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Aaron

@turtlemoves.bsky.social
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A guy who does things, sometimes.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
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Thelma And Louise's Iconic Cliff Jump
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 09/10/2026
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Glass Onion No Its Just Dumb
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/10/2026
This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
A shooter.914 post showing a blue handgun and Reign energy drinkThe console of a car with an energy drink and handgun in the cup holders. In the foreground, shooter.914’s wrist with a fancy watch in it. Background: Two assault rifles and a Monster energy drink A screenshot of his whole account showing more of the same
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 09/10/2026
So a bunch of guys in plainclothes surrounded a man in a car and shot him, then the government disappeared him and refuses to release any information about his condition or whereabouts
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Perkus Tooth @perkustooth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hearing that embiid fopped at jaylen browns knee and had a story about lebron calling him out leak to the media? issuing nick nurse a pre-season “good luck with those guys”
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🖕🏾 screw the bịtches that carry water for the patriarchy
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My oldest daughter, who is also an attorney, has said these things to me as well. When your life is built around the law, all of these blatant criminal acts must be even more frustrating.
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Karen Sue Waters @karensuew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I miss having a president. I mean a REAL president -- someone who works and lives the position. Someone who doesn't shame us but instead is always a person to respect and be proud of. Someone like Barack Obama.
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A statue of Trump has been unveiled at the European Parliament. Titled "The Orange Plague" by Danish sculptor Jens Galschiøt. It reads: “I am sitting on the back of a man. He is sinking under my burden. I will do anything to help him. Except stepping down from his back. - King of Injustice"
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The pedophilia was an expense Trump paid because he needed constant children to expoit. 4700 payments should alarm you.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Susan Collins’ accomplishments: ~ Sponsored ad • Paid for by bribes for Susan Collins ~
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White supremacist cops take a minority citizen, drive him out to the woods as a threat, and leave him there. No, it's not Mississippi in the 1930s, why do you ask?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fox hosts will be wearing their pants at half-zipper today to “honor” serial child molester Dennis Hastert.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a new wave of Democratic ads across the country that are somehow brutally partisan and incredibly effective and it's going to take some time for me to get used to this?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(in a voice raspy with exhaustion) imagine ... if ... if ... Joe Biden ...
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s awesome that the economy is being driven by people who simultaneously have no idea how human cognition works but are 103% convinced they have duplicated it in artificial form.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” — Dolly Parton
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“A.I. has to work for the warfighter, and enterprises.”🤔 Yikes— frantic, all over the place Palantir CEO Alex Karp lashes out at reporters over their “stupid” Q’s about A.I. + makes it clear war & enriching themselves are their prioroties (Our Q: “will you pee in this cup?”😬)
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While I'm enjoying the humiliation justifiably being heaped on Senator Eric Schmitt, I don't don't think enough mockery is being directed at his accomplice, Senator Kennedy, the Cornpone Clown, with this stupidly victorious expression as he smugly holds up the ridiculous "evidence."
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?!
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Aaron @turtlemoves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IF I WERE VICE PRESIDENT, I WOULD NOT SEND CHILDREN TO WAR. Checkmate, you weirdo.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our response to the State Department using Smokey last night.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Trump's new AI powered website confirmed Biden won in 2020 and that Trump's name is in the Epstein files. Classic
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He thought he was making the Fox News clip of the hearing when he was making the MSNOW clip.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MTG has really been going after her own.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to turn a funny story into a “teachable moment” should warrant prison time.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fellow GenXers: remember how often we were bombarded with images of late-period USSR? Old, decrepit men in charge, clinging to an ossified ideology. Political repression, nakedly false propaganda, empty shelves, food shortages, inadequate health care, deep-seated cynicism, crumbling infrastructure
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Ironic Star Wars Moment
Alt: A smirking emperor palpatine says "ironic."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never liked ICE. Even back when they used to call themselves the Klan.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 28/09/2026
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S08E24 The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (4F20) 11 May 1997
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh.
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Unpacking allegations FCC Chair Brendan Carr was in 'sex trafficking cult'
The organization was an Alcoholics Anonymous group in Washington, D.C. Former members said Carr was part of the group, but wasn't abusive.
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nolan Wells was murdered and his killers are free
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/09/2026
Nolan Wells was murdered. No doubt in my mind.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
i once again ask what in the hell is going on with Trump's huge ass and the contraption he has on it
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AyJay @dcvet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The temerity, irony, hypocrisy, stupidity, and arrogance should have ended the run of this 🍊🤡💩🎪 a long time ago.
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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tim Tebow turning grifter is probably one of the least surprising things you'd guess. Anyone that loud about their faith isn't trustworthy.
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Mike in the Box @mike-in-the-box.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reminder: President Xi is currently supplying targeting coordinates to Iran so that they can kill American soldiers.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
Elizabeth Warren: "He loves dictators ... I think this is the president really saying to the leader of China, 'Don't hurt me. You know, I just want to just honor you in every way I possibly can.'"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yikes, Tim Tebow — the latest Pablo Torre/Mother Jones investigation has questions about “Life Surge”, a company Tebow is a face of that’s taking Christians deep into debt with real estate investment classes that cost as much as $40,000🤔 (victims: “a scam”) More: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Aaron @turtlemoves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Evangelism is a mental disorder, regardless of the religion being evangelized.
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