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@tracyh.bsky.social
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Wedding photographer. South Woodham, Essex. Got Rage to number one at Christmas. tracymorter.com she/her

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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True. When I was pregnant with my eldest son, who is nearly 28 now, I did sing Horny by Mousse T at karaoke. LLMs cannot do this.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026
Oh my. The aurora borealis, seen in ultraviolet light from space. Our planet, putting on a show ✨
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Mr RobertBob @mrrobertbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a ‘man’. 🧐
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I persuaded my teacher to let us sing the songs of Grease 2. The whole class stood at the front like a choir singing Cool Rider.
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Piddington village green with Wicker Man
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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think what we've learned is, you need to pick your support acts carefully.
A magazine ad for Einstürzende Neubauten with Showaddywaddy at the National Club, Kilburn High Road, London NW6
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran wanting to remain neutral is sending me lol. Dudes worth £200m+. My brother in Christ if you cannot speak freely who the fuck can lol
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My OnlyFans name.
Pack of festive round maize snacks in Asda.
Called Jolly Hot Maple Baubles.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Easy to follow guide from the British press
An elderly lady being carried away by the police, labelled intimidating, and two black clad, balaclava wearing men standing in front of someone’s car, staring at them.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Give Us A Clue S13, feat. Richard O'Sullivan, Mary Parkinson. Part 1 of 2.
YouTube video by brozotes
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Major Channel 4 news investigation reveals corruption at heart of Tatooine establishment
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🔴 Police Contradict Reform Council Over Claim Town Centres are ‘Unsafe’ Due to Asylum Seekers Force says Braintree, Colchester and Chelmsford “are safe” and crime is down, as Reform-run county council launches £150,000 private security patrols over asylum seeker arrivals
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Police Contradict Reform Council Over Claim Town Centres are 'Unsafe' Due to Asylum Seekers
Force says Braintree, Colchester and Chelmsford "are safe" and crime is down, as Reform-run county council launches £150,000 private security patrols over asylum seeker arrivals
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Ricardo 🇵🇸 @thoughtcat.com · 30/08/2026
My cup runneth over. Too many fine lines to quote here www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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Stewart Lee: Ofcom won’t touch GB News. But now it’s demanding a right of reply for jokes
The regulator has ruled against me over a mistake I made about an ex-Tufton Street campaign manager on a comedy show. The consequences seem like bad news for off-the-cuff banter
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Beer, wine, sun, sea, pies, pies, beer beer beer, fudge, mushroom flan, see you soon
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who is going to protect the residents of Essex from Reform?
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The Devil Wears Primark
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Depeche Mode, Prefab Sprout & Cliff Richard! Someone had fun choosing the soundtrack for GTA VI.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 27/08/2026
A photo of some rocks. But they're rocks on Mars. They were photographed today. And only a few hours later you're looking at them on your phone.
ROCKS ON MARS
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZY...
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Anything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by Rad Retro
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly, and now, Tim Curry. That's enough 2026, there's nobody left.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no. That’s not allowed. She’s not allowed to die.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My eye test is way overdue and my opticians are getting a bit too menacing for my liking.
Screenshot of a text message. " practice. We would love to welcome you in and take care of your eyes. Book your visit today:"
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A photograph of toilet paper.
Shades. Club Tropicana. by ASDA.
Shits are free.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Aside from any false results and so on. The journey of it, the process, finding other things that weren't what you're looking for but which spark new thoughts and change the shape of your work for the better, putting the time and thought in...
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s only bloody raining! It’s been 50 days here without rain.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Opticians must have tiny fingers.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cat in a Dublin pub, 1966, photo by Evelyn Hofer, German-American photographer.
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Election workers sort through spoiled ballots at Clacton Leisure Centre after the voting closed.
Photograph: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images
From The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2026/aug/14/clacton-byelection-spoiled-ballot-disgraceful-farage-binface

One metre-long paper has WHAT A DISGRACEFUL WASTE OF MONEY written across it
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A cinema in Canada never received their Spider-Man Brand New Day posters so one of the employees drew his own and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
Hand drawn poster for spider-man brand new day featuring a lumpy, mis-shapen Spidey doing web shooter hand pose. Writing at the bottom reads “sorry! We never received the real posters! Sorry for any incoveniences!”
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In the early hours of this morning the internet was stolen from my town. Shops and businesses closed early. People started writing cash is king on the local facebook group. It hasn't rained in 46 days, it's always hot, and there was the eclipse. I am sure this is how a dystopian film starts.
Photo of Ferrers Road in my town South Woodham Ferrers at 19:03 during the eclipse, with parched, yellow grass from a 46-day dry spell and the strange, flat illumination of collimated sunlight. It was eerie.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I see yer da reckoned not looking at the sun was woke
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Saving Wildcats @saveourwildcats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🎉A WORLD FIRST: WILDCAT BIRTH RECORDED ON CAMERA❗️ Proud mum, Skye, welcomed two healthy kittens earlier this summer. Her incredible birth was captured by the nestbox cameras in the conservation breeding for release centre, at @highlandwpark.bsky.social ➡️ savingwildcats.org.uk/kittensoncamera26 🧡
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tuxedo cat yawning in a garden under a cream coloured garden umbrella. Sky is blue.
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This Hornet Mimic Hoverfly was having a lovely time on my sunflower.
 Hornet Mimic Hoverfly on a sunflower.
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 05/08/2026
See recent images of canine competitors riding the waves in surfing competitions for dogs, via The Atlantic Photo: theatln.tc/gzIZZkl2
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London & Southeast🔅 @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Reasonable chance in my opinion London sees hottest day of year next Thursday. High thirties are feasible… especially due to how parched it is and how warm seas are after many weeks of high temperatures. At Heathrow 36.4C on 26/06 to beat which is not wild for such an extraordinary summer.
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Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know writers who use subtext,
 and they're all cowards
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Tracy @tracyh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Donald Sutherland Screaming and Pointing meme. 
A scene from the film Invasion of the Body Snatchers, he's wearing a beige trenchcoat and is pointing and screaming with wide scared eyes.
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Marshall @llahsram.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy New Bobby Fingers Content Day to all who observe 🙌 (It isn’t live yet, you’ve got an hour and a half to dim the lights and get comfortable)
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Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/08/2026
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
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My father was a Conservative...

...my mother voted Labour...

...so suppose, by rights, ought
to be a Liberal Democrat...

...but in actual fact, I'm a Nazi!
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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I can’t believe that Reform UK turned out to be financed by a bunch of money laundering fronts for Russia. It’s just so unexpected.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 30/07/2026
Best back up dancer in the world revealed at the end. This used to be a proper country.
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