Reposted by maria 🍧Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 22/07/2026It's my birthday so we went to Olive Garden for some good ol' fashioned Italian dining, but I didn't have my ID, so they arrested me for being an ImPasta. 4317448823
Reposted by maria 🍧Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026street art Philadelphia 2586401268
Reposted by maria 🍧onion person @junlper.beer · 22/07/2026centrist democrats love to be like “why has no one invented being annoying and scolding the left online yet” 492902225
Reposted by maria 🍧dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the 3 jobs are influencer, scammer, and scammer/influencer 58119
Reposted by maria 🍧The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s… 295671805
Reposted by maria 🍧The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s… 5578512175
Reposted by maria 🍧Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20358812124824
Reposted by maria 🍧kara @karawra.bsky.social · 15/06/2026it's always funny when people cry about woke games when the woke shit they're complaining about have been in these games since the beginning 1837332
Reposted by maria 🍧ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 15/06/2026*peering over my glasses at young 20 somethings freaking out over set lists for a concert that won't get to their town for another 3 months* you know back in my day you didn't know the set list for the concert until you showed up and the band started playing 3856731
Reposted by maria 🍧Gen X @genxtoo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026As an IT worker, I beg you to turn your computer off and then turn it on again before calling IT. 4064551420
Reposted by maria 🍧Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Old enough to remember when the people defending a UFC fighter for making a 'joke' about Michelle Obama at the WH wanted Jimmy Kimmel, a comedian, to be fired for making a joke about melania on his show. 11559581760
Reposted by maria 🍧Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/06/2026It’s okay if you can’t blend in with everyone. Because your own unique path is the most beautiful one🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Cherish the parts of you that are different from others. Let’s treasure those differences and keep moving forward. Your world is shining with beautiful, vibrant colors🌈 303322797
Reposted by maria 🍧Ícaro (🎃) 🖤🤎🤍 @icarominidolls.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Mirad la amiga que me he encontrado en el parque entre la monotonía de gaviotas, palomas y gorriones 2559737
Reposted by maria 🍧veery @veery.bsky.social · 15/06/2026i don’t dress for women i don’t dress for men lately i’ve been dressing for the grocery store ac 50123281
Reposted by maria 🍧Adam Smith @adamlsmith.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My wife has spent her life convinced she was allergic to peanuts & has just discovered that, in fact, she is not. I’m SO jealous of her. The wealth of amazing tastes she has yet to experience. Peanut M&Ms. Satay sauce. Actual peanuts. Incredible. 128147969
Reposted by maria 🍧Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Today is a good day to cancel your Paramount+ subscription. 552110732112
Reposted by maria 🍧Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts 522417284
maria 🍧 @tuguayabita.live · 16/06/2026seeing older ppl's posts on here kinda feels like they JUST discovered freedom of speech bcs they post stuff like "the us has a facist government and the president is an idiot" and ... yeah, 100% !! it's endearing honestly 010
Reposted by maria 🍧Hengi🏠🎨 @hengi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026There's nothing quite like that feeling when you discover a new song and you know right away you're gonna listen to that shit on repeat until you throw up 1531823
Reposted by maria 🍧Antfarmer @antfarmer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The @nytimes.com headline writer continues to airbrush the abject failures of this wretched President. FFS. 48764821625
Reposted by maria 🍧ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ★ᴘɪʀᴏᴛʜ @charlespiroth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Benjamin Wolf Lonely Tree 592758265
Reposted by maria 🍧Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 15/06/2026🔥 A black heron using its wings like an umbrella, creating shade to attract fish, a behavior known as canopy feeding. 1314926673
Reposted by maria 🍧selfcaregamer @selfcaregamer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026if a police officer can't handle a dog without immediately shooting it, they should not be a police officer. 28182821179
Reposted by maria 🍧derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026you guys go ahead. I'm going to go into the john and will meet you guys at the performing arts 733779271
Reposted by maria 🍧Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 15/06/2026There is something deeply wrong when one person reaches trillionaire status while 771,000 people are homeless and more than 18 million Americans don’t have enough food to eat. 27149291346
Reposted by maria 🍧onion person @junlper.beer · 15/06/2026i’m proficient in misreading sentences and writing typos 2189869
maria 🍧 @tuguayabita.live · 16/06/2026using this phrase to gauge how deeply online a person is before i share my opinion on how i feel abt the backrooms coming from 4chan 100
Reposted by maria 🍧Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026A male Baltimore Oriole perches on the branch that is holding the hanging nest with his nestlings. 101924171
Reposted by maria 🍧onion person @junlper.beer · 15/06/2026so often do the ads in the onion paper speak to directly to my soul 322627201
Reposted by maria 🍧DSP💙#🟦✡️ @drawstickpeople.bsky.social · 06/06/2026A "charm" of hummingbirds is a great day! (look it up!) 2345657793
Reposted by maria 🍧mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 05/06/2026i was not prepared for how much of adulthood is trying to decide what to eat 931563180
Reposted by maria 🍧TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take 379300293917
Reposted by maria 🍧slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/06/2026we’re due for a Great Reset. michael jordan needs to try a new sport 48610