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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/11/2024

I need to make sure certain people know about this account, so they scroll through the posts and go oooohhhh! And those people are @floregonian.com @mementomorty.bsky.social @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Hi everybody make sure and overcook your turkey tomorrow so nobody talks about how moist it is

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Eating “medium” Pad Thai the color of Hot Cheetos before lifting because my body is a temple (a beautiful structure that should be preserved)

A gray plate of bright orange noodles. Truly bright orange.

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Old McDonald had no veins,

EZ IO kit, an intraosseous access kit for securing access to the bloodstream.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

If this doesn’t win an Academy Award I riot this is actual art

The Netflix advertisement for Hot Frosty. The main characters stand together in the center holding hands, smiling at the camera. Dustin Milligan is on the right in a sleeveless work suit, wearing a red scarf. Lacey Chambert is on the right in a green dress.

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Lane @lanechanged.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Me: Alexa, remind me to get to the gym. Alexa: Gin has now been added to your shopping list. Me: Meh, close enough.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The sexual tension between me and this paper plate of Thanksgiving food

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Dana Taylor @danataylor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Those drippings need to be in your dressing. Trust me.

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Bruce Nye, MSCE, RN @thaumaturgern.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Also be smooth adding the liquid, don't panic. Go slowly and smoothly and you'll end up with a nice gravy w/o the lumps. Gravy should be fun, it's the last step before plating up the meal - enjoy the process.

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elisarothstein917.bsky.social @elisarothstein917.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

In Gravy We Trust. Honestly, I could get behind a country that fully embraced that motto…

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Eileen B @echobravoart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

gravy is healthcare

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Kitty @katydidnt6.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Pro tip: 2 tbsp fat + 2 tbsp flour per 1C of broth.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

For my peeps panicking about making gravy this year: Make a roux with the turkey fat from your drippings and some butter. Don’t shy away. Eff the cholesterol. This is gravy. This is important. Use the fat. Embrace the fat. Gravy is the light and the way. I believe in gravy. Trust me.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Drinks that double as a charcuterie board 🤌🏻

3 Bloody Mary’s on a wooden tray. A Christmas scene of gingerbread houses and a Christmas tree is in the background. The drinks are topped with pickled okra, a jalapeño stuffed olive, pickled garlic, a cube of cheese, and a slice of chorizo.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Doing my part for the environment by flipping off every cybertruck I see

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Marching through the house WHERES MY SUPERSUIT *stretchy pants and a hoodie

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 23/11/2024

I'm screenshotting to avoid giving her the engagement she so craves, but did y'all see this All Skeets Matter headassery chdjx

Screenshot of a real post by @talenaball.bsky.social (with a bunch of QTs), reading:

I do NOT like segregation in any way..

Remove the Blacksky section!!🚫

We are ALL Blueskiers here!!!💙

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Half the country starting to learn what kind of Temu government they ordered

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social: The cup is completely empty and needs blood, not saline

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Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

It's probably out there helping provide additional context to the main part of a book somewhere.

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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Treat the trolls that are popping up here like you would invasive spotted lanternflies -- stomp on them (with a quick block or report) and then just keep walking, with a little spring in your step because you're helping protect our ecosystem

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Wait wait wait one of them just called themselves Magalicious in my replies is this real are they calling themselves magalicious DEAR GOD THE CRINGE

A very sassy looking devil, with the caption “first of all, yikes”

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

more users are joining and the hog grows longer

A painting of a long hog, made even longer. It is very long.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The appendix is all “it’s not you it’s me”

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Hey guys someone left a full baby diaper in the grocery store parking lot right where someone would step when they get out of their car AND GUESS WHO WAS THE LUCKY WINNER

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I miss my appendix. I hope it’s doing OK.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Patients have no reason to trust us until we earn their trust Outward, visible, loud signs of allyship along with actual action & support are vital in healthcare spaces where our pts are exceptionally vulnerable Ordered a new badge reel today @clairezagorski.bsky.social

A screenshot of an order for a “ you are safe with me” sticker and badge reel, and a sticker that says all vibes welcome here.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Post a perfect album from the 90s (And if y’all don’t know this album whew you have homework)

The Clueless Soundtrack album cover

Featuring music from:
Cracker
Luscious Jackson
Radiohead
World Party
Beastie Boys
Lightning Seeds
Counting Grows
Mighty Mighty
Bosstones
Coolio
Jfill Sobule
The Muffs
Velocity Girl
Supergrass
Smoking Popes

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Convinced people learned to drive through the parking deck on this bad boy

A Fisher Price Little People Hot Wheels racing track in blue, red, orange and neon green. It has a loop and a cork screw, and was made for zooming

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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

DO NOT FLUSH

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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

It’s good to see this acknowledgment—this kind of surveillance of trans women is sexual harassment. It has a deeply sexual character and is built on a long history of sexual exploitation

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Fricking Delight (No Refunds) @blikethecheese.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Much like how the most loudly “prolife” states also have the highest rates of child poverty, the most virulently anti-trans states also have high rates of violence toward women. Because their goal isn’t to preserve life or keep vulnerable people safe, it’s to enforce conservative gender norms.

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