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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 22/07/2026
It's my birthday so we went to Olive Garden for some good ol' fashioned Italian dining, but I didn't have my ID, so they arrested me for being an ImPasta.
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
street art Philadelphia
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/07/2026
centrist democrats love to be like “why has no one invented being annoying and scolding the left online yet”
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the 3 jobs are influencer, scammer, and scammer/influencer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s…
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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kara @karawra.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
it's always funny when people cry about woke games when the woke shit they're complaining about have been in these games since the beginning
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
*peering over my glasses at young 20 somethings freaking out over set lists for a concert that won't get to their town for another 3 months* you know back in my day you didn't know the set list for the concert until you showed up and the band started playing
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Gen X @genxtoo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
As an IT worker, I beg you to turn your computer off and then turn it on again before calling IT.
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maria 🍧 @tuguayabita.live · 16/06/2026
happy pride month to my fellow garlic bread stans
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's Charlie the Asexual. Charlie's friends ask "hi Charlie, want to go to the orgy?" Charlie, sitting comfortably, waves them away and says "haha no. I'll just stay home. You scamps go on ahead." Charlie sits silently in the room, pleasant, unbothered.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 16/06/2026
> Ezra Klein
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Old enough to remember when the people defending a UFC fighter for making a 'joke' about Michelle Obama at the WH wanted Jimmy Kimmel, a comedian, to be fired for making a joke about melania on his show.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/06/2026
It’s okay if you can’t blend in with everyone. Because your own unique path is the most beautiful one🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Cherish the parts of you that are different from others. Let’s treasure those differences and keep moving forward. Your world is shining with beautiful, vibrant colors🌈
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Ícaro (🎃) 🖤🤎🤍 @icarominidolls.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Mirad la amiga que me he encontrado en el parque entre la monotonía de gaviotas, palomas y gorriones
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Linda K Sienkiewicz @lindaksienkiewicz.com · 15/06/2026
No thanks.
Mini “dognuts” $2.25
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veery @veery.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i don’t dress for women i don’t dress for men lately i’ve been dressing for the grocery store ac
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
POV: You are chicken
A close-up of a black-and-white cat staring
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Adam Smith @adamlsmith.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My wife has spent her life convinced she was allergic to peanuts & has just discovered that, in fact, she is not. I’m SO jealous of her. The wealth of amazing tastes she has yet to experience. Peanut M&Ms. Satay sauce. Actual peanuts. Incredible.
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Today is a good day to cancel your Paramount+ subscription.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts
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maria 🍧 @tuguayabita.live · 16/06/2026
seeing older ppl's posts on here kinda feels like they JUST discovered freedom of speech bcs they post stuff like "the us has a facist government and the president is an idiot" and ... yeah, 100% !! it's endearing honestly
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Hengi🏠🎨 @hengi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There's nothing quite like that feeling when you discover a new song and you know right away you're gonna listen to that shit on repeat until you throw up
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Antfarmer @antfarmer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The @nytimes.com headline writer continues to airbrush the abject failures of this wretched President. FFS.
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ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ★ᴘɪʀᴏᴛʜ @charlespiroth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Benjamin Wolf Lonely Tree
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ЗИТА. @zinoky.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Kingfisher with fish.
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Mark Parisi @offthemarkparisi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🔥 A black heron using its wings like an umbrella, creating shade to attract fish, a behavior known as canopy feeding.
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selfcaregamer @selfcaregamer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
if a police officer can't handle a dog without immediately shooting it, they should not be a police officer.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
you guys go ahead. I'm going to go into the john and will meet you guys at the performing arts
The front of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Something has been erected between the signage, such that there are two doors with only the words "The John" and "Performing Arts" visible.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There is something deeply wrong when one person reaches trillionaire status while 771,000 people are homeless and more than 18 million Americans don’t have enough food to eat.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/06/2026
i’m proficient in misreading sentences and writing typos
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maria 🍧 @tuguayabita.live · 16/06/2026
using this phrase to gauge how deeply online a person is before i share my opinion on how i feel abt the backrooms coming from 4chan
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A male Baltimore Oriole perches on the branch that is holding the hanging nest with his nestlings.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/06/2026
so often do the ads in the onion paper speak to directly to my soul
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DSP💙#🟦✡️ @drawstickpeople.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A "charm" of hummingbirds is a great day! (look it up!)
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 05/06/2026
i was not prepared for how much of adulthood is trying to decide what to eat
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TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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jayson @lizardhospital.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
we’re due for a Great Reset. michael jordan needs to try a new sport
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/06/2026
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
never kill yourself
silica gel packets. just a bunch of them
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