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Matt

@tsuason.bsky.social
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I like beer. SF native, Bay Area sports follower, climbing instructor.

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If ashli babbitt's family can get $5 million after she literally broke into the Capitol to overturn an election, Renee Good's family should get at least triple that for ICE agents murdering her in the damn street.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026
what if i do not want to be optimized. what if i want to make mistakes because that’s how you learn; what if i want to do nothing sometimes, what if i want a world that is weird and challenging and has mysteries left to reveal. what if i like taking the long way
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-t…
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.
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The_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
THIS SHIT IS WHY GOD'S LAST NAME IS DAMMIT
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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Safe to say the folks in New York that didn’t get into the official parade space (thousands, probably more) have found a way to celebrate. Can confirm that people are, in fact, outside.
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EvolvingWild @evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com · 15/06/2026
THE NERDS WON
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 15/06/2026
🌈🏒🎀 Day 44 No more Golden Knights.
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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Now’s the fun part where people start to realize Carolina’s done this while Aho and Jarvis were relatively quiet, the only main piece of the lineup they need to sign is Nikishin, they have $12M in cap space, and 4 1st round picks in the next 3 years.
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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Broad Street Hockey being responsible for a Stanley Cup before the Flyers organization is one of those things that makes you very proud and also very concerned.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
De'Aaron Fox on Trump attending the Knicks game: "The president being here just makes it inconvenient on everybody else"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Torts accidentally stumbling his way into a Cup in Vegas is going to re-poison the brains of every mediocre GM into hiring their very own miserable, toxic has-been coach. A league-wide Torts Effect of make-work projects for screaming hardasses who were fired with cause
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Romania 24 hours before the Russian attack: “We will not be intimidated. We maintain our diplomatic presence in Ukraine and in Kyiv. Ukraine has the legitimate and inalienable right to sovereignty and freedom in full security.”
The threat issued by the Russian MFA through a press release and social media posts represents a serious and irresponsible escalation. It is a threat which, if carried out, would constitute a war crime against the Ukrainian people, with grave consequences from the perspective of international law.
In this regard, the ambassador of the Russian Federation in Bucharest was summoned to the MFA today. During the discussion, the Romanian side reminded him that no press release or social media post suspends the Russian Federation's legal obligations, including those regarding respect for international law.
We will not be intimidated. We maintain our diplomatic presence in Ukraine and in Kyiv.
Ukraine has the legitimate and inalienable right to sovereignty and freedom in full security.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
... Oh I just realized. This might've damaged the Atlas V on the pad that was literally going to be launching tomorrow.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Pop Arena @poparena.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's wild to go back to billionaire space fuckery after NASA hyper-competency just had their turn.
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Babs the Autumnal Shark @hockeybabbler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
girl dinner it's not just for girls
a sad charcuterie of a sliced cucumber, Ritz crackers, peanut butter, carrots, cheese, and hummus
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👻 Spooky Cat War 👻 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
murdercat murdercat
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
FESSHOLE LIVE TICKETS: 18 Jun 2026 - New Adelphi Club, Hull; 20 Jun 2026 - Cambridge Junction sites.google.com/view/fesshole
For a decade almost every Friday I had a chicken & lamb kebab, but since meeting my vegan eco girlfriend that has stopped. To the owners at the Istanbul Kebab House I am so sorry and I miss you more than you know. Why do we always hurt the ones we love most.

Fesshole GOLD from 3rd April 2021
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House & Field Negro Quarterly @morethanmud.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the hungry observatory
black and white photo of domed observatory beneath a full moon; opened at the top resembling the pac man video game about to eat an energy dot
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 23/05/2026
I can't in good conscience hope for Vegas to win but Mitch Marner hoisting a cup in a win over Montreal in his first year away from Toronto would be an exceptionally good bit.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
On October 24, 2024, Beff Jezos on Twitter wrote: "All the really smart moderates I know in tech are secretly rooting for Trump to win behind closed doors.

Gap between stated and revealed preference in this election will be huge."On May 22, 2026, Beff Jezos wrote: "and contributing to foundational AI + computing technologies for the United States for the past ~ 10 years.

Feels like robbing top and technologists like me of the opportunity to achieve the American Dream."

They are replying to a new Dept. of Homeland Security rule that says legal immigrants have to return to their home country to apply for a green card.
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Data Bear 🏳️‍🌈 @dataandpolitics.net · 18/05/2026
Tonight’s sunset.
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Anyway print out your fucking photos and start writing letters you fucking weirdos Touch grass means also leaving some of your memories in the real so someone three generations from now can know you just as intimately as your friends
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EvolvingWild @evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com · 04/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open
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Data Bear 🏳️‍🌈 @dataandpolitics.net · 29/04/2026
Castro Theater and the moon.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
First Billie Eichner reference I've ever seen at a sporting event
A Let's Go Lesbians sign at the PWHL Ottawa Charge game
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Matt @tsuason.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Didn’t work for Chicago, not currently working for Pitt or LA. Might not be working for Tampa, but they at least cut Stamkos loose.
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citizen d 🏴‍☠️🖖 @citizend01.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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EvolvingWild @evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com · 23/04/2026
Tweet:

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger] 
BUCK: yes 
[World engulfed by flames] 
BUCK: oh god yes
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
this is the exact reason why I never had kids 🤣 #CalvinandHobbes
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 12/04/2026
Deaf puppy doesn't notice when her human comes home, so he gets to wake her up gently and see her innocent excitement.
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Matt @tsuason.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Future... BRIGHT?!
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a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
When you look at old maps of the PE railway system you really get a sense that the entire region was connected beautifully. PE hemorrhaged money every year but frankly, that's the price of good transit. The issue is that it was privately owned so when the losses got too steep, they sold it
Image of the Pacific Electric railway system in Southern California
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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día de les muertos @tumblesweed.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"While COVID is no longer as serious as it was during the pandemic’s early years, it nonetheless caused an estimated 390,000 to 550,000 hospitalizations and 45,000 to 64,000 deaths during the 2024–2025 respiratory virus season—"
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/03/2026
Our Lady of Perpetually Online
devotional statue of Mary Magdalen in a cubicle completely covered in monitors, keyboards, circuit boards, cables and assorted other computer paraphernalia
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You'd think they'd want to discuss how it won as many awards as The Matrix, ET, Fellowship of the Ring, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Parasite... How it has the most wins of any Vampire movie ever... How its success further cements that Coogler's deal could be Hollywood's future. But alas. It's Black.
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY …..wait
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
SAT fans when UCSD releases a report on math placement
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 28/02/2026
Me refusing to let the PS6 exist
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Reading the news about AI’s got me feeling like this…
Sarah Connor in Terminator 2 field stripping an M16 getting ready to kill Skynet before it can be invented
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Shayna @shaynagoldman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This league is so quick to shutdown anything deemed a distraction, but hey, not this. Not even with the playoffs less than two months away. No one is saying USA shouldn't celebrate, but when you choose to this way... it's going to be political and it's going to create negativity.
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Shayna @shaynagoldman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This isn't just a standard 'winning team visits the WH in a planned visit' -- it's the state of the damn union, as the NHL resumes. The problem isn't that the president called the team (he should have!) it's that the gold-medal winning women's team was the punch line, instead of being celebrated.
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Shayna @shaynagoldman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
the 'everything is so political' and 'everyone is so negative' comments are something else. I don't think anyone wanted this moment to be political -- but the men's team made it that. Accepting an invite to the SOTU made it that. www.huffpost.com/entry/jack-h...
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