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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/11/2024

I need to make sure certain people know about this account, so they scroll through the posts and go oooohhhh! And those people are @floregonian.com @mementomorty.bsky.social @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

ugh noooo. I’m so sorry. I just read through the comments…. hope it stays stable and they find the source. Hugs to you and the fam

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Hi everybody make sure and overcook your turkey tomorrow so nobody talks about how moist it is

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Eating “medium” Pad Thai the color of Hot Cheetos before lifting because my body is a temple (a beautiful structure that should be preserved)

A gray plate of bright orange noodles. Truly bright orange.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

He is a delightful human in a pink bunny suit that’s why I suppose ❤️🤣

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The dramatic ellipsis… “normal” “lol” and the quote skeet for the dunk tells me this wasn’t a genuine ask, but we shall agree to disagree have a fab day

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

It’s so hard sometimes… I see you💜

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Old McDonald had no veins,

EZ IO kit, an intraosseous access kit for securing access to the bloodstream.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

In this house we don’t mock others for not knowing what we know

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

You can’t defibrillate a snowman Absolute movie gold

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

My skin is clear, my bills are paid, my life is changed

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

If this doesn’t win an Academy Award I riot this is actual art

The Netflix advertisement for Hot Frosty. The main characters stand together in the center holding hands, smiling at the camera. Dustin Milligan is on the right in a sleeveless work suit, wearing a red scarf. Lacey Chambert is on the right in a green dress.

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Lane @lanechanged.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Me: Alexa, remind me to get to the gym. Alexa: Gin has now been added to your shopping list. Me: Meh, close enough.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The sexual tension between me and this paper plate of Thanksgiving food

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Dana Taylor @danataylor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Those drippings need to be in your dressing. Trust me.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Yes! I save some for the dressing too!

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Bruce Nye, MSCE, RN @thaumaturgern.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Also be smooth adding the liquid, don't panic. Go slowly and smoothly and you'll end up with a nice gravy w/o the lumps. Gravy should be fun, it's the last step before plating up the meal - enjoy the process.

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elisarothstein917.bsky.social @elisarothstein917.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

In Gravy We Trust. Honestly, I could get behind a country that fully embraced that motto…

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Eileen B @echobravoart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

gravy is healthcare

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

They can google I am here for the fat advocacy

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I’m team flour because I enjoy the process of making a good brown roux, but I respect the cornstarch

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Thank you for bringing the actual ratios to my fat rant

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Kitty @katydidnt6.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Pro tip: 2 tbsp fat + 2 tbsp flour per 1C of broth.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

For my peeps panicking about making gravy this year: Make a roux with the turkey fat from your drippings and some butter. Don’t shy away. Eff the cholesterol. This is gravy. This is important. Use the fat. Embrace the fat. Gravy is the light and the way. I believe in gravy. Trust me.

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Trauma Llama 🦙 @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Drinks that double as a charcuterie board 🤌🏻