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A casual reminder that there is my free children’s book on my website. Along with lot’s of other stuff including short stories and my encyclopedia of things. trevorship.co.uk/fetlock-bone...

Fetlock Bones – Trevor Ship.co.uk

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“I am thinking about you, but I am also thinking about whether I am too old to play Bond."

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“Trump authorises military attacks on Siri.”

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I note that it is once again that time of year where shops have signs saying sonething like: “Cheap fireworks.” Which just says to me: “Shoddily made explosives for your children.”

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Octopus day? Does that mean I can order calamari on Octopus Prime?

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If you work at a whistle factory, how do you report bad practice?

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If you work at a whistle factory, how do you report bad practice?

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 9h

Octopus day? Does that mean I can order calamari on Octopus Prime?

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I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

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@untidymusic.com Thank you for the repost. I have a stalled surreal comedy podcast project that is just stuck. I thought maybe recording something else would get me going. Got to use my new Focusrite 4i4 and the Adam monitors for something!

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I note that it is once again that time of year where shops have signs saying sonething like: “Cheap fireworks.” Which just says to me: “Shoddily made explosives for your children.”

“Trump authorises military attacks on Siri.”

“I am thinking about you, but I am also thinking about whether I am too old to play Bond."

Oh hell yes. More New Order is always good.

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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 10h

Hope it gets better soon

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24 hours ago I did a rather humbling post on here and it blew up and made me realise quite how many people I know are active on Bluesky; I didn’t realise! I’ve hardly used it tbh, but I’m thinking I should. Anyone you think I should follow? I like history, lit, science, and whimsy and wordplay.

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I am thinking of making an audiobook version of the Fetlock Bones story. Partly to get me back into recording and as it is already written I don’t have to worry about that. Also partly as I think it could be fun. String thoughts, or opinions on such a thing?

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A casual reminder that there is my free children’s book on my website. Along with lot’s of other stuff including short stories and my encyclopedia of things. trevorship.co.uk/fetlock-bone...

Fetlock Bones – Trevor Ship.co.uk

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 11h

Represents 63.34% of your recommended daily Trev intake.* *Per 100g serving. **May contain nuts.

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 22h

Ooh Ikea has a box for my jokes...

A wooden drawer with the word "Bobbins" on it

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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 22h

Ooh Ikea has a box for my jokes...

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Visit Wakefield @visitwakefield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We were warning about AI taking over the world before it was cool.

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And if you want to see some of my others they are all here: trevorship.co.uk/clever-trevor/

Clever Trevor – Trevor Ship.co.uk

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Yes, i am pushing my blog a bit as I am thinking of making it possible to subscribe to get email updates. If I see people looking at it I might remember to get off my backside and do it. You could have an email of my latest posts plopping onto your inbox mat. imagine that?

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And here is an article that I wrote for this month's mag but did not get chosen. trevorship.co.uk/a-whimblechu...

A WhimbleChurch driving instructor claims to be the top instructor in the country. – Trevor Ship.co.uk

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And if you want to see some of my others they are all here: trevorship.co.uk/clever-trevor/

Clever Trevor – Trevor Ship.co.uk

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Oh hell yeah!

Why isn’t there a more accessible alternative to a ouija board for dyslexic ghosts? What about the ones that never learnt to read and write?

Between you and me, I am not sure that this stuff stands up to scrutiny.

A letter by me in Viz

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I should never have bought any chromatic percussion from the local music shop. It has always given me bad vibes.

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I just sneezed so hard that I released my own perfume.

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I don't blame it on the sunshine, I don't blame it on the moonlight. I don't even blame it on the good times. I blame it on the boobies.

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I don't blame it on the sunshine, I don't blame it on the moonlight. I don't even blame it on the good times. I blame it on the boobies.

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I just sneezed so hard that I released my own perfume.

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I should never have bought any chromatic percussion from the local music shop. It has always given me bad vibes.

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