Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 15hWhat medicine do monsters use for weight loss? Fear-zepitide 021
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What kind of ghost haunts family medicine clinics? Spockters 000
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm gonna start a company that cleans houses with cigarette smoke damage prior to listing for sale. I'm calling it Vareni-clean 021
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fascists trying so hard to astroturf a milkshake duck and keep failing 020
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My spouse told me the store was out of one of the cheeses I wanted for a house party we were bringing hors d’oeuvres for, but it wasn't a big deal. I told her, "Baby, I don't need Danablu to have fondue night." 011
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoOxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 22/10/2024We should normalize replacing "placebo-controlled" with "trick or treatment" in October. 001
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 14/03/2024I want to talk about my move from Substack to Ghost for a second, and what it's been like working with a nonprofit tech company that actually lives its values. Especially if you're a writer still on Subtack, please read. 1/x First of all, about the org: They are a nonprofit, I just met employee +ghost.orgGhost: Independent technology for modern publishingBeautiful, modern publishing with newsletters and premium subscriptions built-in. Used by Sky, 404Media, Lever News, Tangle, The Browser, and thousands more. 14836961710
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Anyone living in Randolph, MA, there's a public meeting regarding the use of ALPRs in the town on Tuesday September 29 at 10pm. So if you can make it to voice your opposition (you can also attend remotely), this is a great opportunity to do so. Agenda linked below:mccmeetings.blob.core.usgovcloudapi.net 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing. 332938910
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What specific food should you avoid if you have epilepsy? Seizure salads 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoDr Noor Bari @njbbari3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve seen a lot of older people wearing masks in my neighbourhood. I don’t know how the rest of society walks past that clear signal for help. If you see someone in a mask or respirator, you should wear one… at the very least… 1113332
Reposted by Oxnard Mantalvoℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums 031941185
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 4558602175
Reposted by Oxnard Mantalvo🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 03/09/2026don't hatewatch it. don't pirate it. don't waste your time with it. fuck JKR and her mediocre at best books. it won't kill the sadness in you to dig your claws into this rotten IP 222206949
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoExplicitly Anti-Vaxx @bellamyj.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026Nothing about this is shocking at all if you understand how these people think. Supremacists of all varieties love to dabble in the exact things and people they hate. It's about ownership and control not rules, laws, or order. Abuse is a very effective lens to view fascism and fascists through. 27128
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is also why, when you push people who use 'woke' as an insult hard enough, to them, it just means someone who calls them on their bullshit and they don't like how cognitive dissonance feels. Most of us should have kept that word out of our vocab to begin with, but that ship's sailed. 010
Reposted by Oxnard Mantalvoswoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 05/09/2026When the DKA protocol works: 1203
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Mine just reinforces the fact that my parents used the TV as a babysitter, like, a lot. 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoExplicitly Anti-Vaxx @bellamyj.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026Good, now ban it in high school, then college, then everywhere else possible 0132
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/09/2026This is an absolutely catastrophic data breach of an identity verification vendor 150+ million drivers license scans that includes photos, address, license numbers etc. It includes Pete Hegseth, security researchers, and even the deputy director of the FBI. krebsonsecurity.com/2026/09/fbi-... 271658690
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoAnt @agramuglia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hey, my editor Dan is in a rough spot right now and needs some tangible, real help.gofund.meDonate to My Family Needs Urgent Help, organized by Dan MMy family's living situation is dire, and has been for several years. We've been dragged across th… Dan M needs your support for My Family Needs Urgent Help 14246
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer 11063371675
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Trying to make some extra money by doing ad reads for an Italian cheese producer. I now realize I've become a shill for Big Parma. 010
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoCool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026New Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff 📹 Margaret tells you the sordid history of Automated License Plate Readers and the people who have stood up against them @margaret.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social linktr.ee/coolpeoplepod 09021
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoElizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026When that is done in epidemiology, it corrupts all of the data collection processes. The fact that the CDC Director went along with this is as bad as you think it is, if not worse. 625055
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoMatthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 31/08/2026imagine: you're working the ED at MGH when an MIT grad student walks in and tells triage he synthesized dimethylmercury whdh.com/news/first-o...whdh.comFIRST ON 7: Patient brought to MGH for exposure to ‘chemical substance’ prompts large emergency response - Boston News, Weather, Sports | WHDH 7NewsBOSTON (WHDH) - A patient brought to Mass General Hospital in Boston after an “exposure to chemical substance” prompted a large emergency response Wednesday night,<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="ht... 1013035
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoMalaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I have had numerous people assure me that European carbs lack both gluten and additives, giving it wonderous health properties, rather than realizing "driving everywhere is bad for me." 06312
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoMatthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 28/08/2026The FDA approved the 2026-2027 COVID vaccines today. This year, it is again my aim to provide you with actionable guidance, as soon as a clear enough picture emerges for me to be able to do so. Unless it's medically contraindicated, I want you to get this updated vaccine to protect against COVID.shouldntneedtobealawyer.comFDA Approves 2026-2027 COVID Vaccines — But There's A Catch | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew CortlandFDA took action on the 2026-2027 COVID vaccines today. I'll recount what they did and then give you my analysis of what this actually means. 7308116
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oncologist: *slaps desk* "Whelp, time to make like a biopsy and punch out." 010
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The wrong 80 year old died. 933342
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry had been doing poorly ever since he had a major stroke back in 2012. Amazingly, he still did the occasional VA work, voicing Auntie Whispers in 2014. Theres an ethereal frailness to her because of what he went through. He, like Dolly, was an amazing human being. 232834607
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoDeviant Ollam ツ @deviantollam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I cannot properly express how much I want to yeet all AI features like this into the sun. NO, I am NOT interested in your "summary" of anything to do with my personal messages or personal information. 😣 1211815
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoMalaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This would fix me. 2121
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Gould was who people like Dawkins wish they could have been, but you have to care more about science than the money or fame that *might* accompany it. One guy wrote The Spandrels of San Marco and the other mocked religion, glazed a sex trafficker, and yelled at women like a hit dog. 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoJoshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’d bet good money that none of the signers here gave a single shit about academics being fired for Charlie Kirk tweets or students being rounded up and deported for writing op-eds calling for divestment from Israel. 28916
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoShecky @shecky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Kevin passed about an hour ago. The time to find his cats a home IS now, and I'm not one step closer to finding it. Please, friends. 6616091937
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"Has the passive voice historically functioned to deflect responsibility and consolidate unjust power arrangements? These are all fascinating questions that, sadly, we will never know the answers to." 000
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026One of the most inconsequential but nonetheless infuriating legacies of the second Bush administration is like half of people younger than 40 pronounce nuclear like they screwed up trying to say "molecular". 252
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Inflation even hitting some of the tomatoes in my garden 041
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026NIMBYs making up jobs to justify not minding their own business. 030
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Regular people: "he stole a sweater from a Macy's" Neurologist: "He had a petit mall seizure" 031
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"Eponym" should refer specifically to horse names and nothing else. 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1% 11780261991
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoAmber @risettemd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Please stop paying for anything Harry Potter. This is where your money is going. At this point, you're not an ally, you're an abuser and we're your victim. 5347052318
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Clocking in for the shift I know is gonna finally push my depression above subclinical 020
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Me: [browsing the fancy cheeses at Wegmans getting stuff for the charcuterie we're bringing to a potluck]: "...what's Boffard?" *hear a suppressed grunt and turn around to see the cheesemonger making this face and biting his knuckle*static.klipy.comThe Amazing World Of Gumball Trying Not To LaughAlt: Gumball (the blue cat from The Amazing World Of Gumball) painfully contorting his face to suppress laughter 011