you check if a word is allowed in Scrabble gameplay.  The word searched for is cropped out but the description of the word is:

Yes
Valid in these dictionaries
TWL/NWL (Scrabble US / Canada / Thailand)
SOWPODS/CSW (Scrabble UK / International)
ENABLE (Words with Friends)
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n. tuzzio @tuzzio.net · 21/04/2025
you have a candle problem not a budget problem memeboy
Screenshot of a tweet from wint (@dril)

Tweet says, quote:
"Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying"
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