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burdened by capricious indulgence, hunched by the deep wounds of compromise, shuffling in limp approximation

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Ryan Stauffer @ryanswx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha, this fucking sucks.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(stripper loves me voice) Bro, I think the waitress is obsessed with feeding me
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s been almost a year so i feel ok sharing this: last year i tried buying some relaxed fit jeans. i wore them to a gathering on Halloween and my cousin’s wife asked if i was dressed up as a zoomer
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tell me if this was released it that intro wouldn't have been a core hip-hop beat sample
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I'm Into Livin'
YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so today I learned that Canadian engineers take a sacred oath written by Rudyard Kipling which is *clearly* worded to bind them as defenders against the fae. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calling...
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Calling of an Engineer - Wikipedia
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Keanu Reeves in A Scanner Darkly
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m just going to say it: rideshare drivers are way too comfortable playing jesus music
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I’ve just gotten disillusioned about the political landscape. There’s not a clear political group I map onto now."
30 Rock: Jack Donaghy saying "That's Republican, we count those."
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s a song about being rock hard and riding free
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When Judas Priest wrote rock hard ride free… I felt that
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baudrillard: "It is no longer a question of imitation, nor of reduplication, nor even of parody. It is rather a question of substituting signs of the real for the real itself... Never again will the real have to be produced: this is the vital function of the model in a system of death"
The "secretary of war" wearing a shirt that says "THIS IS WAR" while PTing in a stadium in Texas, which is not war
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twitter user dawnedEUW quote tweeting a "picture" of a white dragon laying on the ground: i can't help but notice that i am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.

Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
IT’S HERE
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's genuinely fascinating that the US president keeps announcing that he just flat out doesn't know what trade is, he legit doesn't appreciate the concept of exchange and instead views economic activity through the lens of a dragon attempting to maximise its gold hoard to sit upon.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
baiting an LLM into uploading itself to my PC then pulling out the ethernet cord and shaking the computer around like a child who caught a firefly in a jar
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I’m supposed to tell a patriot, who wants to serve and protect his country by the way, that he cannot due to he’s balls deep in a dog
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Timeline cleanse
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
every subculture wants outsiders to have a super nuanced understanding of it, to read all of its theory, to essentially play a language game that it defines. but the thing is that, when the subculture actually gains power and influence, you're really not under any obligation to play along anymore
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“I remember googling the word ‘stupid’ for the first time, reading the definition, and thinking, ‘Holy shit—this is me,’ ” — Derrick Henard
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
yeah i've achieved AGI Ate a Giant Italian sub
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a lot of people want to believe that right-wing beliefs are rooted in some legitimate material grievance. that makes it easier to imagine that if we simply solved the material problem, they’d deradicalize. but they won’t, because they aren’t disillusioned, they’re just morons.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Wachowskis’ decision to make Zion default multi-racial is both an obviously correct decision within the narrative of the films but also something that would provoke a Chud Crusade in 2026
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think the majority of the calories I consumed yesterday were from beer
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Excellent thread
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good Hot Fish in Asheville is absolutely goated
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
two panel animated meme with left panel showing a character dialing on a phone (meme edit has added "Gender Studies" to the above the number pad) and right panel showing a stone faced animated character with their phone to their ear
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 19/04/2024
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
having a normal one on r/condiments
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Drew @4484.cool · 02/09/2026
If cosmic horror happened to me I would just deal with it
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Officially Bluesky years old, this will be my most powerful year of posting yet
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The “head of strategic futures” at OpenAI just went on an unhinged rant against social security sometimes I feel like these tech companies are actively trying to alienate as many normal people as possible
Dean W. Ball
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The main thing I have to say to the young generation of Americans is that your
grandparents and great-grandparents committed a kind of accounting fraud when they ran our country a century ago with social security, and at the time it was a reasonable affordance to grant our leaders, who were dealing with an economic depression and a world war, but nonetheless they did commit the fraud, and they ended up buying all sorts of extravagant things using the fraudulent gains, including what became the thing we now understand to be the high-modern technocratic nation-state, and that is glorious and also bad and all that, but the thing is there's still the issue about the accounting fraud, whose debt is coming due and is coming due fast.
It is best to consider this with as minimal residue of sentiment as possible, to really sit with it, to stare it coldly in the face.
Unwinding the great fraud of the high modernists is your job, whether you wish it to be or not.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
FOR DUDES ABOUT TO ROCK WE SALUTE YOU 🫡🫡🫡
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
✋🔺🤚 youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...
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Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
This is now all of US foreign policy
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Trip @trip3.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is like a Markov chain Peterson bot that still needs to be dialed in because it’s too incoherent
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